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« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2019, 03:39:04 PM »

“How many units of alcohol do you drink in the average week?”



 


112  :homer:



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« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2019, 03:43:19 PM »

A huge cause of gout is sucking too much pipe, ingesting copious amounts of spunk causes your foot to balloon you fat poof
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« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2019, 03:45:14 PM »

KAREOKE HARDMAN -PISS OFF TO A UNITED BOARD YOU BLOBBY LUMP OF WOBBLY JELLY

THIS IS A BORO AND CHICAGO BEARS FORUM... :homer: :homer: :homer:


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« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2019, 03:51:58 PM »

A huge cause of gout is sucking too much pipe, ingesting copious amounts of spunk causes your foot to balloon you fat poof

HAS YOUR LASS GOT BAD GOUT TOO LIKE 

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« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2019, 03:54:44 PM »

I take a mate whenever I take a fancy, not like you sucking on cock like a puppy on its mams tit  :alf:
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« Reply #55 on: March 12, 2019, 03:56:06 PM »

A huge cause of gout is sucking too much pipe, ingesting copious amounts of spunk causes your foot to balloon you fat poof



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« Reply #56 on: March 12, 2019, 03:59:37 PM »

You'll have to lay off the port and cheese old boy 

That old chestnut. Suffered it a lot in my 30's, but not had an attack in nearly 20 years. Tore a muscle in my foot last year was absolute agony and laid me up for weeks. Just a thought Lids, why not get a mobility scooter to get you down the rub a dub dub?
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« Reply #57 on: March 12, 2019, 04:07:18 PM »

You'll have to lay off the port and cheese old boy 

That old chestnut. Suffered it a lot in my 30's, but not had an attack in nearly 20 years. Tore a muscle in my foot last year was absolute agony and laid me up for weeks. Just a thought Lids, why not get a mobility scooter to get you down the rub a dub dub?

I HAVE GOUT YA DAFT CUNT NOT FUCKING BROKEN LEGS 
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« Reply #58 on: March 12, 2019, 04:11:02 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: March 12, 2019, 04:25:02 PM »

A huge cause of gout is sucking too much pipe, ingesting copious amounts of spunk causes your foot to balloon you fat poof



Clem's mask is slipping.




 mcl

I DON'T HAVE GOUT.

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MY THROAT'S KNACKING THOUGH FOR SOME REASON.

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« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2019, 04:32:16 PM »

Dehydration is a big factor. As is beer and seafood.


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MORE WATER FOR ME NOW DURING THE DAY......ITS WHEN THE KIDNEYS CANNOT BREAK THE URIC ACID DOWN IT HAPPENS   :gaz:

My Pancreas suddenly decided about 1.5 yrs ago that it cant break down fat correctly and I developed an allergy to shellfish.   So pretty much fucked as Louisiana is all about Shrimp, crawfish and crab. :(

I have to take Pancreatic Enzymes with everything I eat.  $2000 a month it costs my health insurance  :mido:

I blame either parmos or certain items at all night raves in the 90s   :alf:
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« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2019, 04:35:55 PM »

Dehydration is a big factor. As is beer and seafood.


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MORE WATER FOR ME NOW DURING THE DAY......ITS WHEN THE KIDNEYS CANNOT BREAK THE URIC ACID DOWN IT HAPPENS   :gaz:

My Pancreas suddenly decided about 1.5 yrs ago that it cant break down fat correctly and I developed an allergy to shellfish.   So pretty much fucked as Louisiana is all about Shrimp, crawfish and crab. :(

I have to take Pancreatic Enzymes with everything I eat.  $2000 a month it costs my health insurance  :mido:

I blame either parmos or certain items at all night raves in the 90s   :alf:


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« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2019, 04:38:16 PM »


Attn. Clem


FUCKING HELL.

DEALING WITH ALL THE GAY INNUENDO ON HERE IS BECOMING A FULL TIME JOB.  WADING THROUGH THUNDER'S SHITE TAKES HOURS AS IT IS.

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIRE HELP.

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« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2019, 08:47:17 PM »

Origianlly came on here to post my annual Manure thread but reading this has given Dicky a rest.

Got very good mate who suffered massively with this.  He would be almost crying at work with the pain before going off.

I have just asked him what he did as I know he does not suffer now with it & he said that he tried everything with nothing working until he went to see specialist & eventually he was put on the correct type steroids to reduce inflammation and then he still takes one Febuxustat tablet per day ongoing for rest of life but for 4 years now has never had so much of a twinge.


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I WILL SEE WHAT MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDS TOMORRA   jc

WILL MENTION ALL 3 NAMES MENTIONED ON  HERE TO HIM   :like:


Lids, I know someone that suffers from gout and says that this stuff helps......




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« Reply #64 on: March 12, 2019, 08:49:47 PM »

Origianlly came on here to post my annual Manure thread but reading this has given Dicky a rest.

Got very good mate who suffered massively with this.  He would be almost crying at work with the pain before going off.

