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« on: October 13, 2018, 08:51:27 AM »

I will see you in Guisy. I will be the one smoking the big Cuban puro.


 
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2018, 09:46:34 AM »

Guisboroughs a good place on the drink now like but abit chewy late on
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2018, 09:48:19 AM »

I will see you in Guisy. I will be the one smoking the big Cuban puro.


 

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2018, 09:48:36 AM »

Guisboroughs a good place on the drink now like but abit chewy late on
not for us hard cunts.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2018, 10:01:37 AM »

I will see you in Guisy. I will be the one smoking the big Cuban puro.


 

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Do you have too take your own Diplomatic or Zacapa?  jc



Santiago de Cuba 12 at the moment PD.



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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2018, 10:07:22 AM »

Guisborough isn't proper woolyback land' travel a bit deeper into the hills & you'll be in trouble.
There's lads out there make Lee Duffy look like Graham Norton.
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2018, 10:12:47 AM »

Guisborough isn't proper woolyback land' travel a bit deeper into the hills & you'll be in trouble.
There's lads out there make Lee Duffy look like Graham Norton.
the "hardest man in the village" is not the most credible title, who the fuck has heard of shadrack  from lingdale. monkey
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2018, 10:14:23 AM »

Guisboroughs a good place on the drink now like but abit chewy late on


Decent afternoon out like.



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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2018, 10:22:19 AM »

I went 2 weeks ago. It was shit. Avoid the tap and spile.  It's filthy and my lager was off.
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 10:32:01 AM »

I will see you in Guisy. I will be the one smoking the big Cuban puro.


 

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Do you have too take your own Diplomatic or Zacapa?  jc



Santiago de Cuba 12 at the moment PD.



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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2018, 10:38:30 AM »

I went 2 weeks ago. It was shit. Avoid the tap and spile.  It's filthy and my lager was off.




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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2018, 10:58:09 AM »

You gonna be on the sniff like most of the locals?
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2018, 11:04:42 AM »

You gonna be on the sniff like most of the locals?
only for minge. :chrisk:
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2018, 11:05:55 AM »

You gonna be on the sniff like most of the locals?
only for minge. :chrisk:


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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2018, 11:32:06 AM »

You gonna be on the sniff like most of the locals?
only for minge. :chrisk:


Mrs. Thunder will be with me.



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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2018, 11:36:43 AM »

I went 2 weeks ago. It was shit. Avoid the tap and spile.  It's filthy and my lager was off.


Tap and Spile is a shitheap....The Anchor is good for a quiet start to the day 5 minutes from the main drag...Sam Smith's pub so cheap as fuck....The Black Swan, Three Fiddles are all OK but The Monk will be far too sophisticated for Townies  monkey
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2018, 11:38:53 AM »

How many have a nice sheltered smoking area Gramsci lad?


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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2018, 11:43:40 AM »

Three Fiddles does I think  :like: :beer:
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2018, 11:44:52 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2018, 11:46:08 AM »

I went 2 weeks ago. It was shit. Avoid the tap and spile.  It's filthy and my lager was off.


Tap and Spile is a shitheap....The Anchor is good for a quiet start to the day 5 minutes from the main drag...Sam Smith's pub so cheap as fuck....The Black Swan, Three Fiddles are all OK but The Monk will be far too sophisticated for Townies  monkey
having windows and electricity is not sophistication.  
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2018, 11:48:23 AM »

The ship an the weatherspoons are good starting places . Tap and spile only good to watch the Boro matches on the dodgy channel but the drinks shite and that’s we’re all the trouble is late on .
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2018, 11:51:33 AM »

Forgot about the Ship... That was my Friday 5pm pub of choice when I worked in Guisy  :beer:


Fiddles was for a couple of lunchtime liveners  monkey
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2018, 11:53:44 AM »

Pop in Matty. I will buy you a pint without the savage beating you get in the town off Lids.


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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2018, 12:00:25 PM »

A much kinder offer  :homer:
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2018, 12:01:10 PM »

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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2018, 12:03:31 PM »

How many have a nice sheltered smoking area Gramsci lad?


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The Anchor has a nice covered bit out the back  :like:

Think they have got rid of the Quoits pitch....too many people getting wrapped round the head with a horseshoe at the end of the night  klins

Avoid that "cocktail bar" that used to be the Seven Stars  :tp3:
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2018, 12:16:07 PM »

I went 2 weeks ago. It was shit. Avoid the tap and spile.  It's filthy and my lager was off.


