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« on: January 11, 2018, 03:36:43 PM »


Seen a fit older milf the other night in a restaurant and thought mmm i banged her when i was about 18-19 she was mid to late 20s at the time basically shagged me in the back of her ford orion after the mall on a thursday night in some stockton estate then just dumped me in the high st for a taxi  charles

now still looking quite fit sat there with all her family not sure if she seen me or recognised me but yeah i'd of still banged her  :mido:
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 03:40:04 PM »

The floor is yours, Mingey  :chrisk:



But please limit it to 20 
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 03:47:37 PM »

When I was 19 I rattled a 48 year oild.

She will be 79 now.


I'd probably still buck her.




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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 03:49:48 PM »

I had a one night stand once.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 03:50:24 PM »

She might be deed!   
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 03:50:56 PM »

When I was 19 I rattled a 48 year oild.

She will be 79 now.


I'd probably still buck her.




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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2018, 03:51:02 PM »

I once shagged a scouse bird that looked like Ian Rush when I sobered up
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2018, 03:52:01 PM »

I once shagged a scouse bird that looked like Ian Rush when I sobered up

When you were drunk did she look like John  Aldridge?
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2018, 03:53:25 PM »

I once shagged a scouse bird that looked like Ian Rush when I sobered up

When you were drunk did she look like John  Aldridge?

I can't remember  mcl
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2018, 03:56:36 PM »

I bucked a lass living in Hemmo at the time with her partner but had just split up. She had a fantastic body, average facially but thick as fuck so there was not much between the grunts. Anyway, I banged it all night and left after breakfast.

I saw her 30 years later at Whitby with the same fella she had temporarily split up from.

I nearly threw up as it was about this size - she was still eating fish and chips from a bag.

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2018, 04:07:51 PM »

I once shagged a scouse bird that looked like Ian Rush when I sobered up

When you were drunk did she look like John  Aldridge?

I can't remember  mcl

Did she have tash and speak very poor Italian
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2018, 04:13:52 PM »

She had a tash and it might of been poor Italian she was speaking
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2018, 04:31:10 PM »

No she had a bigger tash
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2018, 09:11:12 PM »

Humped a girl once who had more hair on her arse than her head  klins,
And no, she wasn’t bald .

That’s it
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2018, 10:35:35 PM »

This lass is the worst one for me, though we were both teenagers at the time. She was ok then but rough as fuck now, don't know how to post pic so will link a gazette story.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-couple-court-accused-having-11691691
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2018, 11:15:49 PM »

I banged a lass in the Chuggy (Stockton) in the early nineties and she’s married to my mate now. If that wasn’t bad enough, he split from his first wife after finding out she’d slept with one of our other mates. It wasn’t directly for that reason but he said it played a big part in it. My mate shagged his first wife before they got together, just like I did.
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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2018, 11:23:28 PM »

To be fair, most bucked your wife before you got married 
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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2018, 08:48:56 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2018, 08:51:18 AM »

This lass is the worst one for me, though we were both teenagers at the time. She was ok then but rough as fuck now, don't know how to post pic so will link a gazette story.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-couple-court-accused-having-11691691

Did you buck her in Wimpy?
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« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2018, 08:54:14 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2018, 08:56:14 AM »

This lass is the worst one for me, though we were both teenagers at the time. She was ok then but rough as fuck now, don't know how to post pic so will link a gazette story.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-couple-court-accused-having-11691691

Jesus.

I hope you dipped your sausage in domestos after going near that.

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« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2018, 09:00:19 AM »

Humped a girl once who had more hair on her arse than her head  klins,
And no, she wasn’t bald .

That’s it

I'm betting that was a shetland pony.

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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2018, 09:43:26 AM »

This lass is the worst one for me, though we were both teenagers at the time. She was ok then but rough as fuck now, don't know how to post pic so will link a gazette story.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-couple-court-accused-having-11691691

Thirty one?!?!
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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2018, 09:58:25 AM »

10 Year ago I plastered this blondes house over a 2 week period.She had a decent body but rough face.The banter started to flow as usual. On the last day she said great job do you want to come back tonight for a few beers on me. At that time I never turned down an opportunity to smash some gash.

Sure enough that night we got pissed up and I spent the night bucking it all over the place. Woke up and couldn't find me boxer shorts so got dressed with out them and vanished. She had me number though and started texting every day..And as she was local I had told her where I lived.I started blanking her texts . One day shortly after our lass rang me n said your whore has been here dropped your shorts off in a bag and left a note.


Fucking Bitch was a crazy who thought Id be moving in after 1 night of drunk sex .


