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« on: April 16, 2018, 07:23:09 AM »
My partner turns 50 tomorrow, now should I buy her gifts 🎁, card and balloons 🎈
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Send her a “ get the fuck out “ text

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2018, 07:25:58 AM »
Boob job

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2018, 07:30:04 AM »
Doesn’t need anything doing to be fair ,

Well, elocution lessons maybe to rid the mackem twang  klins
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2018, 07:35:41 AM »
50 year old and doesnt need a bit of a lift? Impressive.

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2018, 07:37:52 AM »
send her a card with this on

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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2018, 07:40:41 AM »
or this...
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2018, 02:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Minge on April 16, 2018, 07:30:04 AM
Doesn’t need anything doing to be fair ,

Well, elocution lessons maybe to rid the mackem twang  klins


"Partner" who doesn't need anything doing to her 50 year old slangers?

 




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I KNEW IT!

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2018, 02:40:30 PM »
A musical birthday card could be a nice touch. Here's some ideas for songs to use...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f85c2MnT6E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHsSEDiZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQn_yC37XkY
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2018, 04:35:18 PM »
See, in my mind.........
Only last year I'd bought her a 4k euro engagement ring ,
That should be enough for the next 10 years .

Anyway, Bought her a teddy , card,
Pandora charms and a £50 note in the card.


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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2018, 04:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Minge on April 16, 2018, 04:35:18 PM
See, in my mind.........
Only last year I'd bought her a 4k euro engagement ring ,
That should be enough for the next 10 years .

Anyway, Bought her a teddy , card,
Pandora charms and a £50 note in the card.



How much you spending on "our Janes "  18th presents.  monkey
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2018, 04:44:07 PM »
Funny you should say that, Jane says she's got a special present for me when it's her birthday .

She can be a funny little thing sometimes 
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2018, 05:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Minge on April 16, 2018, 04:35:18 PM
See, in my mind.........
Only last year I'd bought her a 4k euro engagement ring ,
That should be enough for the next 10 years .

Anyway, Bought her a teddy , card,
Pandora charms and a £50 note in the card.




Plus you can serenade with your new guitar.

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As if.
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2018, 06:38:46 PM »
Unfortunately I’ll be too busy with helping dire straits, mark has injured his hand , so I’m stepping in  :homer:


I’m buying a very nice Gibson electric , giving the mush in the shop a ton a week for awhile   , when I owe the last £50 he’s going to drop it off at ours , saying his mate is selling this for a daft £50 if you want it  

.....down there for dancing  :chrisk:



(Kev, say nowt to Ry, he’ll drop me in it just for the craic  charles)  :like:
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2018, 06:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Minge on April 16, 2018, 06:38:46 PM
Unfortunately I’ll be too busy with helping dire straits, mark has injured his hand , so I’m stepping in  :homer:


That would have to be dire straits.

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