I have just asked him what he did as I know he does not suffer now with it & he said that he tried everything with nothing working until he went to see specialist & eventually he was put on the correct type steroids to reduce inflammation and then he still takes one Febuxustat tablet per day ongoing for rest of life but for 4 years now has never had so much of a twinge.


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I WILL SEE WHAT MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDS TOMORRA   jc

WILL MENTION ALL 3 NAMES MENTIONED ON  HERE TO HIM   :like:


Lids, I know someone that suffers from gout and says that this stuff helps......







DRINKING CRANBERRY JUICE TOO THEY RECKON   jc
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« Reply #65 on: March 12, 2019, 08:53:42 PM »

That didn’t work for my pal but the cherry juice does.  He said it tastes like shit though.


Good luck with it. And try not to drop your big fat wallet on your foot!!

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« Reply #66 on: March 12, 2019, 08:55:21 PM »

That didn’t work for my pal but the cherry juice does.  He said it tastes like shit though.


Good luck with it. And try not to drop your big fat wallet on your foot!!

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BE ALRIGHT WITH A BIT OF VODKA IN IT   :homer:
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« Reply #67 on: March 12, 2019, 08:56:56 PM »

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« Reply #68 on: March 12, 2019, 09:05:17 PM »

Hope you’re on the mend soon Lids  :like:
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« Reply #69 on: March 12, 2019, 09:05:59 PM »

You tucked up in bed yet lids?





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« Reply #70 on: March 12, 2019, 09:13:54 PM »

You tucked up in bed yet lids?










 
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« Reply #71 on: March 12, 2019, 09:20:50 PM »


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« Reply #72 on: March 12, 2019, 09:25:03 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2019, 02:58:33 AM »

“How many units of alcohol do you drink in the average week?”



 


112  :homer:

Fucking lighweight. I have that on an afternoon before I go out.

Get this sorted or I'll have to make a visit to Teesside to show you how to drink properly.

Big puff!  :beer: jc
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« Reply #74 on: March 13, 2019, 07:40:23 AM »

Seafood?

ALWAYS EATING PRAWNS AND MUSSELS   souey

THE PAIN IS FUCKING UNREAL  rava

Rap in the seafood

Agree with her towz.  I cut right back on prawns and go a bit easier on red meet+ always g
Try to keep rehydrated.  Gout is one painful condition....a few naproxen sorts me out
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« Reply #75 on: March 13, 2019, 08:26:51 AM »

If they go out & it is 50/50, then I will say the same as when you got the two gifts from the PSG back line along with the other'shocking' gift from the ref with that pen that never was, despite getting 'schooled' for most of the two games by PSG, Manure went through by hook or crook, 'that's football'.

Enjoy your fight for top four- currently 5th.

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« Reply #76 on: March 13, 2019, 08:33:12 AM »

 






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« Reply #77 on: March 13, 2019, 08:39:51 AM »

If they go out & it is 50/50, then I will say the same as when you got the two gifts from the PSG back line along with the other'shocking' gift from the ref with that pen that never was, despite getting 'schooled' for most of the two games by PSG, Manure went through by hook or crook, 'that's football'.

Enjoy your fight for top four- currently 5th.

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THE PENALTY THAT NEVER WAS  :alf:

EVEN UEFA  SAID VAR GOT IT CORRECT  :like:

GET OVER IT DIXIE LAD  :meltdown:
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« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2019, 10:40:31 AM »

Ahhh so cos United got gifts from the back line, it's not really a victory......

Like the bindippers haven't had that luck before!!

That's football....

It's a good fight for 4th place. Shame yous have bottled the title race, it would've been nice for you to see your club win it's first league title
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« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2019, 08:39:28 AM »

Over to you Pussy.

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« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2019, 08:44:20 AM »

Over to you Pussy.

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YOU WONT BE LAFFING WHEN YOU GET BARCA IN THE QUARTERS OR SEMIS   :alf:


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« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2019, 09:14:04 AM »

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« Reply #82 on: March 15, 2019, 01:07:45 PM »

Once you take Allopurinol you're on it for life. I find I can control it with naproxen if I take it when I feel an attack coming on. Naproxen and codeine and back on the beer. Also as said above seafood is an absolute killer for triggering mine off


NAPROXEN IT IS  mcl

GOT 3 BOXES OF IT OFF THE DOC   :homer:
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« Reply #83 on: March 15, 2019, 03:13:10 PM »

Buy extra bog rolls then.

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« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2019, 04:48:32 PM »

Lids, get checked out for diabetes- seriously.
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« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2019, 05:17:47 PM »

Lids, get checked out for diabetes- seriously.

GOT A BLOOD TEST IN 4 WEEKS...THE DIABETES TEST HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED BY THE DOCTOR  klins
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« Reply #86 on: March 15, 2019, 07:46:32 PM »

I got diagnosed type 2 after my heart surgery. Fuck it, just another problem to overcome :homer: :mido:
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« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2019, 07:54:10 PM »

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