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« on: January 12, 2018, 09:01:30 PM »

What's the weirdest thing you've seen in your local boozer?

Me and Mrs Dwarf wandered into The Fleece for tea tonight to be confronted by half a dozen French farmer types dressed in full tweed belting out Ca íra in front of the bar. I was tempted to go elsewhere but it seems they were just on some visit to Lancaster University.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2018, 09:11:17 PM »

An old Southbank local sat in the commercial bar bollock naked on a Sunday dinnertime.
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2018, 09:19:24 PM »

A LAD RODE HIS BIKE INTO THE BLUE LION BAR IN THORNABY BOLLOCK NAKED mick rava
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 09:42:59 PM »

I wasn't in. But a lad got barred from the Peters in Southbank so came in and disrupted a game of snooker. With his horse charles
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2018, 10:47:34 PM »

Robbso, South Bank was always great for a laugh in the pubs and clubs,
I remember Eater Sunday years ago a well know old dear took a goat upstairs in the old Albion
the door man told her no way she said its in the Easter bonnet parade,, and it only fucking won it,
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2018, 10:54:54 PM »

I only got in there once. I was on leave. My bro in law took me in, I was 17 fantastic. When I came out of the mob I moved back to Southbank by choice. Loved it. They held a kangaroo court in the commercial in the 70's a suspected kiddy fiddler. The barmaid had to run to the old cop shop. They found him guilty and were trying to lynch him. It was a Friday afternnon charles
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2018, 11:02:13 PM »

Do you remember Bev Bulmer, we were sat in Queens early one Friday night
Bev sitting there bare chested sticking little tin badges in his flesh if you bought him a half,
I was born and bred there as were my kids and remember the old days fondly,
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 11:12:46 PM »

Could write a book. One bloke drank in the princess Alice and the commercial. He, at the time was a bum. His party piece when skint and wanting another beer was to put his hand on the dartboard and offer some one 3 darts at the board for a pint. He possessed many scars. One drunken afternoon he was skint and duly obliged, 2 darts stuck in the back of his hand. Never flinched. A young lad boozing with us convinced himself it was a trick and a piss take. We opened a pot for the daft twat and challenged him to go for it. He put his hand on the board we put our best dart player. Never heard screams like it oh and he got fuck all because he only lasted one dart.
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 11:15:17 PM »

Do you remember Bev Bulmer, we were sat in Queens early one Friday night
Bev sitting there bare chested sticking little tin badges in his flesh if you bought him a half,
I was born and bred there as were my kids and remember the old days fondly,

Fuck me. Read the darts one. Bev ended up being a cook in a pub somewhere. Cleaned himself up. Remember mad Andy Morris? My uncle monkey
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 11:19:27 PM »

Naked pool in the brown jug eston..someone nicked my belt when i fell asleep having a shit in the jug aswell..
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2018, 11:22:42 PM »

That wasnt the shit in the urinal was it
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2018, 11:23:42 PM »

That wasnt the shit in the urinal was it
That was the teal  mcl
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2018, 11:32:11 PM »

I remember the name Andy Morris, I left in 81 when me and the first wife split but I used to go back
for a week end every six or seven weeks loved the pubs and clubs every night was a fun night
back then, I reckon we might know each other as we seem to be the sort of age,
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2018, 11:39:20 PM »

Youre a bit older than me fella. I met you about 6 years ago in Benidorm outside your old bar. Jimmy Jefferson was my bro in laws dad.Hughie. Albion chairman at one point I think.

If my memory is good you have a Liverpool tat you got when you were a kid. Mick Monroe is a friend of mine. Still funny.
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2018, 11:41:03 PM »

Ah got you now, small world,
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2018, 11:45:25 PM »

 :beer: :like:
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2018, 10:28:32 AM »

I bet he is a right ugly cunt Benidorm.


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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2018, 10:50:31 AM »

I only got in there once. I was on leave. My bro in law took me in, I was 17 fantastic. When I came out of the mob I moved back to Southbank by choice. Loved it. They held a kangaroo court in the commercial in the 70's a suspected kiddy fiddler. The barmaid had to run to the old cop shop. They found him guilty and were trying to lynch him. It was a Friday afternnon charles

 
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2018, 07:15:41 PM »

I remember the name Andy Morris, I left in 81 when me and the first wife split but I used to go back
for a week end every six or seven weeks loved the pubs and clubs every night was a fun night
back then, I reckon we might know each other as we seem to be the sort of age,


All that's left now is the erimus, Just, the Albion, just and the Peters.

