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« on: May 15, 2018, 07:14:08 PM »

LEE DUFFY BOOK JUST RANG ME AND ASKED ME TO DO A CHAPTER... TOLD HIM TIMES AND PLACES YEAH...BUT LADS WHO WERE FILLED IN I DONT WANT THEIR NAMES PUBLISHING.....HE SAID NO PROBS AS THERE IS A FEW DOING ANONYMOUS CHAPTERS IN IT....TOLD HIM I DONT LIKE THE CUNT NEVER DID...AND WHAT I TELL YOU IS WHAT I SEEN....HE IS OK WITH THAT....FEEL THE NEED TO SHED SOME PROPER LIGHT ON THE CUNT  :like:
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2018, 07:16:21 PM »

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you are full of shit liddle
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2018, 07:18:50 PM »

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you are full of shit liddle


DONT MAKE ME SEND THE INBOXES HE SENT ME ON FACEBOOK EMBARASSING YOU SOFT LAD 
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2018, 07:21:06 PM »

Lol
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2018, 07:21:34 PM »

Would you be ok for a chat mark? You could remain anonymous. Of course I'd give you a book as a thank you and we could use a different made up name

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LIDS DONT TELL PORK PIES  :like:
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2018, 07:22:52 PM »

Lol

LOOK ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE IVE SLAGGED THE CUNT OFF TO FUCK WHILE EVERY CUNT ELSE HAS KISSED HIS ARSE 
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2018, 07:23:03 PM »

Did you say it's fine using a made up name because everything else you say is made up anyway?
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2018, 07:26:35 PM »

Did you say it's fine using a made up name because everything else you say is made up anyway?

I TOLD HIM I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HE USES MY NAME BUT THE LADS HE BATTERED OUTSIDE THE CLARENCE...RUMOURS.. AND THE BLUES ON WOODLANDS ROAD...I DONT WANT THERE NAMES PUBLISHING....YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ? I WAS THERE YOU WERE NOT DAFT CUNT 
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2018, 07:30:55 PM »

He must be daft or desperate to be listening to anything you've got to say you mini-legged fuckwit.
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2018, 07:39:34 PM »

He must be daft or desperate to be listening to anything you've got to say you mini-legged fuckwit.

IM IN THE CROSS GET YERSELF UP AND WE CAN DISCUSS 
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2018, 07:43:38 PM »

I don't think we would see eye to eye.
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2018, 07:49:25 PM »

I don't think we would see eye to eye.

DEFFO NOT AFTER I HAD CRACKED YOU ON THE TIGERS PAW 
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2018, 08:27:25 PM »

Where was the Clarence...rings a bell but cant place it
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2018, 08:44:48 PM »

Liddles ego needs massaging after failing to put the team up first. So he brings up this shite souey
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2018, 08:44:58 PM »

of course i will give you a book as a thank you


 mcl mcl mcl

BLOODY HELL YOU GONE DOWN IN MY ESTIMATION YA LIL RIPPA....


BEGGING FOR A TEN QUID BOOK.


BEER ME DILLY DILLY
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2018, 08:54:06 PM »

Where was the Clarence...rings a bell but cant place it

ITS WHERE THE DICKENS INN IS NOW.....WAS THE CLARENCE CLUB....STRIPPERS ON A SUNDAY...OPEN ALL DAY DURING THE WEEK BEFORE PUBS OPENED UP ALL DAY  :like:

WE USED TO LEAVE THE MASHAM ON SAT AFTERNOON AND HEAD THERE  :like:

BY THE WAY....TOLD HIM TO RAM HIS BOOK....I WONT READ IT....BUT WOULD LIKE MY TRUTHFUL INPUT IN IT.....I SEEN 2 MATES COVERED IN BLOOD BADLY INJURED AND HOSPITALISED  :unlike:

SO FUCK OFF DAFT CUNT   
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2018, 09:01:31 PM »

Tell him to fook off. Duffy deserves no credit. Nothing but a bullly.
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2018, 09:06:55 PM »

Tell him to fook off. Duffy deserves no credit. Nothing but a bullly.


MY CHAPTER WILL PROOVE THAT....WHY DO YOU THINK IM DOING IT  souey

TO PROOVE HE PICKED ON EASY TARGETS  :like:
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2018, 09:20:52 PM »

Well make sure you have rights to sign off the finished article. They will have an agenda and doctor it make him to be a legend.


Tell them to fook off.
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2018, 10:02:34 PM »

I'm sure you will have sorted him out Liddle legs, if he turned up at the Cross 
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2018, 11:43:59 PM »

Tell him to fook off. Duffy deserves no credit. Nothing but a bullly.


MY CHAPTER WILL PROOVE THAT....WHY DO YOU THINK IM DOING IT  souey

TO PROOVE HE PICKED ON EASY TARGETS  :like:

Judging by your spelling Lids, your chapter will need some serious editing. :tp2:
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2018, 12:01:06 AM »

Tell him to fook off. Duffy deserves no credit. Nothing but a bullly.


MY CHAPTER WILL PROOVE THAT....WHY DO YOU THINK IM DOING IT  souey

TO PROOVE HE PICKED ON EASY TARGETS  :like:

Judging by your spelling Lids, your chapter will need some serious editing. :tp2:

What chapter. It was me on the phone to him souey
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2018, 07:35:47 AM »

So you are going to write a chapter for a book for free?  :tp1:

Must be some book like, if they are asking someone semi literate to get involved.

