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« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2019, 04:34:22 PM »

Why are pally park lasses such dirty cows?




Did they stick all the whores from over the border into that estate?
Itís in the genes  :homer:
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« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2019, 04:45:01 PM »

Anyway jayjay, has this gastronomic feast complete and cooked yet?



Were your extended family suitability impressed?

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« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2019, 06:00:12 PM »

Last shot 1st Feb. The birds have probably been stuck in someone's shed for 10 days
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« Reply #53 on: February 10, 2019, 06:02:00 PM »

Well hung then.



Like jayjay will tell us.
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« Reply #54 on: February 10, 2019, 08:53:03 PM »

Well hung then.



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« Reply #55 on: February 10, 2019, 09:48:36 PM »

Looks like they have all died from food poisoning, under cooked road kill in the middle.
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« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2019, 07:13:58 AM »

How embarrassing. Just delete the thread fella  monkey :jackanory:


YOU WILL BE GETTING RUBBED OUT SOON KITCHEN LAD   :like:


 


SOONER THAN YA  THINK   :alf:
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« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2019, 09:57:34 AM »

Hadn't realised until recently but Helmsley's local economy heavily relies on organised shoots
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« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2019, 10:23:23 AM »

I should have done really, some say they can be slightly tough but they were hung yesterday morning and my butcher says they will be fine.

Depends if they've been gut shot, if they have you shouldn't hang them, just clean them and cook straightaway. If not then they should hang for up to a week.
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« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2019, 10:54:21 AM »

Hadn't realised until recently but Helmsley's local economy heavily relies on organised shoots

Most shoots now bury the birds they've shot, nobody wants them.
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« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2019, 11:04:18 AM »

Hadn't realised until recently but Helmsley's local economy heavily relies on organised shoots

Most shoots now bury the birds they've shot, nobody wants them.



NOT TRUE  :unlike:

MY MATE BONES ALWAYS BRINGS PHEASANTS IN THE CROSS FOR ME AND THE OLD BLOKE  :like:
ALWAYS SOMEONE WANTS EM  :homer:
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« Reply #61 on: February 11, 2019, 11:14:30 AM »

Okay, some fat old short arsed piss heads in shit sub-urban pubs want a free pheasant once in a while but back in the real world shoots are breeding millions of birds for sport, shooting them and burying them.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/abomination-of-pheasants-dumped-into-pit-by-digger-whrw935fb
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« Reply #62 on: February 11, 2019, 11:16:29 AM »

YOU WILL BE GETTING A FUCKING CLIP WHEN I SEE YOU TERRY YOU OIRISH FUCKING FAGGOTT 
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« Reply #63 on: February 11, 2019, 11:21:31 AM »

Bring a step ladder and a few mates.
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« Reply #64 on: February 11, 2019, 11:27:27 AM »

I'd ban the rearing of birds for the purpose of blood sports.
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« Reply #65 on: February 11, 2019, 11:37:53 AM »

I'd ban the rearing of birds for the purpose of blood sports.




WHAT A FUCKING MISERABLE OLD STINKING CUNT YOU ARE 


SUPPOSE YOU WANT FISHING STOPPED AS WELL EH 



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« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2019, 11:54:43 AM »

Well we can agree on that Rids.
I have a mate who's a gamekeeper and he helps run a shoot near us, he says it's all just about getting the money from the numbnuts who want to fire expensive guns (and usually miss). It's a fairly small shoot but they still incinerate all but a few brace every time.
A well known MASSIVE shoot not far from us bury almost everything they shoot and they charge over £10k for a gun, the birds are buried on the estate apart from a handful of brace that go to the estate staff and some of the guns.

All the drives could be replicated with clay targets but it's not want the chinless wonders and the wannabee Ruperts want to do. Part blood lust, part snobbery, part corporate "entertainment" but very, very lucrative. This is a 14,000 acre farming estate that makes more money from shooting than farming.
It's crazy.

