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« on: December 03, 2018, 11:03:02 PM »

Iím single again for the first time in donkeys years, whatís the etiquette for dating now, how many before I try and get in her knickers?  

I donít mean slags as thatís just 1. Iím talking nice birds here.
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2018, 11:07:53 PM »

What a catch,  how on earth are you single?
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2018, 11:10:35 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2018, 11:10:49 PM »

Thailand
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2018, 11:12:12 PM »

Iím only in my mid 30s I donít need to buy one yet.  :lenin:
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2018, 11:15:29 PM »

Thailand

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2018, 11:17:20 PM »

Thailand

Too much money these snowflakes, canon street was good enough once upon a time
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2018, 11:17:34 PM »

Same here.


In four weeks I land back in the UK as a divorcee. Not even remotely interested in in the opposite sex (or same) sex. But with my film star good looks I'll undoubtedly get no shortage of offers.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2018, 11:33:49 PM »

POF


loads of desperate fanny on there.


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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 12:54:36 AM »

Just googled that and there's some right rough types on there.

Think I'll try Telegraph Dating if I feel the need to branch out in future.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2018, 01:00:36 AM »

Just enjoy not having to worry about anyone else for a while and do what you like.
Lucky bastard.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2018, 01:33:34 AM »

MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE  charles

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2018, 04:57:57 AM »

I don't think timing matters so much these days.

But you do need to secure a signed consent with at least five witnesses.  And a video of the entire event.

You can post it on here* if you want assurance that you have completed all of the necessary steps.

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*Only if she has massive majengas that hang down and sway a bit in full view of the camera.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2018, 07:07:36 AM »

Same here.


In four weeks I land back in the UK as a divorcee.




Bring some cigars back ye cunt.




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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2018, 07:14:48 AM »

At your age expect baggage and high maintenance

My tip is not to go looking. If you do youíll just find trouble.

Travel, youíll find much better quality where woman are slimmer.

Thailand isnít just for sex pests

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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2018, 07:18:52 AM »

Seriously Priv lad.


Why are you thinking about another relationship already.



Concentrate on them slags you mention.




Lots of fighting, bucking and drinking is the one.




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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2018, 08:04:24 AM »

At your age expect baggage and high maintenance

My tip is not to go looking. If you do youíll just find trouble.

Travel, youíll find much better quality where woman are slimmer.

Thailand isnít just for sex pests



Course it is. Its for old letches and blokes without the social skills, looks or will to pull a bird Ón the convențional way. They prey on the poverty of Thai girls and then try and  convince themsleves and others they are loved. Nobody buys it though.
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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2018, 08:47:38 AM »

MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE  charles

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 charles just ask Monster Of Queers













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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2018, 09:17:21 AM »

 
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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2018, 09:32:18 AM »

At your age expect baggage and high maintenance

My tip is not to go looking. If you do youíll just find trouble.

Travel, youíll find much better quality where woman are slimmer.

Thailand isnít just for sex pests



Course it is. Its for old letches and blokes without the social skills, looks or will to pull a bird Ón the convențional way. They prey on the poverty of Thai girls and then try and  convince themsleves and others they are loved. Nobody buys it though.
Do you mean capio.  mick
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2018, 10:46:19 AM »

At your age expect baggage and high maintenance

My tip is not to go looking. If you do youíll just find trouble.

Travel, youíll find much better quality where woman are slimmer.

Thailand isnít just for sex pests



Course it is. Its for old letches and blokes without the social skills, looks or will to pull a bird Ón the convențional way. They prey on the poverty of Thai girls and then try and  convince themsleves and others they are loved. Nobody buys it though.

