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Tomaz
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« Reply #600 on: February 26, 2009, 05:35:16 PM »

James,

   Do think flippio berrio posts soley to annoy people?

Regards

Tom
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« Reply #601 on: February 26, 2009, 06:37:55 PM »

James,

Who do you think the new writer of Anti News is?

Steve
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James
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« Reply #602 on: February 27, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »

Dear James

Next door's dog is howling. It probably always has done but I now work from home so I notice it a lot more.

What method of dog murder would you advocate? I'm tempted to go with a chunk of meat laced with mole poison over the yard wall but I am open to suggestions.

Kind regards

SezzaNezza

Dear SezzaNezza

If you own a firearm, shoot it between the eyes. If not, strangle it.

Best wishes

James
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« Reply #603 on: February 27, 2009, 09:42:21 AM »

Dear James,

I've noticed that a band called Animal Collective are playing in Liverpool soon, and was wondering whether it was was a gig I should go to.


Brown Sound.

Dear Brown Sound

Yes, Animal Collective are a wonderful band. I saw them play at the Astoria in 2007 and it was the best show I saw that year.

James
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« Reply #604 on: February 27, 2009, 09:42:45 AM »

Dear James,

I think I will buy this car...do you think I've made the right decision? 
Cheers in advance, young man  jc


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Dear Bliss

No, you should've bought a Ferrari.

James
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« Reply #605 on: February 27, 2009, 09:43:22 AM »

James,

   Do think flippio berrio posts soley to annoy people?

Regards

Tom

Tom

No.

Regards

James

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« Reply #606 on: February 27, 2009, 09:44:23 AM »

James,

Who do you think the new writer of Anti News is?

Steve

Steve

I think the new writer of the Anti News is Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel.

James
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« Reply #607 on: March 04, 2009, 11:24:18 PM »

James,

Will Middlesbrough football club be playing premiership football next season?

Yours hopefully,

Micky
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« Reply #608 on: March 04, 2009, 11:27:11 PM »

James,

Should I start supporting Marske United instead

Thanks

Cam
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« Reply #609 on: March 05, 2009, 04:51:29 PM »

James,

Will Middlesbrough football club be playing premiership football next season?

Yours hopefully,

Micky

Micky

Yes, Middlesbrough football club will be playing premiership football next season.

Believe

James
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« Reply #610 on: March 05, 2009, 04:51:51 PM »

James,

Should I start supporting Marske United instead

Thanks

Cam

Cam

No, you should not start supporting Marske United instead.

Thanks

Jam
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« Reply #611 on: March 05, 2009, 05:01:01 PM »

Dear James

Did Boris wash the whites with the colours whilst I was home in Teesside?

Thanks

TS

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« Reply #612 on: March 05, 2009, 05:05:24 PM »

Dear James

Who is most beautiful famous gal close up you have met?

Yours in anticipation

Kris

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« Reply #613 on: March 05, 2009, 05:07:32 PM »

Dear James

Did Boris wash the whites with the colours whilst I was home in Teesside?

Thanks

TS

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Dear TS

No, Boris has great respect for clothing and made certain that he divided up whites from colours. He also handwashed his knitwear.

Thanks

JB x
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« Reply #614 on: March 05, 2009, 05:13:24 PM »

Dear James

Who is most beautiful famous gal close up you have met?

Yours in anticipation

Kris

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Dear Kris

Joanna Newsom.

Yours in unticipation.

James

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« Reply #615 on: March 05, 2009, 05:30:23 PM »

James

What did you make of Toby's dissertation? And will you be starting a career parallel to the one you have at the moment, to start dissertation editing for a fee?

Yours truely

Tomazzzzzz
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« Reply #616 on: March 05, 2009, 05:36:16 PM »

James

What did you make of Toby's dissertation? And will you be starting a career parallel to the one you have at the moment, to start dissertation editing for a fee?

Yours truely

Tomazzzzzz

Tomazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby's dissertation was annoyingly good. A better writer i.e. me, wouldn't have made quite so many typos, but it was an impressive document.

No, Tomaz, I earn more than enough as ComeOnBoro.com's leading writer to ensure I don't have to do anything else.