Tap and Spile is a shitheap....The Anchor is good for a quiet start to the day 5 minutes from the main drag...Sam Smith's pub so cheap as fuck....The Black Swan, Three Fiddles are all OK but The Monk will be far too sophisticated for Townies  monkey
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2018, 12:16:45 PM »

I'm going to come down and give you a good fucking leathering for swearing in thread titles, you foul mouthed fucking cunt!

Don't do it!!
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2018, 12:26:44 PM »

Bastard.



 
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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2018, 12:27:24 PM »

Wait til you see my others. I will be in real bother.



 
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2018, 12:29:45 PM »

Wait til you see my others. I will be in real bother.



 

Get them sorted. Thanks.
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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2018, 12:30:24 PM »

How many have a nice sheltered smoking area Gramsci lad?


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The Anchor has a nice covered bit out the back  :like:

Think they have got rid of the Quoits pitch....too many people getting wrapped round the head with a horseshoe at the end of the night  klins

Avoid that "cocktail bar" that used to be the Seven Stars  :tp3:



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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2018, 12:30:32 PM »

Pop in Matty. I will buy you a pint without the savage beating you get in the town off Lids.


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« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2018, 01:41:55 PM »

Had many a messy night in the Tap  mcl

Used to work on the door at the Star but it now a cocktail bar  mick

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« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2018, 01:59:22 PM »

Who the fuck wants to drink among hillbillies?
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« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2018, 03:38:39 PM »

How come people think guisy is miles away it takes me 50 mins to walk from bottom of ormesby bank . nunthorpe an Guisborough are Fuck all apart .
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« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2018, 03:41:38 PM »

Hillbillies an proper woolybacks are past Guisborough like Skelton , Brotton, loftus, that’s wot you call a different breed by the way they speak dress an look  :like:
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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2018, 04:44:37 PM »

HOW'S THE VOYAGER (ASSUMING IT STILL EXISTS)?

I WORKED IN THERE A LONG TIME AGO AND AT THE KINGS HEAD NEWTON-UNDER-ROSEBERRY.  THEY USED TO MAKE EXCELLENT FOOD IN THAT ONE AND THEY HAD A LASS WITH THE MOST MASSIVE FLOPPY KNOCKERS WORKING THERE AS WELL.

ALTHOUGH I DOUBT SHE IS STILL THERE.  HER TITS MUST BE ROUND HER ANKLES BY NOW.

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HERE'S HOPING ANYWAY.

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« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2018, 09:18:13 PM »

HOW'S THE VOYAGER (ASSUMING IT STILL EXISTS)?

I WORKED IN THERE A LONG TIME AGO AND AT THE KINGS HEAD NEWTON-UNDER-ROSEBERRY.  THEY USED TO MAKE EXCELLENT FOOD IN THAT ONE AND THEY HAD A LASS WITH THE MOST MASSIVE FLOPPY KNOCKERS WORKING THERE AS WELL.

ALTHOUGH I DOUBT SHE IS STILL THERE.  HER TITS MUST BE ROUND HER ANKLES BY NOW.

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HERE'S HOPING ANYWAY.

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Voyager is the same as it always was.....boring but get no bother in there  :like:
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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2018, 10:14:33 PM »

How come people think guisy is miles away it takes me 50 mins to walk from bottom of ormesby bank . nunthorpe an Guisborough are Fuck all apart .
it's not the difference that separates them,it's the mind set. monkey
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« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2018, 12:04:38 AM »

How come people think guisy is miles away it takes me 50 mins to walk from bottom of ormesby bank . nunthorpe an Guisborough are Fuck all apart .
it's not the difference that separates them,it's the mind set. monkey

yeah less Mackem, more Yorkshire  jc

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« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2018, 12:11:40 AM »

How come people think guisy is miles away it takes me 50 mins to walk from bottom of ormesby bank . nunthorpe an Guisborough are Fuck all apart .
it's not the difference that separates them,it's the mind set. monkey

yeah less Mackem, more Yorkshire  jc


fuck all to brag about. monkey
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« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2018, 02:37:30 PM »

Kings Head is lively late on too    monkey
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« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2018, 09:41:18 PM »

Was around Bedford last night, every pub had 2 security on the doors , what’s going on like 

Is every town centre like that ?
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« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2018, 10:12:25 PM »

Was around Bedford last night, every pub had 2 security on the doors , what’s going on like 

Is every town centre like that ?

IT'S THE SAME WHEREVER DRUNKEN AGGRESSIVE NOBHEADS GATHER.

SO... YES.
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« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2018, 10:18:43 PM »

Word got around that little Lidsy had been on the ale since lunchtime 
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