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« on: February 11, 2019, 07:46:56 AM »

 



SKY ATLANTIC   :homer:


JOHNNY THUNDER WILL LIKE IT TOO  mcl

PLENTY OF BAZOOKAS IN IT  :alf:
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2019, 10:47:44 AM »

 :mido: mcl
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2019, 10:18:59 AM »

NO CUNT WATCHING IT LIKE 

 

GOT LESBO'S IN IT  mcl

MIND YOU IVE WORKED ON SUBMARINES IN BARROW MANY YEARS BACK  :like:

BUT YOU WOULD NEVER GET ME UNDER THE WATER IN ONE  klins

WORSE THAN BEING IN PRISON  :meltdown:
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2019, 10:29:29 AM »

Is there anything you haven't done Walter ?
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2019, 10:32:37 AM »

Is there anything you haven't done Walter ?

SO WHAT YA SAYING HERE CUNTO 

IS I NEVER WORKED IN BARROW AND FURNESS ON THE  SUBS  mcl


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COUPLE OF DEPTH CHARGES COMING YOUR WAY  :alf:
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2019, 10:48:24 AM »

You wouldn't call them 'subs' for a start.


Schoolboy error there matey.


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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2019, 10:51:02 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2019, 10:52:32 AM »

I intend to download it and watch it soon. Looks good
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2019, 10:54:01 AM »

Trotsky is always in the fucking nuclear sub  mcl  :tp1:
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2019, 10:54:46 AM »

NO CUNT WATCHING IT LIKE 

 

GOT LESBO'S IN IT  mcl

MIND YOU IVE WORKED ON SUBMARINES IN BARROW MANY YEARS BACK  :like:

BUT YOU WOULD NEVER GET ME UNDER THE WATER IN ONE  klins

WORSE THAN BEING IN PRISON  :meltdown:

I agree - I wouldnt go in a submarine that you had worked on either

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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2019, 10:55:39 AM »

You wouldn't call them 'subs' for a start.


Schoolboy error there matey.





PLENTY OF WORKERS UP FASLANE DID DAFT LAD  :mido:
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2019, 10:58:03 AM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2019, 11:07:04 AM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?


FAGGOT WAGONS  charles

WE ALL KNOW HOW THEM NAVY BLOKES LOVED A BIT OF CAKE  mcl

AINT THAT RIGHT BEN  klins
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2019, 11:08:57 AM »

NO CUNT WATCHING IT LIKE 

 

GOT LESBO'S IN IT  mcl

MIND YOU IVE WORKED ON SUBMARINES IN BARROW MANY YEARS BACK  :like:

BUT YOU WOULD NEVER GET ME UNDER THE WATER IN ONE  klins

WORSE THAN BEING IN PRISON  :meltdown:

I agree - I wouldnt go in a submarine that you had worked on either

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Imagine one of them farts loading  :tp2:
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2019, 11:26:00 AM »



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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2019, 11:28:05 AM »

NO CUNT WATCHING IT LIKE 

 

GOT LESBO'S IN IT  mcl

MIND YOU IVE WORKED ON SUBMARINES IN BARROW MANY YEARS BACK  :like:

BUT YOU WOULD NEVER GET ME UNDER THE WATER IN ONE  klins

WORSE THAN BEING IN PRISON  :meltdown:

I agree - I wouldnt go in a submarine that you had worked on either

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Imagine one of them farts loading  :tp2:


ALARM!! ALARM!! ALARM!!
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« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2019, 12:03:26 PM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?

Boats.
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« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2019, 12:09:15 PM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?

Boats.



ZEE JERMANS CALLED EM U BOATS  FARMER TERRY 


 


YOU  STUPID BOY.....PIKE  :alf:
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2019, 12:11:17 PM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?

Boats.

Or bombers if you’re on the big black masters of death.
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2019, 12:18:48 PM »

Is there anything you haven't done Walter ?

SO WHAT YA SAYING HERE CUNTO 

IS I NEVER WORKED IN BARROW AND FURNESS ON THE  SUBS  mcl


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COUPLE OF DEPTH CHARGES COMING YOUR WAY  :alf:

He used to wash them. 
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2019, 12:25:13 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2019, 12:29:28 PM »

Barnacle picker
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2019, 12:52:58 PM »

Barnacle picker


THEY ONLY GET THEM ON WHEN THEY GO TO SEA YA SILLY CUNT 


WE WERE FABRICATING THEM AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER  :mido:

NOT MANY BARNACLES IN THE BARROW FAB YARDS DAFT CUNT  :alf:


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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2019, 12:55:23 PM »

I was on about repair jobs on shite welding
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2019, 01:09:14 PM »

I was on about repair jobs on shite welding




 



TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU  KNOW NOTHING ABOUT  souey


ABOUT SUMS YOU UP........YA FUCKING COCKWOMBLE   :alf:
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2019, 01:11:04 PM »

You’re right... I know very little about grafting on the tools in some shithole yard at the age of 55  :tp1:
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« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2019, 01:22:18 PM »

You’re right... I know very little about grafting on the tools in some shithole yard at the age of 55  :tp1:



WRONG AGAIN    :unlike:


YOU NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS ARE YOU   :wanker:


WAS LATE 20'S WHEN I WORKED IN THAT YARD   


AND I CERTAINLY NEVER DONE MUCH GRAFT   :meltdown:


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« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2019, 03:03:22 PM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?

Boats.