Booker judges will have it on the short list before it's even published.
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2018, 09:24:08 AM »

I was there at the blues.straight up bully
I wouldn't have give the cunt the time of day never mind right about him.
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2018, 09:34:40 AM »

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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2018, 09:40:24 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2018, 09:41:57 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:

THICK AS MINCE CUNT  :wanker:

YOU COULDN'T PUT A NUT IN A MONKEYS MOUTH YA DAFT CUNT  :alf:
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2018, 09:44:10 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:

THICK AS MINCE CUNT  :wanker:

YOU COULDN'T PUT A NUT IN A MONKEYS MOUTH YA DAFT CUNT  :alf:
Schooled you many a time you daft little cunt jc
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2018, 09:48:00 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:

That's a new take on "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2018, 09:49:11 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:

THICK AS MINCE CUNT  :wanker:

YOU COULDN'T PUT A NUT IN A MONKEYS MOUTH YA DAFT CUNT  :alf:
Schooled you many a time you daft little cunt jc


IN YER DREAMS DAFT LAD.....YER A GRADE A MUPPET  :alf:
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2018, 09:50:21 AM »

Those who can,teach. :like:

That's a new take on "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."
 mcl
It's always an education on here :tp1:
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2018, 02:58:57 PM »

MY CHAPTER HAS BEEN E MAILED TO HIM.....NOTHING GOOD AT ALL ABOUT THE BLOKE JUST TELLING IT HOW A FUCKING UNCOUTH BULLY HE WAS....HE WASNT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE BOX AND WAS INFLUENCED BY A FEW CERTAIN PEOPLE WHO WERE OLDER THAN HIM....ONE HAS REFUSED TO SPEAK ABOUT HIM SAYING HE WILL TAKE TO THE GRAVE WHAT HIM AND LEE DID    K.D.
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2018, 03:04:32 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2018, 03:17:36 PM »

:jackanory:

CHECK THE FACEBOOK PAGE WALL OUT YOU DAFT CUNT  charles

ALWAYS BE A MIDDLESBROUGH GENTLEMAN ME  jc
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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2018, 03:19:15 PM »

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CHECK THE FACEBOOK PAGE WALL OUT YOU DAFT CUNT  charles

ALWAYS BE A MIDDLESBROUGH GENTLEMAN ME  jc

Youre being taken for a ride u daft cunt :alf:
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2018, 03:29:24 PM »

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CHECK THE FACEBOOK PAGE WALL OUT YOU DAFT CUNT  charles

ALWAYS BE A MIDDLESBROUGH GENTLEMAN ME  jc

Youre being taken for a ride u daft cunt :alf:


GET OVER IT LAD....I DON'T LIE AND SUGARCOAT FUCK ALL.....UNLIKE YOU  :wanker:

STILL NOT GOT THESE TEXTS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING ME  :meltdown:

MUGGY CUNT  jc
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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2018, 03:39:50 PM »

A MASSIVE THANK YOU to the Middlesbrough gentleman for his interview today.
 Intriguing, interesting and :jackanory: in equal measures!

NICE ONE LIDDLE LAD. YA GET MUCH PIE N MASH FOR THAT MAYYYTE?

BEER ME BUDZ :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2018, 03:58:31 PM »

Saw him tore to pieces by a billingham lad called Colin Woods
Outside the salutation pub because he was acting billy bollocks

I thought what a tit

Met him few weeks later in Redcar with a mutual friend seemed like a complete different lad

Know loads who gave same opinion as lids
Know loads who said great lad led astray by idiots
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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2018, 04:10:38 PM »

Where would we find this in our local bookshop?

In the Fantasy section?

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« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2018, 04:36:19 PM »

Where would we find this in our local bookshop?

In the Fantasy section?

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PROBS IN THE GAY OR PEADO SECTION WHERE YOU WOULD ALWAYS LOOK FIRST  :wanker:
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« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2018, 04:59:43 PM »

Or transgender just for good measure lol
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« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2018, 05:40:02 PM »

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CHECK THE FACEBOOK PAGE WALL OUT YOU DAFT CUNT  charles

ALWAYS BE A MIDDLESBROUGH GENTLEMAN ME  jc

Youre being taken for a ride u daft cunt :alf:


GET OVER IT LAD....I DON'T LIE AND SUGARCOAT FUCK ALL.....UNLIKE YOU  :wanker:

STILL NOT GOT THESE TEXTS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING ME  :meltdown:

MUGGY CUNT  jc

U wouldnt u said u got a new number remember
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« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2018, 06:07:57 PM »

I look forward to Lids doing a book signing in Waterstones.




Will he put a cross or use his thumb print?
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« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2018, 06:27:44 PM »

Our crocky meeting his hero liddle :alf:
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« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2018, 09:18:24 PM »

How you going to make a chapter up about your Duffy dealings lids?


So, your story is that two of your mates got beaten to a pulp by Duffy.


Your response was fuck all.  You told your mates to forget it, let it lie.  No reprisals, no police.  Nothing.



How the fuck do you make a chapter out of that?



It's no Dead Man's Shoes,  or slippers, or flip flops is it?



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« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2018, 09:22:03 PM »

He will fluff it out using his stupid cockhead rhyming slang.
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« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2018, 09:36:43 PM »

I HAVE 5 TRUE STORIES ON THE CUNT KNOWN AS THE DUFFER.... :like:

ENOUGH TO FILL A CHAPTER...THE AUTHOR WAS WELL HAPPY WITH THE PEICE  jc

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« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2018, 01:04:40 AM »

I HAVE 5 TRUE STORIES ON THE CUNT KNOWN AS THE DUFFER.... :like:

ENOUGH TO FILL A CHAPTER...THE AUTHOR WAS WELL HAPPY WITH THE PEICE  jc

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Would you have said that to his face?   No probably not as you watched him beat up 2 of your mates and did fuck all. 

If he so much as looked at 1 of my mates funny I would have booted him in the bollocks and ran.    then wrote about it in a book.
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« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2018, 01:21:46 AM »

Are you going on a nationwide book signing tour ?
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