Your's tyurrreeellllly

Jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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« Reply #617 on: March 06, 2009, 10:48:42 AM »

Sage James

The universe is mind-buggeringly big - way too big for the Johannesburg-walnut analogy - and there are no doubt a mind-buggeringly large number of civilisations out there.

Now that the Catholic Church has decided that God is god to all sentient beings across the universe, my faith demands an answer to the following question:

Did Jesus visit all these civilisations and on how many planets did he die and come back to life?

Yours seeking Sally Ann
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« Reply #618 on: March 06, 2009, 10:52:58 AM »

James,

Since I first heard about it, I've been worrying about falling into the iPhone trap.  Could you please explain what it is so I can avoid falling into it.

Yours,

Micky Bee
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« Reply #619 on: March 06, 2009, 10:55:29 AM »

James, Lord of Indiedom

Since all the good bands are playing in the sunshine in europe, who will be playing in rainy Boro at MML? My money is on the Bluetones and Shed Seven. Chaka Demus and Pliers would be a bonus.

Whats the word in da hood?

with beatz

Borizzle
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« Reply #620 on: March 06, 2009, 11:01:57 AM »

James,

I saw the Cookie Crew at Park Ave in Norton back in 87.  Do you think they will be at MML?

Yours in a House Rockin Jack Stylee

Micky Bee
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« Reply #621 on: March 06, 2009, 05:34:43 PM »

Sage James

The universe is mind-buggeringly big - way too big for the Johannesburg-walnut analogy - and there are no doubt a mind-buggeringly large number of civilisations out there.

Now that the Catholic Church has decided that God is god to all sentient beings across the universe, my faith demands an answer to the following question:

Did Jesus visit all these civilisations and on how many planets did he die and come back to life?

Yours seeking Sally Ann
Lorem

Brother Lorem

Jesus did visit all the civilisations in our universe and many that inhabit other universes. He died on 15,001 planets and came back to life on 15,002 planets.

For the avoidance of doubt, we are talking about Jesus the guy who comes round twice a week and does my dishes, right?

Jimmy Ann
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« Reply #622 on: March 06, 2009, 05:36:23 PM »

James,

Since I first heard about it, I've been worrying about falling into the iPhone trap.  Could you please explain what it is so I can avoid falling into it.

Yours,

Micky Bee

Micky Bee

You are right to be concerned about the iPhone trap. What makes the iPhone trap so dangerous is that it can take many forms. You can never be sure when you're about to fall into an iPhone trap and when you're not.

My advice would be to take caution the entire time. Even that won't guarantee your safety from the iPhone trap however. It is very, very dangerous.

Jimmy Bee
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« Reply #623 on: March 06, 2009, 05:37:43 PM »

James, Lord of Indiedom

Since all the good bands are playing in the sunshine in europe, who will be playing in rainy Boro at MML? My money is on the Bluetones and Shed Seven. Chaka Demus and Pliers would be a bonus.

Whats the word in da hood?

with beatz

Borizzle

Borizzle, Duke of Indiedom

MML will be headlined by Dodgy and Northern Uproar. The main attraction in the dance tent is Ini Kamoze.

In beatz we trust

Jimmmzzzzz
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« Reply #624 on: March 06, 2009, 05:38:36 PM »

James,

I saw the Cookie Crew at Park Ave in Norton back in 87.  Do you think they will be at MML?

Yours in a House Rockin Jack Stylee

Micky Bee

Micky Bee

Alas and alack, I don't believe the Cookie Crew will be performing at MML this year. The Urban Cookie Collective however, may play a 45-minute set.

Yours in a spinning on some lino back in 1989 styleeeee

Jimmy Bee
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« Reply #625 on: July 02, 2009, 09:51:23 PM »

Will my wife fuck off and leave me alone before I die?

Yours hopefully,

Brick Top (formerly MTBF)
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Tomaz
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« Reply #626 on: July 03, 2009, 12:09:38 AM »

Jimmy B,

Do you think i will be regretting having 6 pints tomorrow morning?

Would love to meet you sometime.