 
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« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2019, 12:07:45 PM »

HEY TERRY IS THAT WHY YER SKINT  charles

TATTY PICKING DOESNT PAY MUCH THESE DAYS  :alf:

YOU WANNA BUY A LURCHER  :meltdown:
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« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2019, 12:11:11 PM »

Yeah, ride it down here and I'll give you a chip for your other shoulder.
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« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2019, 12:47:16 PM »

FARMER TERRY 

YOU GOT ANY TRACTORS FOR SALE LAD  :alf:

GOT A MASSIVE BAG OF SPUDS FROM FARM FOODS YESTERDAY  mcl

IF YA SHORT OF A FEW FOR YA TATTY SOUP LET ME KNOW AND I WILL POP DOWN WITH A BAG FOR YA 

HARD LIFE A FARMERS LIFE  :meltdown:
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« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2019, 01:12:20 PM »

I used to go climbing up at Scugdale a lot and the roads would be full of stupid reared pheasants at times. Dumb fuckers bread so stupid they wouldn't/couldn't move for the car.

Come to think of it, they remind me of Liddle; puffed up tiny dumbarse, milling around in a big crowd with it's chest stuck out   :alf:
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« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2019, 01:20:47 PM »

EU subsidised farms too. 
Another leave benefit is those cunt not getting free money any longer
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« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2019, 02:03:47 PM »

Some shoots are valid especially for the animals that fuck up the countryside.

The shooters come from all over the world to shoot game and is big business.  They pay for each bird they shoot. The reason you find some many crazed pheasants etc is because of the beaters who are herding them towards the shooters. You get some that escape and these are the ones that stare at you while you drive over them.
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« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2019, 02:07:11 PM »

FARMER TERRY 

YOU GOT ANY TRACTORS FOR SALE LAD  :alf:

GOT A MASSIVE BAG OF SPUDS FROM FARM FOODS YESTERDAY  mcl

IF YA SHORT OF A FEW FOR YA TATTY SOUP LET ME KNOW AND I WILL POP DOWN WITH A BAG FOR YA 

HARD LIFE A FARMERS LIFE  :meltdown:

You do know I'm not a farmer don't you?
I just have land to fuck about on. Obviously I wanted a scruffy petrol forecourt flat on a main road but hey, you can't have everything.
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« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2019, 02:11:25 PM »

COME ON TERRY THE GAMES UP  mcl

YOU ARE A FUCKING FARMER AND YOU PLANT TURNIPS AND TATTIES ON YER LAND  charles

I SPEND MORE TIME OUT THE COUNTRY THEN I DO IN IT  :homer:

THE APARTMENT IS JUST SOMEWHERE TO GET ME HEAD DOWN NOW AND THEN  :meltdown:
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« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2019, 02:26:07 PM »

I do grow some almonds, hazelnuts and walnuts but in small quantities just for us and friends. No subsidy claimed, no "crops" sold. I'm at work all week but I like to fuck about on my old tractor at the weekends and summer evenings if I'm not out on the bikes. It's a tough life but one day, when I sell up, I will be able to retire to a petrol forecourt flat and really live it up.
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I'd offer you some of this year's harvest but you're nutty enough little fella!
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« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2019, 02:39:16 PM »

Liddle has a few annual trips to chavvy holiday resorts and he thinks he's Alan Whicker   :alf:
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« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2019, 02:53:13 PM »

Well we can agree on that Rids.
I have a mate who's a gamekeeper and he helps run a shoot near us, he says it's all just about getting the money from the numbnuts who want to fire expensive guns (and usually miss). It's a fairly small shoot but they still incinerate all but a few brace every time.
A well known MASSIVE shoot not far from us bury almost everything they shoot and they charge over £10k for a gun, the birds are buried on the estate apart from a handful of brace that go to the estate staff and some of the guns.

All the drives could be replicated with clay targets but it's not want the chinless wonders and the wannabee Ruperts want to do. Part blood lust, part snobbery, part corporate "entertainment" but very, very lucrative. This is a 14,000 acre farming estate that makes more money from shooting than farming.
It's crazy.

 


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« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2019, 03:00:27 PM »

Liddle has a few annual trips to chavvy holiday resorts and he thinks he's Alan Whicker   :alf:


I COULD PUT A LIST UP OF THE PLACES I BEEN BUT DONT WANNA EMBARASS YOU 

YOU DO THAT ALL BY YERSELF  :alf:

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PLUS I DONT LIKE TO BRAG  monkey
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« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2019, 03:52:31 PM »

THUNDER WEARS TWEED AND PONCES ABOUT WITH A GUN.

MAYBE HE WAS AT THAT SHOOT? 

DO THE PHEASANTS SMELL OF BULGARIAN CIGARS AND SPUNK?

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« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2019, 04:14:21 PM »

Everything we shoot is taken by the guns and beaters.
We always limit the bag though.



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