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« on: November 14, 2019, 05:09:26 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2019, 05:13:22 PM »

I thought the floods were down to police numbers ....  cry

Oh wait on, I have my standard responses mixed up.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2019, 05:23:56 PM »

110% BRITISH  :alf:

wow that is, like, really really British
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2019, 05:27:08 PM »

110% BRITISH  :alf:

wow that is, like, really really British


If someone said that about you you'd probably take it as a insult  rava
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2019, 05:29:00 PM »

i'd just think they were a fucking stupid cunt. no offence.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2019, 05:37:16 PM »

110% BRITISH  :alf:

wow that is, like, really really British


If someone said that about you you'd probably take it as a insult  rava
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2019, 05:47:56 PM »

I thought the floods were down to police numbers ....  cry

Oh wait on, I have my standard responses mixed up.

Lack of NHS funding, no sorry wrong one again.

Perhaps not enough Equality and Diversity Directors on 100k a year?
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2019, 06:16:57 PM »

BORIS COULD HUST BILD A BIG BOAT AND SAIL ALM OF US OFF COS HE IS THE MESSIYAH CLEARLY TAKE US OUT OF EUROOW BJ AND FUCK ALL THESE CUNTS RIGHTOFF
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2019, 07:42:32 PM »

Took best part of a week to acknowledge it, no wonder locals are fucked off. Also noticed the mewling pencil has been absent in public awhile now. Not so much an election campaign, more damage limitation.
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2019, 07:43:30 PM »

i bet all that rain came from France  :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2019, 07:46:48 PM »

i bet all that rain came from France  :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

Well quite, look forward to the day we are free from the EU so we can govern our own rain!
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2019, 07:48:54 PM »

British rain for British floods  :ukfist: :ukfist: :ukfist:
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2019, 08:17:22 PM »

Fishlake.The clue is in the name.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2019, 08:49:24 PM »

Fishlake.The clue is in the name.
It would be if it was called flood lake
. They might have bought houses there to do a bit of carp fishing.  :basil:
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2019, 09:16:51 PM »

Took best part of a week to acknowledge it, no wonder locals are fucked off. Also noticed the mewling pencil has been absent in public awhile now. Not so much an election campaign, more damage limitation.

Bojo is an incompetent clown but he'll still butt fuck your glorious leader come December 12th.

Imagine facing the most ineffectual Tory leaders in history and still not being able to win an election. Useless communist cunts  :nige: :nige: :nige:
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2019, 09:20:07 PM »

Strict EU regulations restricts the amount of dredging carried out on our British waterways.

You couldn’t make it up😂
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2019, 09:20:35 PM »

i'd just think they were a fucking stupid cunt. no offence.

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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2019, 09:28:41 PM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2019, 09:32:56 PM »

Useless communist cunts.

Or something  monkey
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2019, 09:34:11 PM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters
Yes plenty of dykes. mcl
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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2019, 10:21:40 PM »

Took best part of a week to acknowledge it, no wonder locals are fucked off. Also noticed the mewling pencil has been absent in public awhile now. Not so much an election campaign, more damage limitation.

One party leader has a country to run, the other just has a country to protest about.

So what should Boris have done? Morphed into King Canute, perhaps?
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2019, 10:39:02 PM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters

So we didn't have floods when the water companies were ran by the state?

Massive infrastructure spending is required? Perhaps if we didn't have to build homes on flood plains because of YOUR open door immigration policies the problem wouldn't be half as bad.

Immigration is the biggest problem this country has today, every single left wing talking point is caused by it but you deliberately ignore the root cause to push communist propoganda.

NHS waiting lists - IMMIGRATION
Lack of social housing - IMMIGRATION
Lack of school places - IMMIGRATION
Can't see a GP - IMMIGRATION
Low or stagnant wages - IMMIGRATION
Lack of public transport - IMMIGRATION
Congested roads - IMMIGRATION

We technically could not build infrastructure fast enough to meet the demand of half a million immigrants a year coming into this country therefore it ALWAYS serves to reduce the quality of life for British working class people.

But clearly I'm just a racist despite the fact I don't give a fuck of the race of the immigrant as it makes fucking zero difference to the problem.

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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2019, 10:46:11 PM »

Immigration is no longer seen as the problem it once was. The BBC told me that this morning.

BBC News - General election 2019: Jeremy Corbyn rules out 'arbitrary' immigration target
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50423622
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2019, 11:02:28 PM »

To be fair we’d be fucked if the government hadn’t cut the numbers of immigrants entering our country over the last 10 years :alf:
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2019, 11:21:00 PM »

Immigration is no longer seen as the problem it once was. The BBC told me that this morning.

BBC News - General election 2019: Jeremy Corbyn rules out 'arbitrary' immigration target
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50423622

It's the usual subterfuge of the left, create a problem and them blame a faceless group of individuals. Usually the rich but occasionally the Jews.

We have an infinite quantity of resources and it's only evil capitalism stopping us all from a billionaire lifestyle.
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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2019, 11:55:02 PM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters

So we didn't have floods when the water companies were ran by the state?

Massive infrastructure spending is required? Perhaps if we didn't have to build homes on flood plains because of YOUR open door immigration policies the problem wouldn't be half as bad.

Immigration is the biggest problem this country has today, every single left wing talking point is caused by it but you deliberately ignore the root cause to push communist propoganda.

NHS waiting lists - IMMIGRATION
Lack of social housing - IMMIGRATION
Lack of school places - IMMIGRATION
Can't see a GP - IMMIGRATION
Low or stagnant wages - IMMIGRATION
Lack of public transport - IMMIGRATION
Congested roads - IMMIGRATION

We technically could not build infrastructure fast enough to meet the demand of half a million immigrants a year coming into this country therefore it ALWAYS serves to reduce the quality of life for British working class people.

