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« on: January 11, 2018, 09:11:20 PM »

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/couples-fury-after-restaurant-calls-14140811

This is just TOO Boro  :alf:  souey
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 09:41:05 PM »

Haha I remember Jase from The Colloseum and Powerhouse  :alf:
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 10:04:27 PM »

Apparently they live on the same road as me and the press have been to their house earlier.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 10:23:45 PM »

That's fucking brilliant, some of the comments underneath are as funny as the story.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 10:25:13 PM »

That is outstanding  :nige:
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 11:45:46 PM »

They were wearing their new Christmas clothes, oh well that obviously makes them classy.
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2018, 12:43:40 AM »

HE ORDERED A PARMO AND IT WAS GREASY  mick rava FUCKING CNANCERS WHO WHERE PROBABLY SKINT
FUCKING NEVER LET THEM IN AGAIN :like:
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 08:15:30 AM »

"we are in the home fragrance business"

Poor bastards, bet even their farts smell of roses   charles charles
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 08:19:16 AM »

You wouldn’t eat 6 of 8 prawns if you thought they were shit .
Melted cheese on the parmo I guess would be a bit greasy, that’s just what cheese does when it’s melted.

Chancers  :wanker:
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 08:21:17 AM »

Prawn Connoisseur

 










Fucking scumbags.

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2018, 08:22:14 AM »

Favourite line was the "henri lloyd" jumper  :nige:

shouldnt laugh but by fuck have they made it hard not to

never been in oven, never fancied it as the outside looks like a salvage yard but not sure how far up their own arse they must be for a food place on linthorpe road in boro

sounds to me like they were made for each other
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2018, 08:25:53 AM »

"....are the Gazette sure it wasn't "prawn imitator" not connoisseur "

Brilliant.   charles

Restaurant have been childish, but I'd have been tempted to bite back somehow after having them through the door, scrounging a meal and then complaining online.

Here's a thought - how long before they appear on COB as a new member character, threatening to break our windows for slagging them off   :alf:
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2018, 08:29:21 AM »

“We lived in Dubai for five years - we are not riff raff.”

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2018, 08:30:32 AM »

“We lived in Dubai for five years - we are not riff raff.”

  rava

"we got in the home fragrance business in Dubai, after standing in toilets squirting people with fancy aftershaves and perfumes.  They were 3 star hotels an all"
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2018, 08:32:14 AM »

was just one corker after another

loved it
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2018, 08:35:10 AM »

Best article i've read for a while that, and The Oven is decent so fair play to them for telling the two jumped up skip rats to fuck off
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2018, 08:47:01 AM »

You just know all their scratty mates will be backing them up on Facebook over it


“OMG that’s desgustin hun. U shud ring the daily mail xxx”
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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2018, 10:48:55 AM »

Free meal, bit of publicity in the 4th estate and probably a few quid out of it.  Winning!
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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2018, 10:54:04 AM »

You just know all their scratty mates will be backing them up on Facebook over it


“OMG that’s desgustin hun. U shud ring the daily mail xxx”
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« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2018, 11:26:17 AM »

" I thought the prawns were rubbery"

If you liked them why send them back ?  

Nice story blind_faith . Keep em coming.   :nige:
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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2018, 11:30:23 AM »

If you choose to eat in a linthorpe road establishment then what do you expect

shite food and henri lloyd jumpers lost
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« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2018, 11:37:15 AM »

Went to The Oven once, it was ok, nothing special.

Not a patch on Fellini's.
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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2018, 12:02:21 PM »

Went to The Oven once, it was ok, nothing special.

Not a patch on Fellini's.

Does that curly haired tosspot have a restaurant too?  Can't imagine he's particularly hygienic

 
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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2018, 12:15:41 PM »

If you choose to eat in a linthorpe road establishment then what do you expect

shite food and henri lloyd jumpers lost

I wouldn't wear one of them to a shit fight.
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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2018, 12:23:19 PM »

Keeping it for best?
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2018, 12:26:25 PM »

£70 for a top?  :tp2:
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2018, 12:30:14 PM »

Went to The Oven once, it was ok, nothing special.

Not a patch on Fellini's.

Always liked Fellinis, more of a genuine restaurant type feel rather than high churnover of uno memento/joe rigs and all the rest of the shite further up the road

70 pound for a top, is he fucking made of money or what. he must be some kind of gangster rapper
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2018, 12:49:42 PM »

“I had a peach jumper with pull-up sleeves, which was brand new and some shiny black leather pants and boots which were also brand new as they were my Christmas clothes,” said Jo.

