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« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2019, 08:48:27 PM »

Israel is an underrated place to visit. So much to enjoy. You could take in Jordan too
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« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2019, 08:51:30 PM »

Israel is an underrated place to visit. So much to enjoy. You could take in Jordan too

Probably best to leave Harvey here though.
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« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2019, 08:54:48 PM »

Lebanon too  :like:



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« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2019, 09:08:12 PM »

The island next to Bransonís
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« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2019, 09:15:35 PM »

Think I'll stick with western friendly countries.

Been to Israel a few times and also worked there. Top notch place and cracking beaches.
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« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2019, 09:36:07 PM »

Lebanon too  :like:



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Well... you did used to have a girlfriend from there.









 
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« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2019, 09:37:01 PM »

I did mate, well remembered  :like:



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« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2019, 10:06:29 AM »

I did mate, well remembered  :like:



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« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2019, 10:53:08 AM »

Skiing in Macedonia
Mates wedding in Florence
Maybe a trip to Japan
Maybe a trip to Argentina


So you want us to stay in the EU but you won't fuckin visit it eh.




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Where do you think Florence is?   On the magic roundabout?

Thick twat.

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He's only going there because he has to yer fuckin spazzer.

Keep out of this fuckin wind up ye cunt.

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I thought Macedonia was in EU but it isnt
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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2019, 01:59:23 PM »

Cheltenham booked for March.  Numero Uno for me!   donkey donkey :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

2 weeks Disney land booked for September  :tp2: :tp2: lost

Maybe have a council estate holiday at back end of year, week in Tenerife or summat.

Depending on how Cheltenham Goes I'm hoping to squeeze in Vegas in August  :homer: :homer: klins
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« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2019, 02:13:46 PM »

HMS Raleigh in Torpoint to collect my kit then Pompey.

With a bit of luck I may get a sea draft somewhere decent. Knowing my luck though Iíll probably get the Falklands for two years.
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« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2019, 02:33:59 PM »

Lebanon too  :like:



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We really fancy Beirut. It looks superb. Probably visit in the next 12 -18 months.


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« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2019, 07:11:45 PM »

Does Lebanon have them shitty tat chinkie shops dotted about every 20 yards ?

If so, Iím booking up  :homer:
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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2019, 07:18:58 PM »

HMS Raleigh in Torpoint to collect my kit then Pompey.

With a bit of luck I may get a sea draft somewhere decent. Knowing my luck though Iíll probably get the Falklands for two years.



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PLENTY OF SHEEP ON THE FALKLANDS  monkey



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« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2019, 07:25:20 PM »

Chops chops chops a plenty  :like:
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« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2019, 10:15:48 PM »

Not all the replies on here but I'd guess 70% are made up fantasy island :jackanory: bullshit 

I'll add a real one. With number 1 no where  :alastair:

With number 2 .. She's getting 50 quid a week to put away and see what we can get in the summer time .should be 1400 quid to find a bargain break away for a week. If she spends it she's doing a week in A&E Breakfast included  :basil: monkey

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« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2019, 10:23:37 PM »

Probs regret asking this but here goes  monkey


How does that even work crocket? Doesnít your lass even notice when you fuck off for a week?  :pd:
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« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2019, 10:26:04 PM »

Ring jet2 direct, they will get you a great package
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« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2019, 10:33:37 PM »

Probs regret asking this but here goes  monkey


How does that even work crocket? Doesnít your lass even notice when you fuck off for a week?  :pd:









Always plan ahead  :like:

I am apparently going to be going on a darts tour with my work mate , that cunt who gave me the dodgy darts tip . Well he's a decent player and goes all over to enter tournies . I am going to one he is NOT playing in in spain  charles

Just to watch n all that and cheer him on with the ladz  
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« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2019, 10:34:20 PM »

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I will if she doesn't spend the wedge
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« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2019, 10:35:42 PM »

Probs regret asking this but here goes  monkey


How does that even work crocket? Doesnít your lass even notice when you fuck off for a week?  :pd:









Always plan ahead  :like:

