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« on: April 12, 2019, 06:28:38 PM »

 :mido:  :homer:

https://youtu.be/o7slB4-0PDU
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 06:38:06 PM »

Love Star Wars.  :like:

It said ‘the end of a saga’.  :pd:
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 07:27:18 PM »

It ended in 1983. These last two films were crap.

That Rogue One thing was alright though.
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 07:55:13 PM »

It ended in 1983. These last two films were crap.

That Rogue One thing was alright though.

Agree Rouge One was great.  The others were just nostalgic good.
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 07:57:10 PM »

It ended in 1983. These last two films were crap.

That Rogue One thing was alright though.

Agree with PD. Last two were utter dog shit, but i enjoyed Rogue One
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2019, 08:28:48 AM »

It ended in 1983. These last two films were crap.

That Rogue One thing was alright though.

Agree with PD. Last two were utter dog shit, but i enjoyed Rogue One

Agreed, The Last Jedi was a fucking abortion of a movie.  Absolutely shat on the much loved universe of Star Wars to preach social justice morality to its audience.

From that trailer it suggests J.J. Abrams is doing his best to undo the damage done by Rian Johnson, almost to the point of RetCon.

Why the fuck did you smash the helmet? Okay better have him weld that back together.
You killed the main villain cheaply! Okay better bring back the emperor.
Why did you make one of our few interesting heroes into blacksploitation comic relief?  Better bring back Billy D
You shut the door on Rey's herritage making her the ultimate mary sue.  Fuck this shit.  I'm calling it The rise of Skywalker.
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2019, 08:34:23 AM »

Don't get Star Wars at all.
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I preferred Star Trek, but only the original one.
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2019, 09:18:54 AM »

thats cos you're an old dinosaur

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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2019, 10:29:43 AM »

Yes, and because Star Wars is for nerdy, pale, chess club tossers.
Not for robust, horny handed sons of the soil.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2019, 10:34:03 AM »

Not for robust, horny handed sons of the soil.
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Yep, you’ve described Star Trek to a tee.  mcl
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2019, 10:41:41 AM »

Solo wasn't bad as a stand alone movie either.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2019, 10:57:42 AM »

Fuckin hell, its Star Wars. Not fuckin El Cid or The ten Commandments.


Kids movies. Just enjoy the fuckers.






 
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2019, 01:16:06 PM »

Fuckin hell, its Star Wars. Not fuckin El Cid or The ten Commandments.


Kids movies. Just enjoy the fuckers.

 

Fair enough. Even terrible films can be enjoyable.  Even the last jedi I guess...
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But I think people who defend it as some kind of great piece cinema that tries to do something different, out themselves as a bit of a cunt


It's a great litmus test in those regards
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2019, 01:28:41 PM »

I could be really picky and say that Empire was the only one that was any good, but I just watch and enjoy them. A couple of hours of childhood fantasy.




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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2019, 01:29:44 PM »

And it makes a pleasant change from watching bucking all the time.




 
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2019, 01:38:42 PM »

I quite like the newest ones.

The original three were class.

The second three were forgettable, barring Episode 3 which i didn't mind
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2019, 01:53:50 PM »

And it makes a pleasant change from watching bucking all the time.




 

I BET YOU WOULD WANK ON AN EWOK.
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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2019, 02:22:16 PM »

He tried but Lids wouldn't let him monkey monkey
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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2019, 02:28:37 PM »

MATTY WOULD WANK OFF AN EWOK.
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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2019, 02:38:23 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2019, 09:05:30 PM »

I quite like the newest ones.

The original three were class.

The second three were forgettable, barring Episode 3 which i didn't mind
Spot on  :like:

Episode three was a good film.

The last Jedi was really only half a film, they should cut that shit out and conclude each film ready for the next.
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2019, 09:13:50 PM »

Ep II wasn't that bad.

Good to see Anakin's back story more closer.
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