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« on: January 13, 2018, 03:32:17 PM »

Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2018, 03:35:17 PM »

How is Adam Curry these days?
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2018, 03:36:04 PM »

Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






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Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2018, 03:36:29 PM »

It's distance from the UK  :pope2:
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2018, 03:37:50 PM »

Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. Itís a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  :matty:
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2018, 03:37:59 PM »

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2018, 03:39:10 PM »

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.

fighting fire with fire.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2018, 03:40:52 PM »

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










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Hot??

What the fuck sort of deviant ARE you
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2018, 03:45:43 PM »

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










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Hot??

What the fuck sort of deviant ARE you

You will never know.



Or will you?
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2018, 03:50:08 PM »

Have you heard Phileas Fag  :matty: :alf:

 :tp3: charles :alastair:

And his "man" Ass-part-oooh.
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2018, 03:52:16 PM »

When youíre away half the year, is it really a holiday? Who knows.

Sri Lanka in Oct for the test series though  :mido: :mido:
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2018, 03:53:20 PM »

I've often thought this, British toilet hygiene leaves a lot to be desired, scraping residual shit off your arsehole with a bit of paper is hardly hygenic. Far better to give it a good wash with soap and water, dry it off and way yu go, not smelling of shit
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2018, 04:30:18 PM »

Visited Japan a couple of years ago.  I would use the bog even if I didnít want a shite.....just for the fucking pervy thrills  :alf:
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2018, 09:27:01 PM »

Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. Itís a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  :matty:

On holiday for the beat part of two weeks and spent every day posting on COB.
What a great fucking holiday.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2018, 11:03:55 PM »

This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.


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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2018, 11:21:05 PM »

This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.




Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash)?

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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2018, 11:34:17 PM »

Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. Itís a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  :matty:

On holiday for the beat part of two weeks and spent every day posting on COB.
What a great fucking holiday.
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2018, 08:37:32 AM »

I've often thought this, British toilet hygiene leaves a lot to be desired, scraping residual shit off your arsehole with a bit of paper is hardly hygenic. Far better to give it a good wash with soap and water, dry it off and way yu go, not smelling of shit

I agree, its hole-ly inadequate

Was a piece in gazetw recently about hot tubs and sanitation bloke who tested em said aberage person has up to ONE GRAM of fecal matter in their arse crack

ONE FUCKING GRAM how grim is that. Dirty bastards

I always clean thoroughly otherwise she complains a bit during rimming.
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2018, 10:30:27 AM »

I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2018, 12:31:58 PM »

Glad to see your commitment to COB doesn't wane when you are away on holiday.
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2018, 12:38:43 PM »

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. Itís just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too  :mido:


I donít get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home  :pd:
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2018, 12:50:50 PM »

I don't post when I'm on holiday. I can't see what's wrong with it though. Surely for people who enjoy lounging by the pool or a beach it's the ideal time to browse the internet or read a book or whatever they want. Surely posting from work is worse.
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2018, 12:51:31 PM »

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. Itís just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too  :mido:


I donít get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home  :pd:

I think the implication is that when on holiday, normally one would have more interesting things to do than be on their phone.

Most people who do the things you mentioned, do so when bored (ie at work, on the train, having a poo) - it's not their life
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2018, 12:54:37 PM »

Interesting like lying on the beach supping 65p beers from a shack?

I generally read more books on holiday too  :pd:
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2018, 01:17:18 PM »

Shame.
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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2018, 01:28:11 PM »

Fuckin hell Faithy lad. That is poor.

That's the sort of shite I would expect from SF.



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« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2018, 01:41:59 PM »

I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. Itís just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too  :mido:


I donít get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home  :pd:

I think the implication is that when on holiday, normally one would have more interesting things to do than be on their phone.

Most people who do the things you mentioned, do so when bored (ie at work, on the train, having a poo) - it's not their life

People still have poos on holiday.
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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2018, 02:59:06 PM »

Phileas Fag  :nige:

What kind of thicket doesnít know that they use Bidets just over the channel.
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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2018, 03:12:44 PM »

Who the fucks on about bidets? 
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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2018, 03:19:57 PM »

Well that escalated quickly. Bidets  indeed charles
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« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2018, 03:27:03 PM »

No such thing as an Asian subcontinent.There is an Indian subcontinent though.My view for what it's worth is that India is a shit hole and their politicians are even more corrupt than ours.Not to mention the enormous disparity of wealth.Would never go there again even if you paid me.
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« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2018, 03:29:00 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 
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« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2018, 03:36:19 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

Donít bring Skelton into this  :redcard:
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« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2018, 03:51:21 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2018, 04:13:01 PM »

Fuckin hell Faithy lad. That is poor.

That's the sort of shite I would expect from SF.



 mcl

YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT.

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My shite is better than Bland Filth's and always will be. 


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« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2018, 04:16:50 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

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« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2018, 04:21:55 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:

Signed

A VERY disappointed tramp



Well.. I guess it had to happen some time.

BF has said something amusing.

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Well done BF.  Keep up the good work you cheeky little sausage.







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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2018, 05:27:53 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:


Trying too hard. Shame.
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« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2018, 05:47:47 PM »

Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:


Trying too hard. Shame.

That hurts.

Shouldn't you be holidaying doing exciting things and...er.. stuff.

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