ZEE JERMANS CALLED EM U BOATS  FARMER TERRY 


 


YOU  STUPID BOY.....PIKE  :alf:

Actually the Germans called them U-Boot which is short for Unterseeboot but I can't expect you'd know the German language when you patently struggle so badly with English.

Submarines are referred to to as "boats" here because the early ones were small and the term is traditionally still used today even for the SSBNs.
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« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2019, 03:25:39 PM »

Out of curiosity Ben, what terminology should be used ?

Boats.




ZEE JERMANS CALLED EM U BOATS  FARMER TERRY 


 


YOU  STUPID BOY.....PIKE  :alf:

Actually the Germans called them U-Boot which is short for Unterseeboot but I can't expect you'd know the German language when you patently struggle so badly with English.

Submarines are referred to to as "boats" here because the early ones were small and the term is traditionally still used today even for the SSBNs.


WELL GOOGLED FARMER TERRY  :alf:


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« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2019, 03:41:02 PM »

You mean you don't speak German?
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« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2019, 03:44:04 PM »

You mean you don't speak German?


IM SAYING NIX  mcl

 

NOW SCHNELLER SCHNELLER GET BACK ON YA TRACTOR  :alf:

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG DICKHEAD  monkey

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« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2019, 04:41:36 PM »

So that's no then.
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« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2019, 07:28:08 PM »

Thick as a submarine door  lost
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« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2019, 07:36:35 PM »

Thick as a submarine door  lost


AS THICK AS A CASTLE WALL YA DAFT CUNT  mcl

 
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« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2019, 07:44:18 PM »

I wouldn't go on or under the water in anything liddle welded.
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« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2019, 07:49:21 PM »

that's where the ships will be he's worked on
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« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2019, 07:53:18 PM »

I wouldn't go on or under the water in anything liddle welded.



I AM NOT A WELDER YA PAIR OF DAFT CUNTS  :alf:


I PUT THE TECHNICAL STUFF TOGETHER  FOR THE WELDER  TO WELD  mcl


FUCK ME I DON'T KNOW  HOW YOU 2 CUNTS EARN A CRUST  klins

YA PAIR OF DIVVY CUNTS 



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« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2019, 07:54:16 PM »

so you're the brains behind the welds?  mick
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« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2019, 07:57:05 PM »

I wouldn't go on or under the water in anything liddle welded.



I AM NOT A WELDER YA PAIR OF DAFT CUNTS  :alf:


I PUT THE TECHNICAL STUFF TOGETHER  FOR THE WELDER  TO WELD  mcl


FUCK ME I DON'T KNOW  HOW YOU 2 CUNTS EARN A CRUST  klins

YA PAIR OF DIVVY CUNTS 



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Welders mate then?
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« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2019, 08:07:43 PM »

Demoted to plater  :gaz:, ohhhhh the shame his family must of felt  souey
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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2019, 08:08:48 PM »

 lost lost lost

JUST HAD A WALK UP TO THE SHIPYARD AFTER A PINT IN THE CROWS NEST. mcl

NO-ONE HAS HEARD OF LIDDLE.  :ponce: :matty: :stairlift:

WALKED ROUND WITH A PIC OF HIS DAFT MUSH FROM HIS HOLIDAYS AND TWO PROPER WELDERS THREW UP ON THE PIC AND SAID THEY WOULD VOMIT UP A LUNG IF THEY SAW IT AGAIN.  klins

WENT INTO ARCHIVES AND DID A DATA SEARCH ON HIM TYPED IN- TINY TEARS, GRASS AND LITTLE LIDDLE- NO DICE. :tp1: :nige: :alf:

IS THERE ANYTHING THIS OLD FUCKER DOESN'T LIE ABOUT?

BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2019, 08:09:47 PM »

Mark the tack welder, then the proper lads finish the job.  :like:
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« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2019, 08:12:39 PM »

I wouldn't go on or under the water in anything liddle welded.



I AM NOT A WELDER YA PAIR OF DAFT CUNTS  :alf:


I PUT THE TECHNICAL STUFF TOGETHER  FOR THE WELDER  TO WELD  mcl


FUCK ME I DON'T KNOW  HOW YOU 2 CUNTS EARN A CRUST  klins

YA PAIR OF DIVVY CUNTS 



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Welders mate then?


WITHOUT US THE WELDERS WOULD NOT HAVE A JOB DAFT ARSE  :alf:

I CAN WELD BUT WHY SHOULD I DO 2 JOBS AND GET PAID FOR ONE 

99 % OF WELDERS CANNOT PLATE OR FABRICATE  :alf:

WHAT A PAIR OF MONGS STEPTOE AND TWATTY ARE  :meltdown:
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« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2019, 08:20:46 PM »

Platers are basically labourers, absolute bottom rung.
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« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2019, 10:15:48 PM »

Welders make the unacceptable , look acceptable  :homer:



Or so some Asme 9 lad said  mcl

The series is decent enough mind , bomus lesbians is fine addition  mcl

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« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2019, 02:58:24 AM »

Is this something to do with...... gasp.... manual work?

 
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« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2019, 07:04:03 AM »

Nothing wrong with manual work like.



 



Apart from terrible cuticles and the occasional black fingernail.





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« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2019, 09:48:07 AM »

Platers are basically labourers, absolute bottom rung.

A Labourer who can write their own name usually becomes a plater
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« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2019, 11:09:30 AM »

Fucking Hell snobbery against manual workers now. Who would all the high flyers on here order about without them. souey
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