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« on: January 11, 2019, 02:31:21 AM »

Calling it a day after this years Wimbledon if he makes it that far.
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2019, 09:19:28 AM »

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

BLUBBERING LIKE A BABY ON TV 

JOCK CUNT NEEDS TO GROW A SET 

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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2019, 09:23:12 AM »

Needs a hip replacement.

Might be Britain's best ever Tennis player but my god he's emotional
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2019, 09:29:56 AM »

Can't stand the miserable jock cunt  :wanker:
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2019, 09:38:00 AM »

Britain's greatest ever tennis player and possibly greatest ever sportsman a true warrior and legend :like:
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2019, 09:43:48 AM »

Britain's greatest ever tennis player and possibly greatest ever sportsman a true warrior and legend :like:


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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2019, 10:16:42 AM »

Britain's greatest ever tennis player and possibly greatest ever sportsman a true warrior and legend :like:


I got no problem with the bloke but Jesus that's a bit strong.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2019, 10:17:59 AM »

"warrior and a legend"

 
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2019, 10:22:00 AM »

Bet his wife and kids are crying as well.

Imagine living with that miserable sod for 24 hours a day.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2019, 10:31:01 AM »

"warrior and a legend"

 


I JUST SPAT ME EARL GREY OUT  charles

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WARRIORS DON'T WEEP LIKE RIDS COCK  monkey

 
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2019, 10:33:42 AM »

FUCKING MUMMYS BOY  :wanker:
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2019, 12:19:45 PM »

Fuckin shitcunt jock pussy crying fanny.

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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2019, 12:24:28 PM »

really couldnt give a fuck about him sat here at work today with two jock cunts next to me bleeting on about him  :wanker: :wanker:
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2019, 12:26:44 PM »

Britain's greatest ever tennis player

A certain Mr. Perry might have issues with that statement given that he won Wimbledon 3 times, the US Open 3 times, the Australian Open and the French Open, as well as the French and Australian Opens in Doubles and the French, the US and Wimbledon in Mixed Doubles.

I'm fairly sure the he didn't cry like a prepubescent schoolgirl at any of them.
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2019, 12:27:36 PM »

 charles :pope2: jc
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2019, 12:28:18 PM »

That is what you call serving an ace Terry lad.



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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2019, 12:39:18 PM »

Britain's greatest ever tennis player

A certain Mr. Perry might have issues with that statement given that he won Wimbledon 3 times, the US Open 3 times, the Australian Open and the French Open, as well as the French and Australian Opens in Doubles and the French, the US and Wimbledon in Mixed Doubles.

I'm fairly sure the he didn't cry like a prepubescent schoolgirl at any of them.

Good point to be fair, regarding Perry but was he playing in an era with three other top top top players all challenging for the titles?

I don't see why everyone has an issue with him shedding a tear is a problem. Nowt wrong with a bit of passion like when Micheal Vaughan resigned as captain of England (another ledge in my eyes)
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2019, 12:41:37 PM »

British sporting legend  :like: :like:
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2019, 01:25:53 PM »

Terry praising the stiff upper lip of the school dorm.
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2019, 02:09:59 PM »

Terry praising the stiff upper lip of the school dorm.

Fred Perry's father was a cotton snipper who went on to become a Labour Co-operative politician. Something of a working class hero was Fred.  So your attempted lob was out by about a foot.
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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2019, 03:54:59 PM »

Murray's brand of t-shirts are shittier an'all.

GAME - SET - MATCH TO FREDDY.

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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2019, 05:12:55 PM »

I forgot you were more of a Buster Mottram sort of fellow Terry.
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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2019, 05:27:34 PM »

You should stop that thinking business until you’re qualified.
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2019, 06:37:18 PM »

You should stop that thinking business until you’re qualified.

he said forgot not thought





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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2019, 06:41:14 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2019, 02:24:27 PM »

British sporting legend  :like: :like:




YES HE WAS YOU FAGGOTT CUNT  :matty:

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ANDY WHO 

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DID YOU CRY TWATTY AFTER LISA'S BOYFRIEND TWATTED YOU  :meltdown:
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2019, 02:36:09 PM »

I’ve not been “twatted” or been in a fight since I was about 18, because I’m not a stupid fucking chav


Hope this helps  :like:
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2019, 03:08:20 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2019, 03:57:30 PM »

I’ve not been “twatted” or been in a fight since I was about 18, because I’m not a stupid fucking chav


Hope this helps  :like:

Keyboards are inanimate objects  :like:
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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2019, 09:49:59 PM »

I’ve not been “twatted” or been in a fight since I was about 18, because I’m not a stupid fucking chav


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WHEN DO YOU TURN 19.

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« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2019, 06:55:35 AM »

Andy fucking who ?
It’s tennis for fuck sake  :meltdown:
If wombledom gets Isis bombed, it’s shouldnt make the news .


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« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2019, 11:28:47 AM »

On the ropes today. Two sets down already.
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« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2019, 11:30:06 AM »

Is his mam Zelda of the Terrahawks  :pd:
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« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2019, 11:47:11 AM »

Andy fucking who ?


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« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2019, 01:55:21 PM »

Knocked out of Aussie open, in 5 sets.

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« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2019, 01:57:30 PM »

It knock the scotch cunt out in 5 seconds just for playing a puffs game
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« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2019, 02:01:45 PM »

JOCK LOSER   monkey
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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2019, 02:05:22 PM »

Tougher game than football.
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« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2019, 02:52:14 PM »

Tougher game than football.

Individual sport v team sport

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« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2019, 02:56:22 PM »

No doubt the cunt is wowling again.





 
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« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2019, 02:59:43 PM »

Tougher game than football.

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW 

YA STINKING OLD FOOL  charles
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« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2019, 03:07:54 PM »

No doubt the cunt is wowling again.





 

I thought he would be no, he kept it together.
His dad Judy looked like he was blarting a bit.
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« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2019, 03:09:16 PM »

Tougher game than football.

In terms of required fitness I'd agree with that.
Although I was rarely tackled studs up playing tennis.
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« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2019, 04:14:08 PM »

Well, you should have been Terry.
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« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2019, 05:34:35 PM »

...and possibly greatest ever sportsman...

No one comes close to Phil Taylor for that honour.
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« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2019, 11:48:49 AM »

It knock the scotch cunt out in 5 seconds just for playing a puffs game


       
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« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2019, 01:21:59 PM »

Tougher game than football.

No it's not, I played at a decent level as a teenager , it's piss easy as long as you don't smoke and don't eat burgers everyday .
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« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2019, 01:58:56 PM »

Was that before or after you were in the SAS?
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« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2019, 02:00:09 PM »

Tougher game than football.

No it's not, I played at a decent level as a teenager , it's piss easy as long as you don't smoke and don't eat burgers everyday .


You weren't doing it right then, or you were playing against flids.
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« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2019, 02:55:40 PM »

Leave liddle out of this 
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