“(Jason) had a Henri Lloyd top, which cost £70 and isn’t cheap or scruffy - we were dressed smartly

 
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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2018, 01:09:03 PM »

"I had a peach jumper with pull-up sleeves, which was brand new and some shiny black leather pants and boots "

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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2018, 01:10:24 PM »


Always liked Fellinis, more of a genuine restaurant type feel rather than high churnover of uno memento/joe rigs and all the rest of the shite further up the road


Yeah they knock up a decent Pizza those Albanians.
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2018, 01:25:44 PM »

Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2018, 01:29:07 PM »

Exactly.

It’s Boro FFS, if they turned away every bloke wearing Henri Lloyd clothing they’d go out of business in a month. There’s obviously more to it than that
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2018, 01:58:54 PM »

I know of her and I can confirm that she is rough as fuck.

The leather pants will have been more fishy than the prawns i guarantee it.
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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2018, 03:18:33 PM »

Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles

I'm sorry you're upset that i made fun of your henri lloyd jumper

hows the candle business going?
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« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2018, 03:19:37 PM »

I know of her and I can confirm that she is rough as fuck.

The leather pants will have been more fishy than the prawns i guarantee it.

 charles
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« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2018, 03:26:20 PM »

Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles

I'm sorry you're upset that i made fun of your henri lloyd jumper

hows the candle business going?

Times are hard, it's difficult to get good quality fat these days due to the proliferation of takeaways, so hard that even the Henri Lloyd jumper is snide   souey
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« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2018, 03:27:40 PM »

I know of her and I can confirm that she is rough as fuck.

The leather pants will have been more fishy than the prawns i guarantee it.

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« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2018, 04:44:38 PM »

It's fake news,no Gazette face.
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« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2018, 04:48:03 PM »

Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles

I'm sorry you're upset that i made fun of your henri lloyd jumper

hows the candle business going?

Times are hard, it's difficult to get good quality fat these days due to the proliferation of takeaways, so hard that even the Henri Lloyd jumper is snide   souey

it's ok mate, you can always take comfort in the fact that you are not Lapscock
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« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2018, 08:57:44 PM »

It's ok blind_faith, I'd be angry too if I lugged about metal tubes for a living, day in, day out  :gaz:
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« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2018, 10:53:22 PM »

I wouldnt be angry if i did that

Id be fit without needing to go to gym, proud to earn an honest living and have good crack with sound lads who back each other up

Sounds like youre scared of scaffs  :matty:

What job do you do that makes you feel entitled to sneer at men doing a job you couldnt?

Or are you too embarrassed to say
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« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2018, 11:59:07 PM »

I can't see how anything I have said makes it look like I am scared of scaffs.

I'm an E&I Engineer but mainly just work as a consultant part time these days, and for the record, anyone with two arms and legs could be a scaff, no brain required.
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« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2018, 02:59:35 AM »

Thats fuck all special, met plenty of them who were of average intelligence but more notable, all boring gobshites. You don’t disappoint on either of those counts  :wanker:

Maybe wrapping fittings isnt the most mentally taxing job in the world but its honest graft and Ive met a few scaffs whove moved up and/or progressed their careers in other directions who would stand you on your head. As crocket has pointed out, yiu dont bring anything to this board, you never have and so i see nothing to indicate any real intelligence in you.

Its pathetic that you choose to sneer at lads who have done the best with the education they received.  Many a gentleman among them unlike the sneaky, self-serving e&i types who never stick together.
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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2018, 12:30:45 PM »

I never said it was special.

Let us make no mistakes, you are the biggest gobshite keyboard warrior on here.

Of course some Engineers are of average intelligence, I dare say one or two scaffs are of average intelligence too  :nige:
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« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2018, 12:45:27 PM »

Don’t know why anyone would think that about BF?

He never goes on about being absolutely fucking solid or anything
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« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2018, 02:52:46 PM »

Don’t know why anyone would think that about BF?

He never goes on about being absolutely fucking solid or anything

Tongue in cheek you stupid bastard

Obviously im being too subtle for you  souey

Its like i dont really believe you are as much of a faggotty snowflake shithouse in real life as you make out here
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« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2018, 03:55:47 PM »

Don’t know why anyone would think that about BF?

He never goes on about being absolutely fucking solid or anything

Tongue in cheek you stupid bastard

Obviously im being too subtle for you  souey

Its like i dont really believe you are as much of a faggotty snowflake shithouse in real life as you make out here

 


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« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2018, 07:03:44 PM »

Don’t know why anyone would think that about BF?

He never goes on about being absolutely fucking solid or anything

Tongue in cheek you stupid bastard

Obviously im being too subtle for you  souey

Its like i dont really believe you are as much of a faggotty snowflake shithouse in real life as you make out here

 


The COB classic!

Ok, i just said that to make a point

I do really believe youre that much of a faggoty snowflake shithouse

Enjoy your poverty holiday
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