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« on: June 14, 2018, 12:00:56 PM »

My 3 year old son was trying to open a yoghurt this morning.
After a few minutes he started getting stressed and said '' stupid twattin fookin lid'' my wife looked at me and said'' where's he got that from''
I said '' the fridge you fookin thick coont''
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 12:01:57 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 01:54:23 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 02:08:47 PM »

 
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2018, 03:11:00 PM »

The police came to my mates door today holding a picture of his wife.

"Is this your wife sir," the copper asked. "Yes," he answered.

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus," said the copper

"I know," he said. "But she takes it up the arse and she's very good with the kids."
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