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« on: February 11, 2018, 11:54:58 PM »

 or planning to?
I have 3 different ideas of books i want to write at some point. Just wondered how you went about it if you did.
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 12:01:51 AM »

A mate of mine just wrote one and self published on Amazon.

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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 12:33:49 AM »

A mate of mine just wrote one and self published on Amazon.



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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2018, 12:40:16 AM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2018, 12:44:28 AM »

I've several manuscripts of fiction that could be considered such.

The closest I came to publication was back in 2005 when I had a 'deal' with a publisher. I say deal because it was very early stages but they liked what I sent them (non fiction) and told me they would be looking to go ahead with it in 2006. There was a few months of chatter back and forth before I pulled out and it's never seen the light of day since.

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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 12:55:09 AM »

There's not many read one, never mind ritt one
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2018, 01:00:43 AM »

A mate of mine just wrote one and self published on Amazon.



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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2018, 01:02:34 AM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.

What would you call it?
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2018, 01:03:10 AM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.


What did your grandma do?

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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2018, 09:00:09 AM »

A mate of mine just wrote one and self published on Amazon.



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You are Joe.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2018, 10:22:40 AM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.

What would you call it?

I would call it "Anyone on here ever WRITTEN a book?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2018, 10:53:37 AM »

My mate told me he'd started writing a book and had drafted the 1st few pages. It was supposed to be about his childhood and life on a rough Middlesbrough council estate. All he did was slag off a long list people (e.g. so and so was alright but was a bit of a wanker). I said you can't write that as you get sued and publishers would throw it back at you. He stopped after that.  charles charles
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2018, 11:26:18 AM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.

What would you call it?

I would call it "Anyone on here ever WRITTEN a book?"
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2018, 12:25:23 PM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.

What would you call it?

I would call it "Anyone on here ever WRITTEN a book?"
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Would the "on here" be reffering to planet Earth
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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2018, 12:44:00 PM »

"Anyone on here ever wrote a book?"

No, but I'm thinking of writing one on grammar.

What would you call it?

I would call it "Anyone on here ever WRITTEN a book?"
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Would the "on here" be reffering to planet Earth

Looks like you need Terry's book more than you think 
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« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2018, 12:51:01 PM »

Wat du yu meen like
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« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2018, 01:26:02 PM »

Wat du yu meen like

try spelling it in  Teesside accent 'worrayameanlike'
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2018, 01:49:08 PM »

Wat du yu meen like

try spelling it in  Teesside accent 'worrayameanlike'
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2018, 03:56:17 PM »


You are Joe.

Noooooo - you are Joe!

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Oh.... hold on.... that means you have your hand up my arse. 

I may have to rethink this.
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2018, 04:40:00 PM »

Ive always believed it is so disappointing that there is not more writing about Teesside culture. My childhood was amazing and so many experiences that I struggle to provide for my children
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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2018, 06:47:41 PM »

Not wrote a book but I have had small section in a book  :pope2:
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2018, 07:01:18 PM »

I was going to write a book about limbo dancing but some twat stole my idea.

Bastards.How low can you go :basil:
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