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« on: February 14, 2019, 10:26:50 AM »

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I CANNOT WAIT
TO LEAVE THE EU


 :homer: :mido: charles

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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2019, 10:27:56 AM »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have some wellies
that are taller than you.

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 10:30:56 AM »

My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2019, 10:32:16 AM »

Very avant garde Rids.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2019, 10:32:55 AM »

That escalated quicker than usual.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2019, 10:34:09 AM »

That escalated quicker than usual.

THE LEFTY REMAINERS STILL BLUBBING IT SEEMS  :alf:
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2019, 10:36:06 AM »

LIDDLE IS SMALL  mcl

LIDDLES A GRASS

LIDDLE IS FUN SIZE

A RIGHT ALFIE BASS :wanker:

BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2019, 12:09:34 PM »

My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2019, 12:23:31 PM »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have some wellies
that are taller than you.

 jc

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2019, 12:28:56 PM »

Liddle's snides are white
Liddle's bets are shite
He's rounder than he's tall
A bullshitting head the ball

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2019, 03:18:41 PM »

My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2019, 04:08:39 PM »

ROSES ARE RED 

VIOLETS ARE BLUE :ponce:

I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER :tp2:

I WILL DO TIME FOR YOU :homer:


BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2019, 04:16:49 PM »

ROSES ARE RED 

VIOLETS ARE BLUE :ponce:

I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER :tp2:

I WILL DO TIME FOR YOU :homer:


BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:

 mick





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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2019, 04:18:10 PM »



 rava rava rava
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2019, 04:32:43 PM »



 rava rava rava

BE NO BAITED HOOKS WHEN I CATCH UP WITH KITCHEN CAPSCOCK AND THE LOONY 

JUST RIGHT HOOKS 

PLENTY OF EM TOO 

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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2019, 11:17:19 AM »

Not sure this thread went quite as planned for Lidsy  charles
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2019, 12:50:31 PM »

Not sure this thread went quite as planned for Lidsy  charles

WHYS THAT 

COZ YOU AND YA GAY LEFTY MATES MADE SOME BULLSHIT UP 

I POSTED WHAT WAS FUCKING TRUE  :mido:

  SKINNY  :wanker:

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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2019, 12:51:27 PM »

 :nige: :meltdown:
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2019, 02:01:23 PM »

Wee little Lidsy runs through the town,
Up-stairs and doon-stairs, in his  dressing gown,
Screamin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the bad men coming? - been hiding since ten o'clock."

Hey, Little Lidsy! are ye comin' out?
We know you're a cowardly gay, but you're always shouting loud
Yer mates are speldered on the floor, and dinna gie a cheep;
And you're a workshy fanny that cannot fight sleep.

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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2019, 02:07:53 PM »

A lot of thought seems to have gone into that calamity  charles
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2019, 02:13:34 PM »

A lot of thought seems to have gone into that calamity  charles

Haha, I thought it was a shorter rhyme, gave up adapting the other 3 paragraphs  charles
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2019, 02:23:59 PM »

SAYS THE  SHITHOUSE WHO WOULD NOT MEET ME IN BORO  :wanker:

WANTED ME TO DRIVE TO THE JOLLY SAILOR ON THE WAY TO WHITBY TO MEET HIM  :matty:

TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PRICK CALAMITY  :like:

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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2019, 02:28:40 PM »

My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2019, 02:35:38 PM »

My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet




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SEEMS TO FORGET MY MATE WAS IN THE TOILET GETTING BATTERED...I WAS STOOD OUTSIDE  :like:
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2019, 02:37:47 PM »

Liar.
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2019, 02:38:00 PM »

I am black
I am blue

Getting battered in the bogs

Lidds where are you?
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2019, 02:43:17 PM »

Liar.

TRY READING THE BOOK STEPTOE CHAPTER 19  :homer:

IT'S ALL IN THERE GRANDAD  jc
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2019, 02:44:22 PM »

SAYS THE  SHITHOUSE WHO WOULD NOT MEET ME IN BORO  :wanker:

WANTED ME TO DRIVE TO THE JOLLY SAILOR ON THE WAY TO WHITBY TO MEET HIM  :matty:

TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PRICK CALAMITY  :like:

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You asked for the meet and told me to name a time and Place, which I did. You then didn't turn up. There is only one  

You didn't say at the time you wouldn't be coming either. You waited until after and then started some nonsense about Middlesbrough.

You're a fat little cowardly puff   charles
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2019, 03:14:01 PM »

Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:






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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2019, 03:20:52 PM »

Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I think we're stretching the concept of poem a bit here Crockers
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« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2019, 03:33:01 PM »

Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  charles :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  charles
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« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2019, 03:33:40 PM »

Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  charles :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  charles

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« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2019, 03:36:55 PM »

Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  charles :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  charles








what a tag to have round yer shoulder  charles

Known as a creep  charles


Can see people now ,,, Oh oh watch it here's that creepy lad  :matty:
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