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« on: February 10, 2019, 11:02:44 AM »

Well, two of them actually. I have the extended family coming over for sunday lunch. Has anyone ever cooked this dish before? Any tips? I must admit I have cheated slightly and had my butcher prepare the birds first. Chicken, pheasant and duck. Got a brace of pheasant from a shoot yesterday and picked it up this morning from the butchers house. Nice and fresh. Always useful to become friendly with a butcher!

Been advised that a top notch stuffing is key to this dish so have gone with crushed walnuts, mushroom, onions and a bit of celery.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2019, 11:12:13 AM »

Best ask Ron he's the culinary expert in these parts.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2019, 11:13:46 AM »

That would be ron_manager? We had a disagreement last week so I would hazard a guess he is loathe to assist but hopefully he see's this and contributes, is he a chef?
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2019, 11:17:51 AM »

That would be ron_manager? We had a disagreement last week so I would hazard a guess he is loathe to assist but hopefully he see's this and contributes, is he a chef?
Not a chef by profession but his cooking expertise is legendary on here. :like:
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2019, 11:18:45 AM »

Best ask Ron he's the culinary expert in these parts.


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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 11:21:21 AM »

Always useful to become friendly with a butcher!




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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 11:23:21 AM »

Aren’t you going to hang the pheasants for a couple of days? You don’t have to but they taste better in my option, especially if they’re wild like yours were.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2019, 11:29:03 AM »

I should have done really, some say they can be slightly tough but they were hung yesterday morning and my butcher says they will be fine.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2019, 11:29:16 AM »

That would be ron_manager? We had a disagreement last week so I would hazard a guess he is loathe to assist but hopefully he see's this and contributes, is he a chef?



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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2019, 11:29:58 AM »

I should have done really, some say they can be slightly tough but they were hung yesterday morning and my butcher says they will be fine.
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They must be of a young age.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 11:30:52 AM »

"The dirtiest muckiest curtains ever"

Brilliant. Made me spit my coffee out when I read that!
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 11:35:14 AM »

I should have done really, some say they can be slightly tough but they were hung yesterday morning and my butcher says they will be fine.
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They must be of a young age.

Possibly, I'm no expert. I would imagine that cooking them inside the chicken would keep it soft and moist, at least moister than if they were roasted on their own. I'm also going to roast them on a lower heat over a longer period of time. Fingers crossed it comes out OK.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2019, 11:35:37 AM »

Ask the fattest cunt on COB  
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2019, 11:36:36 AM »

Is that ClemFandango? Clem? Any advice?
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2019, 11:39:39 AM »

Ask the fattest cunt on COB  
There always the best cooks     :alastair:



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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2019, 11:40:48 AM »

Pheasants are out of season now, so there wouldn’t have been a shoot yesterday

 
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 11:42:06 AM »

I can assure you they were. A friend of mine was on the shoot. Got over 80 according to him.

Edit: Just called him. Season finished now, that was the last shoot. Onto duck and goose for the rest of the month he said. So looks like its goose for me next week ha ha
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2019, 11:43:04 AM »

Last shoot of the season Feb 1st  :pd:
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2019, 11:44:13 AM »

Pheasants are out of season now, so there wouldn’t have been a shoot yesterday

 

Absolutely bang on.

We have people come to our farm to do it. I think it finished on the 1st feb.

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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2019, 11:46:53 AM »

Is it illegal? Might bribe him to get some free goose next week!
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2019, 11:51:37 AM »

How terribly embarrassing.
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2019, 11:52:25 AM »

Aren't your feet sore yet? Hilarious!
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2019, 11:54:15 AM »

Kev will be telling us about his three Thai bird roasting next.
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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2019, 11:54:23 AM »

I wonder what number bird roast Monty is doing today....
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2019, 11:57:43 AM »

Going in the oven in 3 minutes! Despite the lack of helpful info on here I'm confident I have it all in hand.
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2019, 12:03:33 PM »

Çooked his goose!
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2019, 12:06:16 PM »

Goose foie gras next week. Just put an order in for three.
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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2019, 12:13:38 PM »

Ask your butcher if he has any in season bullshit pie.
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2019, 12:16:55 PM »

Best ask Ron he's the culinary expert in these parts.


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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2019, 12:21:31 PM »

Ask your butcher if he has any in season bullshit pie.


Its only pheasant rids. I'll save you some if you're as jealous as you sound ha ha enjoy your pot noodle and micro chips.

Hilarious!
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« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2019, 12:25:07 PM »

You are looking quite the fool Kev.



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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2019, 12:33:24 PM »

On the contrary kev. I'm enjoying your bitterness.
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« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2019, 12:36:04 PM »

Going in the oven in 3 minutes! Despite the lack of helpful info on here I'm confident I have it all in hand.

Don't put your hand in as well silly cunt 
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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2019, 12:38:43 PM »

That made me chuckle! A friend of mine once tried to cook his own head in the oven.
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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2019, 12:47:50 PM »

That made me chuckle! A friend of mine once tried to cook his own head in the oven.


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« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2019, 12:51:11 PM »

What a load of old shite.

Anyone that goes hunting game doesnt waste time nor money on a butcher.  It's the simplest of tasks to prepare bird meat.
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2019, 12:54:24 PM »

That made me chuckle! A friend of mine once tried to cook his own head in the oven.


Probably tried to gas himself after hours listening to your bullshit.

Gas ovens ha ha how old are you?
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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2019, 12:55:12 PM »

What a load of old shite.

Anyone that goes hunting game doesnt waste time nor money on a butcher.  It's the simplest of tasks to prepare bird meat.

I wouldn't know where to start. I also don't go shooting.
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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2019, 02:20:10 PM »

Is it illegal? Might bribe him to get some free goose next week!

It’s not illegal, it just doesn’t happen.


80 birds from a shoot yesterday? Hilarious.  charles
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« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2019, 02:21:37 PM »

More lies, is there a pattern
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« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2019, 02:22:25 PM »

Yes, my mate must have been lying to me. I mean, you can see what he has to gain from giving me a brace of pheasants and telling me they were shot yesterday. Good heavens, that is funny! The envy is strong in you steve but the obsession is greater!

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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2019, 02:25:13 PM »

How embarrassing. Just delete the thread fella  monkey :jackanory:
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« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2019, 02:26:32 PM »

You are praying it is but it really isn't. How mad is that making you steve? I've caught some whoppers today without even trying. A trio of dopes dancing to my tune.

Hilarious.
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« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2019, 02:38:31 PM »

How about a nice local, seasonal fruit salad beforehand?



Mango, papaya etc  :nige:
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« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2019, 02:40:23 PM »

He's fuming isn't he ha ha love it!
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« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2019, 02:47:17 PM »

Is it illegal? Might bribe him to get some free goose next week!

It’s not illegal, it just doesn’t happen.


80 birds from a shoot yesterday? Hilarious.  charles

80 isn’t a lot for a days shooting, but an estate capable of putting that sort of day on wouldn’t do it out of season. Think he’s been pulling your leg and he found them run over
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« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2019, 02:53:38 PM »

So what your saying is that I'm about to tuck into roadkill? ha ha seriously though, I could post the name of the estate he goes to, its fairly local, but it might get them in trouble by the sounds of it.
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« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2019, 04:11:42 PM »

Pallister Park by the sounds of it.
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« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2019, 04:16:04 PM »

Pallister Park by the sounds of it.

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« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2019, 04:27:36 PM »

Why are pally park lasses such dirty cows?




Did they stick all the whores from over the border into that estate?
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