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2018, 07:23:39 PM »

The landlord of the clevo used to squat on the bar and impersonate Quasimodo,
And carol the barmaid used to short change you every time
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2018, 07:36:59 PM »

The Cleveland in Southbank? which land lord, the last one I remember was Sammy Douglas. Fucking nail and beauty shop now souey
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2018, 08:00:14 PM »

what was the name of that big white pub just of normanby rd,had my first pint in there, :mido: :beer:
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2018, 08:14:16 PM »

The Cleveland, next door to where Morgan's is now?
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2018, 08:37:43 PM »

The Cleveland, next door to where Morgan's is now?
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I thought it was the Cleveland but it was knocked down yet you said it was a beauty and nail shop,make your fucking mind up. :tp4:
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2018, 08:45:26 PM »

It wasn't the Cleveland then you plank :gaz: How far down Normanby Road??
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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2018, 08:58:45 PM »

 :meltdown: , the clevo
There was only one clevo, it called the Dubliners now.
Near thornaby train station
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« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2018, 09:04:31 PM »

No, there was more than one Clevo :basil:
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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2018, 09:05:12 PM »

It wasn't the Cleveland then you plank :gaz: How far down Normanby Road??
it was near  where morgans is now,im sure it was the Cleveland,think it shut down in the eighties and then knocked down, big white building,think it was a camerons house.
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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2018, 09:06:11 PM »

South Bank had the Cleveland Club and the Cleveland pub,
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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2018, 09:07:44 PM »

It wasn't the Cleveland then you plank :gaz: How far down Normanby Road??
it was near  where morgans is now,im sure it was the Cleveland,think it shut down in the eighties and then knocked down, big white building,think it was a camerons house.

It was never knocked down.
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« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2018, 09:15:09 PM »

It wasn't the Cleveland then you plank :gaz: How far down Normanby Road??
it was near  where morgans is now,im sure it was the Cleveland,think it shut down in the eighties and then knocked down, big white building,think it was a camerons house.

It was never knocked down.
it fucking was,they must have rebuilt it , :tp4:
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« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2018, 09:18:51 PM »

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No it wasn't, the Pakistani family who had the shop on Redcar road for years bought it, at one time it was going to be a restaurant. He made some alterations to it then opened it for his wife as a nail and beauty salon, his missus is a white girl. That might cause some foaming at the mouth charles
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« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2018, 09:22:10 PM »

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No it wasn't, the Pakistani family who had the shop on Redcar road for years bought it, at one time it was going to be a restaurant. He made some alterations to it then opened it for his wife as a nail and beauty salon, his missus is a white girl. That might cause some foaming at the mouth charles
the fuckers still there,!!, off to the cons club now on redcar rd west for a pint. mcl
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« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2018, 09:33:03 PM »

They knocked it down mate jc
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« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2018, 09:38:02 PM »

Great memories of the Newmarket  :like:
How the fuck i managed to get to the Park End some nights i will never know :beer:
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« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2018, 09:41:13 PM »

They knocked it down mate jc
that was the joke, :duh:
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« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2018, 09:51:32 PM »

I was in the Wee Willie having a Sunday lunchtime drink with my new girlfriend watching the pub singers when suddenly her Dad walked in with his mistress.
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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2018, 09:58:24 PM »

They knocked it down mate jc
that was the joke, :duh:
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« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2018, 11:31:30 PM »

Oak Leaf?
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« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2018, 11:40:27 PM »

The oak leaf was on Normanby road, near the kiosk, there's a police station there now.
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« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2018, 11:52:11 PM »

what was the name of that big white pub just of normanby rd,had my first pint in there, :mido: :beer:
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« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2018, 12:07:34 AM »

Oak Leaf?
the Cleveland johnny,never went in the oakleaf,(I may have went in once when it was just gi's or something like that.)
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« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2018, 02:16:08 AM »

The Oak Leaf in the early seventies was probably the most popular
pub in Teesside, for young and old, three big rooms and a massive concert room upstairs,
I reckon I wasted my youth and wages in there,
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« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2018, 07:06:38 AM »

My first pint was 65p, and I think is was Newcastle exhibition
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« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2018, 09:12:14 AM »

was in a pub in pontefract one night and a lad stripped off put his todger in a bread bun and was walking around inviting people to bite on it to the queen song 'dont stop me now'
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