Best thing about the Asian subcontinent

[El Capitan]

Is the toileting facilities. Why don’t we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

[Pile]

How is Adam Curry these days?

[monkeyman]

Is the toileting facilities. Why don’t we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

 

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

[grogsy]

It's distance from the UK 

[El Capitan]

Is the toileting facilities. Why don’t we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. It’s a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  

[CLEM FANDANGO]

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










 

[Pile]

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.

fighting fire with fire.

[El Capitan]

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










 

Hot??

What the fuck sort of deviant ARE you

[CLEM FANDANGO]

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










 

Hot??

What the fuck sort of deviant ARE you

You will never know.



Or will you?

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Have you heard Phileas Fag  

 

And his "man" Ass-part-oooh.

[El Capitan]

When you’re away half the year, is it really a holiday? Who knows.

Sri Lanka in Oct for the test series though 

[towz]

I've often thought this, British toilet hygiene leaves a lot to be desired, scraping residual shit off your arsehole with a bit of paper is hardly hygenic. Far better to give it a good wash with soap and water, dry it off and way yu go, not smelling of shit

[Sunnyman]

Visited Japan a couple of years ago.  I would use the bog even if I didn’t want a shite.....just for the fucking pervy thrills 

[RIK MAYALL]

Is the toileting facilities. Why don’t we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. It’s a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  

On holiday for the beat part of two weeks and spent every day posting on COB.
What a great fucking holiday.

[Ben G]

This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.

[CLEM FANDANGO]

This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.

Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash)?

 

[monkeyman]

Is the toileting facilities. Why don’t we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. It’s a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  

On holiday for the beat part of two weeks and spent every day posting on COB.
What a great fucking holiday.

   

[Wee_Willie]

I've often thought this, British toilet hygiene leaves a lot to be desired, scraping residual shit off your arsehole with a bit of paper is hardly hygenic. Far better to give it a good wash with soap and water, dry it off and way yu go, not smelling of shit

I agree, its hole-ly inadequate

Was a piece in gazetw recently about hot tubs and sanitation bloke who tested em said aberage person has up to ONE GRAM of fecal matter in their arse crack

ONE FUCKING GRAM how grim is that. Dirty bastards

I always clean thoroughly otherwise she complains a bit during rimming.

[Sockets]

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










 

 

[Flar]

Glad to see your commitment to COB doesn't wane when you are away on holiday.

[El Capitan]

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. It’s just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too 


I don’t get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home 

[Robbso]

I don't post when I'm on holiday. I can't see what's wrong with it though. Surely for people who enjoy lounging by the pool or a beach it's the ideal time to browse the internet or read a book or whatever they want. Surely posting from work is worse.

[Flar]

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. It’s just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too 


I don’t get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home 

I think the implication is that when on holiday, normally one would have more interesting things to do than be on their phone.

Most people who do the things you mentioned, do so when bored (ie at work, on the train, having a poo) - it's not their life

[El Capitan]

Interesting like lying on the beach supping 65p beers from a shack?

I generally read more books on holiday too 

[El Capitan]

Shame.

[Johnny Thunder]

Fuckin hell Faithy lad. That is poor.

That's the sort of shite I would expect from SF.



 

[CapsDave]

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. It’s just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too 


I don’t get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home 

I think the implication is that when on holiday, normally one would have more interesting things to do than be on their phone.

Most people who do the things you mentioned, do so when bored (ie at work, on the train, having a poo) - it's not their life

People still have poos on holiday.

[Dwight Teaandtelly]

Phileas Fag 

What kind of thicket doesn’t know that they use Bidets just over the channel.

[El Capitan]

Who the fucks on about bidets? 

[Robbso]

Well that escalated quickly. Bidets  indeed

[Bill Buxton]

No such thing as an Asian subcontinent.There is an Indian subcontinent though.My view for what it's worth is that India is a shit hole and their politicians are even more corrupt than ours.Not to mention the enormous disparity of wealth.Would never go there again even if you paid me.

[Johnny Thunder]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

[El Capitan]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

Don’t bring Skelton into this 

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Fuckin hell Faithy lad. That is poor.

That's the sort of shite I would expect from SF.



 

YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT.

 

My shite is better than Bland Filth's and always will be. 

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 

Signed

A VERY disappointed tramp

Well.. I guess it had to happen some time.

BF has said something amusing.

 

Well done BF.  Keep up the good work you cheeky little sausage.







PS:  actually lol'd

[El Capitan]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 

Trying too hard. Shame.

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 

Trying too hard. Shame.

That hurts.

Shouldn't you be holidaying doing exciting things and...er.. stuff.