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Ural Quntz
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« on: January 20, 2019, 03:11:42 PM »

Well done Rids for getting to #1!

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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/masazo-nonaka-worlds-oldest-man-dies-aged-113-in-japan/ar-BBSumF5?ocid=spartanntp

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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 03:14:09 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 06:18:39 PM »

Defo a fuckin alien.



Probably stopped realising what the fuck was going on about 65 years ago poor cunt.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2019, 06:44:01 PM »

Defo a fuckin alien.



Probably stopped realising what the fuck was going on about 65 years ago poor cunt.


Who? Rids or the Japanese bloke?

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2019, 08:24:47 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2019, 09:47:35 PM »

Parmos or sushi n rice  :pd:

Join the dots lads  :alf:
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2019, 09:55:13 PM »

C and P from the linked article,

“The oldest man in history whose age has been verified, Jiroemon Kimura, was also Japanese. He died in 2013 aged 116 hours and 54 days”
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2019, 10:01:54 PM »

Funny old age that charles
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2019, 10:27:10 PM »




Doesn't look like you will ever reach an age where you would be even be slightly amusing, and even less chance of you being a tiny bit original.

Scrotum faced tit.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2019, 12:42:56 AM »




Doesn't look like you will ever reach an age where you would be even be slightly amusing, and even less chance of you being a tiny bit original.

Scrotum faced tit.

You're welcome.... mcl
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2019, 03:24:30 PM »

Trouble with having the world's oldest man in the family, is it becomes a bit obvious if you've been drawing pension for a corpse the last 20-30 years.
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Just wrap em up and stick them on the Stenna, they'll never know.

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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2019, 04:14:27 AM »

Come on...
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That was a clever joke, none of you remember this headline?

Link: Japan woman held for cashing dead parent's pension for 50 years
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