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« on: March 12, 2019, 09:04:17 AM »

 rava rava rava rava rava rava

COULD NOT EVEN MAKE THE BATTLECRUISER YESTERDAY  souey

FEELS LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A MALLET TO ME FOOT  lost

ON FIRE THE FUCKER IS..HAD AN ICE PACK ON IT THE LAST 24HRS  :unlike:

FEELS LIKE ITS FUCKING BROKEN...CANT EVEN PUT THE CUNT ON THE GROUND WITHOUT SERIOUS PAIN  :gaz:

HAD THIS TWICE IN A YEAR NOW AND IT LASTS ABOUT 3-4 DAYS THEN JUST FUCKING VANISHES 

TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTORS FOR TABLETS...NEED TO BE PREPARED NEXT TIME IT COMES ON  :like:

FUCKING STRONG PAINKILLERS DO FUCK ALL NEITHER  oleary
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2019, 09:14:01 AM »

You'll have to lay off the port and cheese old boy 
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2019, 09:16:03 AM »

You'll have to lay off the port and cheese old boy 

I DONT EAT FUCKING CHEESE CANT STAND IT....AND I NEVER DRINK PORT OR RED WINE  :unlike:

FUCKING AWFUL FUCKING STUFF  souey
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2019, 09:17:34 AM »

Seafood?
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2019, 09:25:18 AM »

Seafood?

ALWAYS EATING PRAWNS AND MUSSELS   souey

THE PAIN IS FUCKING UNREAL  rava
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2019, 09:26:47 AM »

DONE ANY GRASSING LATELY? mcl mcl mcl mcl

APPARANTLY THAT MAKES IT FLARE UP :alf: :nige: charles :wanker:

BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2019, 09:30:42 AM »

SOUNDS AN AWFUL THING THIS GOUT !!!   
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2019, 09:41:04 AM »

And it's not even Thursday.  :pd:
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2019, 09:45:39 AM »

Seafood?

ALWAYS EATING PRAWNS AND MUSSELS   souey

THE PAIN IS FUCKING UNREAL  rava

Rap in the seafood
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2019, 09:46:13 AM »

URIC ACID BUILD UP IN THE JOINTS IN THE TOES  rava

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2019, 09:48:48 AM »

Do your timpsons proper knack?
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2019, 09:55:27 AM »

Seafood?

ALWAYS EATING PRAWNS AND MUSSELS   souey

THE PAIN IS FUCKING UNREAL  rava

Rap in the seafood


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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2019, 09:56:27 AM »


And the booze  mcl charles
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2019, 09:56:51 AM »

Do your timpsons proper knack?


SHOW SOME SYMPATHY YOU LITTLE SHIT  oleary
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2019, 09:57:42 AM »



 :gaz: souey lost rava
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2019, 10:01:48 AM »

YOU QUALIFY FOR GOUT NIGHT NOW. APPLY FOR A CARD AND GET REDUCED PRICE DRINKS AND ADMISSIONS TO NIGHTCLUBS ETC.

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN !!!   jc
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2019, 10:05:24 AM »

 
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2019, 10:39:53 AM »

Gout I can do to help mate?
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2019, 10:42:28 AM »

Gout I can do to help mate?

YEAH  mcl

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2019, 10:56:45 AM »

Try this, lie down and close your eyes.


Now imagine having a lump hammer and hitting the affected toe every minute until the pain subsides.

Thank me later.
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2019, 11:02:05 AM »

Take Allopurinol LEON.
I have been taking it for years in which time I've moved countries 3 times but doctors always recommend it - and you can eat and drink anything.
Get it prescribed and take 1 pill per day for ever. GENUINE.
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2019, 11:08:19 AM »

Take Allopurinol LEON.
I have been taking it for years in which time I've moved countries 3 times but doctors always recommend it - and you can eat and drink anything.
Get it prescribed and take 1 pill per day for ever. GENUINE.


HAD A FEW OF THEM LAST YEAR OFF ME MATE  :like:

OFF TO THE DOCTORS TOMORRA FOR SOME.... :mido:
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2019, 11:12:11 AM »

The walk will do you good.
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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2019, 11:12:56 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2019, 11:13:39 AM »

Take Allopurinol LEON.
I have been taking it for years in which time I've moved countries 3 times but doctors always recommend it - and you can eat and drink anything.
Get it prescribed and take 1 pill per day for ever. GENUINE.


You are in the wrong account you crank.

