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« on: June 11, 2018, 06:07:41 PM »

Best way , without ever getting caught  :pd:


Book a sea fishing trip , tip the weighted girlfriend overboard and let the crabs eat the lot  :pd:
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 06:11:47 PM »

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 06:30:25 PM »

Bit messy that, and a chance the forensic clever nosey cunts will find some evidence
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 07:13:20 PM »

Put  it in a suitcase and dump it in a layby, the Police will thinks it's "Asians" and nowt will happen. mcl
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2018, 07:17:45 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2018, 07:18:25 PM »

wrap one in 6 pairs of Rids reeking T Fronts. Be decomposed within 90 mins, full skeleton by morning.
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2018, 08:47:26 PM »

 lost, whens Ron back, I need a sensible answer
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2018, 08:51:06 PM »

Becoming lesbian and burying it under your house patio does not work ask Beth Jordash.
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2018, 10:26:23 PM »

wrap one in 6 pairs of Rids reeking T Fronts. Be decomposed within 90 mins, full skeleton by morning.
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2018, 10:40:11 PM »

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

American Werewolf In London was on the other night, he pops up in it!
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2018, 11:12:45 PM »

Drop it in the Amazon rainforest, apparently a body will decompose in less than 24 hours there.
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2018, 11:31:45 PM »

You can get the same effect by dropping it in Leeds and its easier to get to.
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2018, 12:28:57 AM »

Take her on a "holiday" to Pakistan and marry her to your cousin. No need to kill her  jc
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2018, 03:18:27 AM »

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

American Werewolf In London was on the other night, he pops up in it!

Thank god that was a movie quote.

I thought BTT had gone full on psycho for a minute.

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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2018, 06:09:19 AM »

Surely you would buck it a few times before getting rid.




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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2018, 07:31:22 AM »

Best way , without ever getting caught  :pd:


Book a sea fishing trip , tip the weighted girlfriend overboard and let the crabs eat the lot  :pd:

Ted Heath used to bum boys on his private yacht and through them overboard when hed finished with them.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2018, 07:39:44 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2018, 09:09:59 PM »

Drop it in the Amazon rainforest, apparently a body will decompose in less than 24 hours there.


What about Amazon Prime?
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2018, 09:29:13 PM »

Erm... seems a bit late to check but why were you asking?

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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2018, 10:52:50 PM »

Surely you would buck it a few times before getting rid.




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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2018, 10:55:50 PM »

Asking what ? No idea what yous are talking about  :pd:

Look like my account was hacked and some imposter was asking inappropriate questions .


Is match.com good for slags  
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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2018, 10:58:10 PM »

Asking what ? No idea what yous are talking about  :pd:

Look like my account was hacked and some imposter was asking inappropriate questions .


Is match.com good for slags  

Need a hacking victims hotline round here :unlike:
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2018, 01:10:01 PM »

Asking what ? No idea what yous are talking about  :pd:

Look like my account was hacked and some imposter was asking inappropriate questions .


Is match.com good for slags  

Need a hacking victims hotline round here :unlike:



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