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« on: July 05, 2018, 11:18:28 AM »

Bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but Stella. Barman asks, ''whats wrong with Stella?'' Bloke says'' i had 12 pints of Stella last night and when i came round i was fookin skint.''

Barman says, '' 12 pints of anything cost the same.''

Bloke replies '' Skint's my dog ''  :chrisk: :basil:
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2018, 11:50:34 AM »

 
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 02:51:31 PM »

Our local Muslim optician has died today.

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2018, 07:31:25 PM »

 
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2018, 08:33:09 PM »

Our local Muslim optician has died today.

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