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« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2019, 11:15:10 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2019, 11:15:33 AM »




 :alf: charles :matty:
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« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2019, 11:15:42 AM »

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« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2019, 11:16:10 AM »

Won’t even have to backhand you if you turn up for a roll around. Just stamp on your feet and you’ll be rolling around on the floor crying you decrepit, diseased, old sadsack  :alf:

Lose some weight, drink less crappy lager and eat healthy!
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« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2019, 11:19:04 AM »

DECREPID  mcl

 souey IDIOT  souey

AS IN RIDS BODY  :alf:
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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2019, 11:20:39 AM »

Careful you don't stub your toe on the way to the doctors mate!
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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2019, 11:23:18 AM »

Take Allopurinol LEON.
I have been taking it for years in which time I've moved countries 3 times but doctors always recommend it - and you can eat and drink anything.
Get it prescribed and take 1 pill per day for ever. GENUINE.


You are in the wrong account you crank.

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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2019, 11:23:40 AM »

DECREPID  mcl

 souey IDIOT  souey

AS IN RIDS BODY  :alf:

Decrepid is an alternative spelling of decrepit, which fell out of use in the early 1900s. Explains why you would use it though, you dopey old cripple   charles
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« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2019, 11:28:00 AM »

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« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2019, 11:31:43 AM »

WELL I AM THE KING OF THIS BOARD WITHOUT DOUBT  :mido: jc :meltdown:


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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2019, 11:57:13 AM »

Once you take Allopurinol you're on it for life. I find I can control it with naproxen if I take it when I feel an attack coming on. Naproxen and codeine and back on the beer. Also as said above seafood is an absolute killer for triggering mine off
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« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2019, 12:03:07 PM »

Once you take Allopurinol you're on it for life. I find I can control it with naproxen if I take it when I feel an attack coming on. Naproxen and codeine and back on the beer. Also as said above seafood is an absolute killer for triggering mine off


 :like: BACK ON THE   :beer:  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME   :homer:
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« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2019, 12:06:25 PM »

Alchy ailment.
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« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2019, 12:57:49 PM »




NEARLY AS BAD AS YOU'RE CAT GETTING A BIGGER DOING THAN YOU  :matty: :alf: :matty:


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« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2019, 01:02:50 PM »

That in Gilzeans? 
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« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2019, 01:12:04 PM »

That in Gilzeans? 



YOU WANT ANY MESSAGES PASSING ON TO LISA  mcl

MY DAUGHTER SEES HER OUITE OFTEN   
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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2019, 02:30:33 PM »

ONCE UPON A TIME.....



BEFORE GOUT.....

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« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2019, 02:36:45 PM »

Origianlly came on here to post my annual Manure thread but reading this has given Dicky a rest.

Got very good mate who suffered massively with this.  He would be almost crying at work with the pain before going off.

I have just asked him what he did as I know he does not suffer now with it & he said that he tried everything with nothing working until he went to see specialist & eventually he was put on the correct type steroids to reduce inflammation and then he still takes one Febuxustat tablet per day ongoing for rest of life but for 4 years now has never had so much of a twinge.
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« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2019, 02:46:21 PM »

Origianlly came on here to post my annual Manure thread but reading this has given Dicky a rest.

Got very good mate who suffered massively with this.  He would be almost crying at work with the pain before going off.

I have just asked him what he did as I know he does not suffer now with it & he said that he tried everything with nothing working until he went to see specialist & eventually he was put on the correct type steroids to reduce inflammation and then he still takes one Febuxustat tablet per day ongoing for rest of life but for 4 years now has never had so much of a twinge.


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I WILL SEE WHAT MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDS TOMORRA   jc

WILL MENTION ALL 3 NAMES MENTIONED ON  HERE TO HIM   :like:
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« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2019, 03:00:49 PM »

“How many units of alcohol do you drink in the average week?”



 
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« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2019, 03:25:04 PM »

Dehydration is a big factor. As is beer and seafood.
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« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2019, 03:30:30 PM »

“How many units of alcohol do you drink in the average week?”



 


112  :homer:
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« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2019, 03:31:37 PM »

“How many units of alcohol do you drink in the average week?”



 


112  :homer:

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« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2019, 03:32:10 PM »

Dehydration is a big factor. As is beer and seafood.


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MORE WATER FOR ME NOW DURING THE DAY......ITS WHEN THE KIDNEYS CANNOT BREAK THE URIC ACID DOWN IT HAPPENS   :gaz:
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« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2019, 03:38:45 PM »

Funny as Dixie's response.

Never heard from him at all last week, just a response of "that's football" when i messaged him "PSG Out" on Wednesday night.

Then came the Friday night driving home from work call from Dixie, where the topic of football never came to Man United which didn't surprise me, he has form for ignoring United chat when they win.

Yet come Sunday it was non-stop...... you'd think United had lost or something.

I wonder how vocal he'll be if 'Pool crash out of Europe on wednesday night.......  monkey monkey
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