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« on: January 31, 2019, 11:27:57 PM »

Daniel Craig is doing one more but he’s said that’s it.

Who’s next...

The Bond people are really keen on Michael Fassbender but I’d like to see the genius that is Christian Bale have a go.

What’d you think ?
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 11:32:28 PM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2019, 11:32:57 PM »

DANNY DYER klins
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2019, 11:37:49 PM »

Probably a fuckin black clam licking bitch.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2019, 11:39:00 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2019, 11:41:44 PM »

Probably a fuckin black clam licking bitch.



Or a fuckin bummer.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2019, 12:07:21 AM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:

Tom Hardy definitely.

He pulled off both Kray twins perfectly.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2019, 12:11:03 AM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:

He pulled off both Kray twins perfectly.

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2019, 12:56:53 AM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:

He pulled off both Kray twins perfectly.

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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2019, 12:57:31 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2019, 01:35:31 AM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:

He pulled off both Kray twins perfectly.

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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2019, 01:55:30 AM »

THEY COULD NOT CARRY IT OFF  :unlike:
TOM HARDY COULD THOUGH  :mido:

He pulled off both Kray twins perfectly.

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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2019, 03:04:25 AM »

Maybe it should be someone off here?
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2019, 05:56:36 AM »

Probably a black lesbian woman ina a wheelchair.
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2019, 08:32:53 AM »

Should be a Muzzy. Sadiq Kahn would be ideal  :like:
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2019, 09:32:50 AM »

Tom Hardy is a good shout

Idris Elba would be good an all

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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2019, 10:07:09 AM »

Idris Elba  :like:
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2019, 10:16:36 AM »

But if Zac Efron can play Ted Bundy then anyone can play Bond

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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2019, 10:22:11 AM »

How the fuck can it be Idris Elba, James Bond is white? Throughout the Bond novels he is shown to be racist, sexist and homophobic.

If someone suggested that Tom Hardy was going to play Martin Luther King there'd be fucking hell on.
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2019, 10:27:27 AM »

How the fuck can it be Idris Elba, James Bond is white? Throughout the Bond novels he is shown to be racist, sexist and homophobic.

If someone suggested that Tom Hardy was going to play Martin Luther King there'd be fucking hell on.


Black people can be racist, sexist and homophobic.

Martin Luther King was a real person though not a character, i think that is the difference.
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2019, 10:45:05 AM »

I think Elba is a bit too old.

He's older than Roger Moore was when he first took up the role.


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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2019, 10:48:54 AM »

I don't rate Elba myself.

Tom Hardy would be my choice.


Bale, he tarnished his career with his role as Batman for me.
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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2019, 10:58:33 AM »

How the fuck can it be Idris Elba, James Bond is white? Throughout the Bond novels he is shown to be racist, sexist and homophobic.

If someone suggested that Tom Hardy was going to play Martin Luther King there'd be fucking hell on.


Black people can be racist, sexist and homophobic.

Martin Luther King was a real person though not a character, i think that is the difference.

Makes no difference whatsoever, it is complicit in the novels that Bond is white with a Swiss mother and Scottish father. It would be ludicrous for him to be played by a black actor.

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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2019, 11:00:37 AM »

Probably a black lesbian woman ina a wheelchair.


 
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2019, 11:01:14 AM »

The literary Bond is also a very angry and bitter chap.



He's basically a bad guy working for the good guys and really hates himself for doing so.

That's why Daniel Craig has totally nailed the part.
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2019, 11:24:18 AM »

How the fuck can it be Idris Elba, James Bond is white? Throughout the Bond novels he is shown to be racist, sexist and homophobic.

If someone suggested that Tom Hardy was going to play Martin Luther King there'd be fucking hell on.


Black people can be racist, sexist and homophobic.

Martin Luther King was a real person though not a character, i think that is the difference.
Fuck off, James Bond’s not real?
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2019, 11:29:14 AM »

How the fuck can it be Idris Elba, James Bond is white? Throughout the Bond novels he is shown to be racist, sexist and homophobic.

If someone suggested that Tom Hardy was going to play Martin Luther King there'd be fucking hell on.


Black people can be racist, sexist and homophobic.

Martin Luther King was a real person though not a character, i think that is the difference.

Makes no difference whatsoever, it is complicit in the novels that Bond is white with a Swiss mother and Scottish father. It would be ludicrous for him to be played by a black actor.



Look if Annie can be black haha

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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2019, 12:20:58 PM »

Richard Madden is now favourite to be the next Bond

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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2019, 01:08:22 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2019, 01:10:46 PM »

 sshhh Its me

The names bond....unibond
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« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2019, 02:18:29 PM »

What did Bond drink most in the books?

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Vodka Martini shaken not stirred I hear you mumble.


















Nope

Scotch and soda.

 
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« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2019, 02:32:12 PM »

Not Rum Punch?
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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2019, 02:50:10 PM »

Not Rum Punch?

It's actually "whisky".

Straight, with soda, scotch and/or bourbon etc.

Anyhow it wasn't martinis which most people think.
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2019, 02:50:35 PM »

Dr dolittle changed from white to black' Dr Who from male to female' so the next Bond could be any sex or colour.Wouldn't really matter as it's a load of shite.
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2019, 04:27:20 PM »

Bond films have been shit since Piers Brosnan took the role anyway
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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2019, 05:49:42 PM »

That black lad in the wheelchair who used to be all over the bbc adverts n that must be considered
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« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2019, 05:50:45 PM »

But iv heard they want a black lad..idris elba likely..or even a fuckin woman to play the part  :tp2:
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« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2019, 07:04:03 PM »

Bond films have been shit since Piers Brosnan took the role anyway

Nah, shit since The Spy Who Loved Me.
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« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2019, 07:16:52 PM »

George Friend.  :mido:
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« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2019, 07:22:27 PM »

It won't be long before they wont be able to show old Bond movies at all because he is sexist, drinks too much, hurts peoples feelings (eg by shooting them), is xenophobic, gambles, shags tarts/ sexually abuses them, is a white man etc.

SHIT NEW WORLD.

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« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2019, 07:46:10 PM »

Dalton has been the best by far, played a great part  :like:
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« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2019, 11:21:24 PM »

Not Rum Punch?

It's actually "whisky".

Straight, with soda, scotch and/or bourbon etc.

Anyhow it wasn't martinis which most people think.



Fascinating.
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« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2019, 12:43:36 AM »

Not Rum Punch?

It's actually "whisky".

Straight, with soda, scotch and/or bourbon etc.

Anyhow it wasn't martinis which most people think.



Fascinating.

I thought you would like that.

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You being a thick cunt and everything.

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« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2019, 09:43:31 AM »

That ageing cream Moneypenny is using works wonders, there is an obvious side effect though. 🌚
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