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« on: January 11, 2018, 05:11:26 PM »

'So fin what' yer might say. But I ask you, when was the last time you polished yours?  Bet yer just normally give them a rub with a cloth to make them respectable.

Got the Churry Blossom out to give them a rrrrrrich lustrous shine. Going the extra mile for Gout Night tonight.

I'll wear my shoes with pride tonight and maybe I'll even be complimented on them, you just never know!

   
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 05:13:40 PM »

I polished them on Sunday.

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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 05:14:56 PM »

WELCOME ABOARD!   jc
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 05:25:20 PM »

Used to use the cherry red smooth leather polish for the docs

Mind you don't get any on the yellow laces  :tp1:
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 05:28:42 PM »

I took my laces out first so I could give them a full polish without getting it on the laces. Must say the shoes look a lot better than when I just make them respectable with a cloth and nail brush to clean up the sides.
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 05:30:10 PM »

So any road, if yer see anyone with shiny shoes on tonight   
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2018, 05:34:07 PM »

I took my laces out first so I could give them a full polish without getting it on the laces. Must say the shoes look a lot better than when I just make them respectable with a cloth and nail brush to clean up the sides.

Meant the yellow stitching.

You could see yourself in them docs. Spotless.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2018, 05:36:06 PM »

 jc

http://www.goutschool.com/uncategorized/footwear-for-gout/
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2018, 05:47:00 PM »

Were you in the armed forces TM?



You have several common traits.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2018, 06:58:31 PM »

did you blacken up n'all
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2018, 08:41:29 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2018, 08:45:04 PM »

 jc

Why the fk has he got some bacon chops on his bonce?
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2018, 10:53:02 PM »

Hamed  coat
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2018, 04:35:09 AM »

Do you have to have polished shoes for gout night ?
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2018, 10:33:10 AM »

I polish mine and our lasses work shoes every weekend.
A habit from schooldays.
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2018, 03:31:39 PM »

I polish mine and our lasses work shoes every weekend.
A habit from schooldays.

Once a fag always a fag.

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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2018, 04:35:16 PM »

You'd know.
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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2018, 04:43:54 PM »

You'd know.

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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2018, 05:39:17 PM »

Hamed  coat

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« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2018, 06:16:59 PM »

I polish mine and our lasses work shoes every weekend.
A habit from schooldays.


Do you roast her arse in front of the fire as well?





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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2018, 06:18:54 PM »

No, just polish her shoes for her.

Does your wife dry the piss out of your trousers for you by roasting you in front of your oil-filled radiator?
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« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2018, 06:19:38 PM »

You need some new material terry....
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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2018, 06:22:40 PM »

I fear you need new nappies is coming monkey
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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2018, 06:24:42 PM »

 monkey Probably robbso.



He's so predictable,  a mido replacement.
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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2018, 06:29:54 PM »

So I'm predictable and you're a stinking old cunt.
We all have our crosses to bear.
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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2018, 06:31:44 PM »

monkey Probably robbso.



He's so predictable,  a mido replacement.

He's a cut above Mido
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2018, 06:37:34 PM »

So I'm predictable and you're a stinking old cunt.
We all have our crosses to bear.

Oooooooooooooooohh

 
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2018, 06:39:40 PM »

He's the one who shares his home with goats and pigs.


The smelly country cunt.
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2018, 06:40:19 PM »

So I'm predictable and you're a stinking old cunt.
We all have our crosses to bear.

Oooooooooooooooohh

 

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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2018, 09:36:45 PM »

He's the one who shares his home with goats and pigs.


The smelly country cunt.

No livestock Rids, but if I did they’d live better than you.
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« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2018, 08:46:36 AM »

Don’t think I’ve ever polished a pair of shoes .
The only time I wear them is at a funeral or wedding , quick wipe with a damp cloth and there as good as new
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