Disagree. You need to embrace other cultures (being a lefty I shouldn't need to remind you)

I am suggesting he travels, not necessarilt go looking for a wife. In Thai culture for example and others around the world sex is a commodity. Here in the UK we have a  prudish culture to sex. Every man has he is needs. He's not in a legally binding contract with a woman so he is free to do what he choses with minimal risk

What you rightly describe above is prostitution, but fail to mention that our own Royals, celebrities, well off people etc often blatantly use their wealth to acquire trophy wives who in turn will put money ahead of cock 24/7. If he wants to buy sex then so be it. If the lad needs a nosh then he can. If he wants to enrich himself in a different culture then he should have that option without people unfairly labelling him. Tut tut tut

Both options are better than hooking up with a Brit with an army of kids, ex's and stretch marks. And ultimately a shit partner/wife.
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2018, 01:26:30 PM »

When you had your partner, there must of been someone you fancied, maybe one of her mates  :pd:
Go rape the slut  :mido:
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2018, 03:10:33 PM »

At your age expect baggage and high maintenance

My tip is not to go looking. If you do youíll just find trouble.

Travel, youíll find much better quality where woman are slimmer.

Thailand isnít just for sex pests



Course it is. Its for old letches and blokes without the social skills, looks or will to pull a bird Ón the convențional way. They prey on the poverty of Thai girls and then try and  convince themsleves and others they are loved. Nobody buys it though.
Do you mean capio.  mick




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IF THE RUBBEREY RUBBEREY MASK FITS 

WEAR IT  monkey

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I HAVE IT ON GOOD INFO SHE HAS FUCKED HIM OFF ALREADY  :alf:
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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2018, 03:13:46 PM »

Tough lonely time coming up at Xmas Priv, or maybe a bumper time.
Of all the cranks on here handing out advice, perhaps Jonny has hit the Nail on the head. Enjoy yerself.

Dont be like Liddle, he didnt take rejection too well at all I read in the papers.  :tp1:
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2018, 03:17:54 PM »

Must say though, that montage produced by Crocket is absolutely top draw.


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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2018, 03:18:02 PM »

 :pope2:



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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2018, 03:23:07 PM »

Tough lonely time coming up at Xmas Priv, or maybe a bumper time.
Of all the cranks on here handing out advice, perhaps Jonny has hit the Nail on the head. Enjoy yerself.

Dont be like Liddle, he didnt take rejection too well at all I read in the papers.  :tp1:

JOHNNY'S REAL LIFE ADVICE IS TO GO AND SIT IN YER MAM'S BACK BEDROOM AND WANK YERSELF RAW ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2018, 03:23:52 PM »

Loft actually.



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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2018, 03:28:49 PM »

Loft actually.



You fuckin stupid cunt.






 

 
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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2018, 03:42:28 PM »

Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though monkey

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny :basil:
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« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2018, 03:47:59 PM »

Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though monkey

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny :basil:

You are a wise man Robbso.

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« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2018, 06:28:14 PM »

MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE  charles

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 charles just ask Monster Of Queers















Crocket lad that is fucking brilliant  :alf:
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« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2018, 06:30:42 PM »

Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though monkey

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny :basil:

None of the cranks know who I am anyway,  post was a bit of a laugh but kind of true, I thought it would bring out some funny responses and itís delivered.
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« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2018, 07:17:42 PM »

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse
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« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2018, 07:48:52 PM »

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I donít want a he she, just a she
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« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2018, 07:49:54 PM »

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I donít want a he she, just a she


Donít go to Thailand then  :like:
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« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2018, 07:52:12 PM »

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I donít want a he she, just a she


Donít go to Thailand then  :like:

 jc :alf:
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« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2018, 08:05:55 PM »

Thailand is the last port of call for the desperate and the dateless.
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« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2018, 10:28:05 PM »

Thailand is the last port of call for the desperate and the dateless.

When are you going?

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« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2018, 10:30:36 PM »

Thailand is the last port of call for the desperate and the dateless.

When are you going?

 :pd:









 
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« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2018, 10:37:47 PM »

Lucky cunt
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« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2018, 03:14:01 PM »

This online dating is fucking class, after a few that were abit  klins bagged myself a stunning 27 yr old with an amazing body, fuck knows why she likes me but I donít really care,

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« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2018, 03:43:28 PM »

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« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2018, 05:45:33 PM »

This online dating is fucking class, after a few that were abit  klins bagged myself a stunning 27 yr old with an amazing body, fuck knows why she likes me but I donít really care,

 :homer:

How big are her tits?

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« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2018, 06:20:56 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2018, 06:32:59 PM »

Send me the nudes and Iíll be the fucking judge
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