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« on: February 09, 2019, 03:48:21 PM »

Anyone managed a Shite on a flight 

Just going for a piss is a right tight fuck on, can't imagine what having a Shite must be like!

Plus the embarrassment factor when leaving the bog  klins

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2019, 03:52:56 PM »

RANDOM POST OF THE DAY

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2019, 03:56:54 PM »

Thankyou  :like:

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Currently flying over some sea on the way back home, see even former special forces have to be able to be contacted anywhere in the world .. No fucking flight mode non internet bollox for this vet  :mido:
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2019, 04:08:52 PM »

Had the shits once coming home from Singapore

Not the best 14 hours of my life

Also managed a shit on the Aberdeen to Teesside flight.....the plane is so small that the lass actually sits on the bog to sort the drinks out, poor fucker
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2019, 04:30:56 PM »

I always need a log when stood in the immigration line.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 10:26:00 AM »

I enjoy it. Are the toilets smaller in economy? Always seem OK in 1st and business.
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 11:27:39 PM »

Couldnít swing a worm
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2019, 11:30:18 PM »

I enjoy it. Are the toilets smaller in economy? Always seem OK in 1st and business.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2019, 11:31:15 PM »

Iíve had a shower on a 380 Emirates flight, so probably had a shite
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2019, 11:33:20 PM »

Do you always shit in the shower like?
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 11:39:39 PM »

In 1st Class you have access to a bathroom.
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 11:58:11 PM »

I enjoy it. Are the toilets smaller in economy? Always seem OK in 1st and business.


Do you take your extended family with you to have a shit?
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2019, 05:24:13 PM »

I enjoy it. Are the toilets smaller in economy? Always seem OK in 1st and business.


Do you take your extended family with you to have a shit?

Only after their fake pheasant hunt
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2019, 07:07:55 PM »

For my first time We had a female captain, and hand on heart after maybe 200 flights, it was the hardest landing Iíve been in .
Fucking shocking  souey
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2019, 02:52:07 AM »

Flew to Dallas and back today.

Tom Tit on board on the way out.

No major problems to report.

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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2019, 09:41:42 AM »


Also managed a shit on the Aberdeen to Teesside flight.....the plane is so small that the lass actually sits on the bog to sort the drinks out, poor fucker

Ah, the Eastern Jetstream 41 planes?

I was on the same aircraft coming back from Stavanger. As I was leaving the office I found a week old bag of tangerines in my desk draw. They were on the turn but I ate them anyway. 30 mins into the flight I got stomach pains, followed by stinking farts, and then a DESPERATE need to empty my bowels. As you say, the Stewardess has to actually move to allow the bog to be used, which she wasn't too chuffed about.
Anyway, the whole world fell out of my arse for a few minutes and the smell was rank and penetrated most of the cabin. She gave me a filthy look as I let her back into her little area.

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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2019, 01:17:06 PM »

 

I'd have just left
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