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« on: November 03, 2018, 04:19:01 PM »

MINGEY - IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE HAVE BEEN REGALED WITH AN ODDBALL SEXUAL TALE FROM YOUR YOUNGER DAYS.

ARE YOU TOO BUSY WITH THE DIY?

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CAN YOU TELL US ANOTHER FROM THE VAULTS? 

IT WOULD LIGHTEN THE MOOD ON HERE AND MIGHT EVEN STOP COULBS ERECTING SOME BURNING CROSSES.

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2018, 04:51:19 PM »

Cant remember what I've told to be honest kidda,
Did I mention 5 of us gangbanging a thornaby slut or about a girlfriend wanking me off under a pine table as I talked to her mam
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2018, 04:56:02 PM »

While now I've seen the trailer I'm not sure I want to watch the film.
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2018, 04:58:10 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2018, 05:00:38 PM »

While now I've seen the trailer I'm not sure I want to watch the film.
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2018, 05:09:20 PM »

Cant remember what I've told to be honest kidda,
Did I mention 5 of us gangbanging a thornaby slut or about a girlfriend wanking me off under a pine table as I talked to her mam


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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2018, 05:10:09 PM »

The table one was bizarre , her mam talking to me and her dad shouting if Id help him lift a gearbox in 10 mins .
She went on to be page3 type girl for a while
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2018, 05:53:44 PM »

While now I've seen the trailer I'm not sure I want to watch the film.
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2018, 06:35:15 PM »

Once smashed a lass in a unisex changing cubicle whilst her parents got changed in the cubicle next to us and her sister and her lad n kids got changed the cubicle other side of us
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2018, 07:35:02 PM »

Don't believe minge.







He hasn't been on here asking for instructions for that sort of thing.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2018, 09:10:51 PM »

Im an expert at anything I do , just naturally talented .
All that how do you is just crack craic krak crak
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2018, 11:59:49 AM »

Clem after something for the wank bank here.  :alf:
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2018, 12:16:04 PM »

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The wife wants to try bondage.

Can any you lot recommend some knots?

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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2018, 12:28:59 PM »

Clem after something for the wank bank here.  :alf:
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