But clearly I'm just a racist despite the fact I don't give a fuck of the race of the immigrant as it makes fucking zero difference to the problem.

 :lenin:

Jeez, you are so fucking boring
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« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2019, 07:30:11 AM »

i'd just think they were a fucking stupid cunt. no offence.


Get your own fuckin abuse and stop fuckin nickin mine eh.




 




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« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2019, 09:42:10 AM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters

So we didn't have floods when the water companies were ran by the state?

Massive infrastructure spending is required? Perhaps if we didn't have to build homes on flood plains because of YOUR open door immigration policies the problem wouldn't be half as bad.

Immigration is the biggest problem this country has today, every single left wing talking point is caused by it but you deliberately ignore the root cause to push communist propoganda.

NHS waiting lists - IMMIGRATION
Lack of social housing - IMMIGRATION
Lack of school places - IMMIGRATION
Can't see a GP - IMMIGRATION
Low or stagnant wages - IMMIGRATION
Lack of public transport - IMMIGRATION
Congested roads - IMMIGRATION

We technically could not build infrastructure fast enough to meet the demand of half a million immigrants a year coming into this country therefore it ALWAYS serves to reduce the quality of life for British working class people.

But clearly I'm just a racist despite the fact I don't give a fuck of the race of the immigrant as it makes fucking zero difference to the problem.

 :lenin:

That which makes Bob a boring twat - IMMIGRATION

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« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2019, 09:48:55 AM »

Immigration is no longer seen as the problem it once was. The BBC told me that this morning.

BBC News - General election 2019: Jeremy Corbyn rules out 'arbitrary' immigration target
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50423622

It's the usual subterfuge of the left, create a problem and them blame a faceless group of individuals. Usually the rich but occasionally the Jews.

We have an infinite quantity of resources and it's only evil capitalism stopping us all from a billionaire lifestyle.


This is, without a doubt, the least self-aware post ever on this board :)
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« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2019, 09:54:04 AM »

Britain is absolutely backwards in the way it manages its water. The EA is massively underfunded and the now privatised water boards who look after our storm water drainage are more interested in shareholder dividends than adding new capacity to the network.

Massive infrastructure spending is required, get the Dutch to do it. Swathes of their country is below sea level but they know how to manage flood waters

So we didn't have floods when the water companies were ran by the state?

Massive infrastructure spending is required? Perhaps if we didn't have to build homes on flood plains because of YOUR open door immigration policies the problem wouldn't be half as bad.

Immigration is the biggest problem this country has today, every single left wing talking point is caused by it but you deliberately ignore the root cause to push communist propoganda.

NHS waiting lists - IMMIGRATION
Lack of social housing - IMMIGRATION
Lack of school places - IMMIGRATION
Can't see a GP - IMMIGRATION
Low or stagnant wages - IMMIGRATION
Lack of public transport - IMMIGRATION
Congested roads - IMMIGRATION

We technically could not build infrastructure fast enough to meet the demand of half a million immigrants a year coming into this country therefore it ALWAYS serves to reduce the quality of life for British working class people.

But clearly I'm just a racist despite the fact I don't give a fuck of the race of the immigrant as it makes fucking zero difference to the problem.

 :lenin:

Jeez, you are so fucking boring

Is boring the new 'Spot on'?
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« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2019, 11:26:58 AM »

No mate, it is the new 'appealing to the lowest common denominator because it is the easiest assumption to make about extremely complex social situations'.  :lids:
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« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2019, 11:44:30 AM »

Took best part of a week to acknowledge it, no wonder locals are fucked off. Also noticed the mewling pencil has been absent in public awhile now. Not so much an election campaign, more damage limitation.

The locals are fucked off because they've been badly let down by their local council but, because that's a Labour council and they are thick fucking ex-pit donkeys who would vote for any turd with a red rosette, they can't blame them. So it's Boris' fault that their drainage dykes, culverts and ditches and haven't been cleared for years, rivers are no longer dredged properly and it pissed down for a few weeks.
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« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2019, 11:50:59 AM »

Took best part of a week to acknowledge it, no wonder locals are fucked off. Also noticed the mewling pencil has been absent in public awhile now. Not so much an election campaign, more damage limitation.

The locals are fucked off because they've been badly let down by their local council but, because that's a Labour council and they are thick fucking ex-pit donkeys who would vote for any turd with a red rosette, they can't blame them. So it's Boris' fault that their drainage dykes, culverts and ditches and haven't been cleared for years, rivers are no longer dredged properly and it pissed down for a few weeks.

Can just imagine you going to somewhere like Donny and chucking insults like that around to a load of ex miners 
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« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2019, 12:37:03 PM »

He’s played rugger, he’d be fine.
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« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2019, 12:41:54 PM »

Did some boxing at Fauntleroy Prep School For Mummy’s Little Princes 
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« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2019, 01:10:04 PM »

Did some boxing at Fauntleroy Prep School For Mummy’s Little Princes 

It was St Tiggywinkle's Prep School for Mummies' Little Sausages.

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« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2019, 01:19:22 PM »

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« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2019, 01:46:42 PM »

There are plenty of thick ex-pit donkeys around here too (about 13 miles from Fishlake) they take the abuse fairly well.




For the record It was Hutton Rudby Primary School then Yarm School.
I tried to get in to St Tiggywinkle's Prep School for Mummies' Little Sausages but I was considered far too rough being a half-Paddy from Billingham. I expect that Matty and Clam would have been accepted without a problem because they wouldn't care if you're fat or skinny, as long as you're a total fucking soft-arse.

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« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2019, 01:48:31 PM »

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