Lots of love Tom

(Formerly Tomaz)

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« Reply #627 on: July 03, 2009, 09:30:09 AM »

Anyone who drinks 6 pints on a morning needs help.
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Tomaz
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« Reply #628 on: July 03, 2009, 09:32:43 AM »

I am feeling delicate like, still await James' answer though.
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madman
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« Reply #629 on: July 03, 2009, 09:45:15 AM »

I am feeling delicate like, still await James' answer though.


You'll have to wait - he's on the piss.  :)
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« Reply #630 on: August 03, 2009, 11:14:12 PM »

James,

Boro 2009/10. Boom or doom? Your shout?
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« Reply #631 on: September 05, 2009, 05:32:50 PM »

Dear James,

it's been a while now. But do you think you could make it happen that
a) Someone makes a new Guts-Smilie out of the picture in the "MY smilie" thread?
And
b) Andy, Steve, whoever is able to do it will replace the old one?
I know you can do it. You've got to stars, see...

Yours,
 
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« Reply #632 on: August 19, 2010, 09:22:39 PM »

Now james.

James Morrison or Lee Dong Gook, Aliaidiere

Shag, marry, kill?
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« Reply #633 on: August 19, 2010, 09:42:43 PM »

Now james.

James Morrison or Lee Dong Gook, Aliaidiere

Shag, marry, kill?

i think you got the answer right
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James
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« Reply #634 on: August 20, 2010, 11:31:54 AM »

James,

Boro 2009/10. Boom or doom? Your shout?

Doom.
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« Reply #635 on: August 20, 2010, 11:32:50 AM »

Dear James,

it's been a while now. But do you think you could make it happen that
a) Someone makes a new Guts-Smilie out of the picture in the "MY smilie" thread?
And
b) Andy, Steve, whoever is able to do it will replace the old one?
I know you can do it. You've got to stars, see...

Yours,
 

Dear Guts

a) I don't think Steve will make a new smiley of you.
b) I think you are stuck with the old one.

Yours James
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« Reply #636 on: August 20, 2010, 11:33:27 AM »

Now james.

James Morrison or Lee Dong Gook, Aliaidiere

Shag, marry, kill?

Now Drakula.

I wouldn't murder anybody. Nor would I have sex with, nor marry a man.

James
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« Reply #637 on: August 26, 2010, 02:34:35 PM »

James, whats better, a clockwork orange or a digital apple?
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« Reply #638 on: February 07, 2011, 11:17:19 PM »

Hi James,

Why does Cherry Coke taste nicer out of can than a bottle.

But beer tastes better out of bottle than a can.

Explain?
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« Reply #639 on: February 07, 2011, 11:21:58 PM »

Hi James,

Why does Cherry Coke taste nicer out of can than a bottle.

But beer tastes better out of bottle than a can.

Explain?
James is no longer here...
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« Reply #640 on: February 07, 2011, 11:22:38 PM »

Ahhhhh some old friends on this thread who sadly decided I'm no friend of theirs and didn't invite me to their new club sniff sniff.
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« Reply #641 on: February 27, 2012, 06:47:42 PM »

James,

Whatever happened to Lord Jack/Penguin Jack/Ben Glass?

Thanks,
Rex
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« Reply #642 on: February 27, 2012, 08:37:39 PM »

James,

What are your hint for up and coming artists in the spangly twee guitar genre?
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« Reply #643 on: May 16, 2019, 02:38:32 PM »

Who the devil is this James?
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« Reply #644 on: May 16, 2019, 06:46:32 PM »

Who the devil is this James?

Nice fella of the original Clique which left circa 2011/12 to join “the new place”
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« Reply #645 on: May 16, 2019, 06:56:00 PM »

RIGHT LOAD OF FUCKING WINNETS AND KNOBJOCKEYS   :alf:


GOOD JOB I CAME ALONG TO LIVEN THE FUCKING PLACE UP  :meltdown:
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« Reply #646 on: May 16, 2019, 07:03:38 PM »

RIGHT LOAD OF FUCKING WINNETS AND KNOBJOCKEYS   :alf:


GOOD JOB I CAME ALONG TO LIVEN THE FUCKING PLACE UP  :meltdown:

They are like (I know you’re all reading) 
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