I am apparently going to be going on a darts tour with my work mate , that cunt who gave me the dodgy darts tip . Well he's a decent player and goes all over to enter tournies . I am going to one he is NOT playing in in spain  charles

Just to watch n all that and cheer him on with the ladz  



Iím sure sheíll be laid in bed waiting for your return  monkey
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« Reply #71 on: February 12, 2019, 10:39:01 PM »

She's coming into Big Money she can go anywhere she wants soon. I am doing the decent thing and leaving then / She won't need crockets lodge money and I can get over to Number 2's with peace of mind :like:
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« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2019, 10:57:45 PM »

HMS Raleigh in Torpoint to collect my kit then Pompey.

With a bit of luck I may get a sea draft somewhere decent. Knowing my luck though Iíll probably get the Falklands for two years.



Best of luck Ben.  :like:
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« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2019, 11:01:11 PM »

You can't be fucking serious  klins
How long have you been out now?
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« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2019, 11:02:20 PM »

Not all the replies on here but I'd guess 70% are made up fantasy island :jackanory: bullshit 

I'll add a real one. With number 1 no where  :alastair:

With number 2 .. She's getting 50 quid a week to put away and see what we can get in the summer time .should be 1400 quid to find a bargain break away for a week. If she spends it she's doing a week in A&E Breakfast included  :basil: monkey



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« Reply #75 on: February 12, 2019, 11:04:58 PM »

Probs regret asking this but here goes  monkey


How does that even work crocket? Doesnít your lass even notice when you fuck off for a week?  :pd:









Always plan ahead  :like:

I am apparently going to be going on a darts tour with my work mate , that cunt who gave me the dodgy darts tip . Well he's a decent player and goes all over to enter tournies . I am going to one he is NOT playing in in spain  charles

Just to watch n all that and cheer him on with the ladz  



Iím sure sheíll be laid in bed waiting for your return  monkey
WITH HER OTHER BLOKE WHO GIVES HER 50 SNOTS A WEEK 
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« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2019, 10:08:59 AM »

You can't be fucking serious  klins
How long have you been out now?

Left in 2004 but did a stint in the RNR for a few years.

The mob are taking anyone back on currently.
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« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2019, 10:57:03 AM »

You can't be fucking serious  klins
How long have you been out now?

Left in 2004 but did a stint in the RNR for a few years.

The mob are taking anyone back on currently.

Clearly...Ö..
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« Reply #78 on: February 13, 2019, 11:02:44 AM »

You can't be fucking serious  klins
How long have you been out now?

Left in 2004 but did a stint in the RNR for a few years.

The mob are taking anyone back on currently.

Clearly...Ö..



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HOPE HE NOT ON A SHIP I WELDED  :alf:
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« Reply #79 on: February 13, 2019, 11:45:39 AM »

You can't be fucking serious  klins
How long have you been out now?

Left in 2004 but did a stint in the RNR for a few years.

The mob are taking anyone back on currently.

I wonder if anyone on here could rejoin the....

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« Reply #80 on: February 13, 2019, 11:58:01 AM »

What a crock of pretentious bullshit.   :wanker: s

Only one poster admitting going to 'Beni'.  :like:

Me, it'll only be Blighty this year. My passport expires in September - so in the hope of a "no deal" Brexit, being saddled for a further ten years with a newly acquired EU one is a stomach churning prospect. klins
 
After all, a blue passport is what we all voted for, eh Lefties. That and £350million for the NHS, of course!  
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« Reply #81 on: February 13, 2019, 12:03:04 PM »

HEY BUDWISER  mcl

IM GONNA PUT A LIST UP OF EVERY COUNTRY I VISITED  :homer:

IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE  :like:

I'LL BE BACK  :mido:
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« Reply #82 on: February 13, 2019, 12:05:42 PM »

The spelling should be fun  :nige:
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« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2019, 12:07:03 PM »

HEY BUDWISER  mcl

IM GONNA PUT A LIST UP OF EVERY COUNTRY I VISITED  :homer:

IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE  :like:

I'LL BE BACK  :mido:

I'll spare you the trouble. Sex tourism to Thailand with all the other desperado's doesn't count. So that leaves you with a big fat zero!
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« Reply #84 on: February 13, 2019, 12:29:07 PM »

Just done 5 days in Berlin, not exactly a holiday but for WW2 nerds like me, basically Mecca to the ragheads

Could do with some sun like.....I'd spend a fortnight in Rhyl if it was over 25 degrees
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« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2019, 12:30:22 PM »

Just done 5 days in Berlin, not exactly a holiday but for WW2 nerds like me, basically Mecca to the ragheads

Could do with some sun like.....I'd spend a fortnight in Rhyl if it was over 25 degrees

NICE TO SEE YOU ON SAT MATE IN THE TOWN  :like: jc :beer:
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« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2019, 04:17:41 PM »

fucking said that back to you on another thread the other day!

wish we could have had a pint, but I was with my Mam among others

And there's no chance you're shagging her mate handsome as you are  :alf: :alf:
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« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2019, 04:37:03 PM »

fucking said that back to you on another thread the other day!

wish we could have had a pint, but I was with my Mam among others

And there's no chance you're shagging her mate handsome as you are  :alf: :alf:



 :like: jc :beer:


MY TAN AND MUSCULAR BODY  ARE LOOKING WELL  mcl


ESPECIALLY IN A NICE WHITE ARMANI  T SHIRT   monkey


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« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2019, 05:09:22 PM »

fucking said that back to you on another thread the other day!

wish we could have had a pint, but I was with my Mam among others

And there's no chance you're shagging her mate handsome as you are  :alf: :alf:



 :like: jc :beer:


MY TAN AND MUSCULAR BODY  ARE LOOKING WELL  mcl


ESPECIALLY IN A NICE WHITE ARMANI Fartloading T SHIRT   monkey


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« Reply #89 on: February 13, 2019, 05:33:47 PM »

HEY BUDWISER  mcl

IM GONNA PUT A LIST UP OF EVERY COUNTRY I VISITED  :homer:

IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE  :like:

I'LL BE BACK  :mido:

Port Talbot, Wales doesnt count. 
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« Reply #90 on: February 14, 2019, 11:58:36 AM »

The cruise ship we were on in July is featured on channel 5 Monday night, secrets of the mega cruise ship. Big fucker like.
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« Reply #91 on: February 14, 2019, 01:48:34 PM »

Boring cunt.




 
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« Reply #92 on: February 14, 2019, 01:53:21 PM »

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« Reply #93 on: February 14, 2019, 03:11:16 PM »

From the programmes I've seen on TV, cruise holidays appear to resemble being stuck in a large floating extremely tacky hotel crammed with fat retired car dealers, their fatter wives and Philippino crew. The passengers being constantly sold excursions by orange homosexuals on commission, all the while being wailed at by Jane MacDonald wannabees.

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« Reply #94 on: February 14, 2019, 03:16:30 PM »

From the programmes I've seen on TV, cruise holidays appear to resemble being stuck in a large floating extremely tacky hotel crammed with fat retired car dealers, their fatter wives and Philippino crew. The passengers being constantly sold excursions by orange homosexuals on commission, all the while being wailed at by Jane MacDonald wannabees.

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« Reply #95 on: February 14, 2019, 03:30:20 PM »

Most likely nothing this Year

But I may have a wedding to attend next year

in lithuania in 2020..

Wherever anyone else is going I wish them a Safe Journey..

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« Reply #96 on: February 14, 2019, 03:33:31 PM »

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« Reply #97 on: February 14, 2019, 03:33:49 PM »

From the programmes I've seen on TV, cruise holidays appear to resemble being stuck in a large floating extremely tacky hotel crammed with fat retired car dealers, their fatter wives and Philippino crew. The passengers being constantly sold excursions by orange homosexuals on commission, all the while being wailed at by Jane MacDonald wannabees.

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« Reply #98 on: February 14, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »

Nowt wrong with Jayne
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« Reply #99 on: February 14, 2019, 04:35:30 PM »

Just the Y.
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