Severe lesson learnt  souey souey

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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2018, 10:02:25 AM »

10 Year ago I plastered this blondes house over a 2 week period.She had a decent body but rough face.The banter started to flow as usual. On the last day she said great job do you want to come back tonight for a few beers on me. At that time I never turned down an opportunity to smash some gash.

Sure enough that night we got pissed up and I spent the night bucking it all over the place. Woke up and couldn't find me boxer shorts so got dressed with out them and vanished. She had me number though and started texting every day..And as she was local I had told her where I lived.I started blanking her texts . One day shortly after our lass rang me n said your whore has been here dropped your shorts off in a bag and left a note.


Fucking Bitch was a crazy who thought Id be moving in after 1 night of drunk sex .


Severe lesson learnt  souey souey



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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2018, 10:05:11 AM »

10 Year ago I plastered this blondes house over a 2 week period.She had a decent body but rough face.The banter started to flow as usual. On the last day she said great job do you want to come back tonight for a few beers on me. At that time I never turned down an opportunity to smash some gash.

Sure enough that night we got pissed up and I spent the night bucking it all over the place. Woke up and couldn't find me boxer shorts so got dressed with out them and vanished. She had me number though and started texting every day..And as she was local I had told her where I lived.I started blanking her texts . One day shortly after our lass rang me n said your whore has been here dropped your shorts off in a bag and left a note.


Fucking Bitch was a crazy who thought Id be moving in after 1 night of drunk sex .


Severe lesson learnt  souey souey



had something similar a year or so back wont go into details but wasn't good  souey lost
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2018, 10:08:17 AM »

You bucked the bloke who plastered your house? How big was his van?
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2018, 10:21:05 AM »

10 Year ago I plastered this blondes house over a 2 week period.She had a decent body but rough face.The banter started to flow as usual. On the last day she said great job do you want to come back tonight for a few beers on me. At that time I never turned down an opportunity to smash some gash.

Sure enough that night we got pissed up and I spent the night bucking it all over the place. Woke up and couldn't find me boxer shorts so got dressed with out them and vanished. She had me number though and started texting every day..And as she was local I had told her where I lived.I started blanking her texts . One day shortly after our lass rang me n said your whore has been here dropped your shorts off in a bag and left a note.


Fucking Bitch was a crazy who thought Id be moving in after 1 night of drunk sex .


Severe lesson learnt  souey souey



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Yeah. . But I never really learned my lesson. No more needs to be said. Women seem to like me and I am easy meat for em .

No more from me on this thread
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2018, 12:03:17 PM »

You bucked the bloke who plastered your house? How big was his van?

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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2018, 01:39:26 PM »

A few of us went up to Llandudno for a piss up with a shit load of snide tenners, Anyway I got dragged out of a nightclub by this pissed up woman and bundled into a taxi. I remember sat on her couch and every time she got up I was thinking 'she's getting bigger'. Even her photographs on her 70's unit started to lean. Couldn't shag it as I'd been on the whizz all day so spent the night with my head between her fat legs. Next morning I took one look at her, got dressed, said I needed her bog, chucked up all down her hallway while doing a hangover sprint for her front door.

Stuck somewhere in the middle of Wales, didn't know where I was. By the time I'd got back to the B&B my mates had fucked off(This was before mobiles). Great weekend!
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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2018, 02:17:31 PM »

A few of us went up to Llandudno for a piss up with a shit load of snide tenners, Anyway I got dragged out of a nightclub by this pissed up woman and bundled into a taxi. I remember sat on her couch and every time she got up I was thinking 'she's getting bigger'. Even her photographs on her 70's unit started to lean. Couldn't shag it as I'd been on the whizz all day so spent the night with my head between her fat legs. Next morning I took one look at her, got dressed, said I needed her bog, chucked up all down her hallway while doing a hangover sprint for her front door.

Stuck somewhere in the middle of Wales, didn't know where I was. By the time I'd got back to the B&B my mates had fucked off(This was before mobiles). Great weekend!

did a similar thing in southern ireland back in the late 90s i had a 20 mile walk back to my hotel  didnt even get my nuts emptied either  souey thing was the nightclub was in the hotel i was stopping in so didnt even have the need to go anywere else  charles
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2018, 02:34:39 PM »

A few of us went up to Llandudno for a piss up with a shit load of snide tenners, Anyway I got dragged out of a nightclub by this pissed up woman and bundled into a taxi. I remember sat on her couch and every time she got up I was thinking 'she's getting bigger'. Even her photographs on her 70's unit started to lean. Couldn't shag it as I'd been on the whizz all day so spent the night with my head between her fat legs. Next morning I took one look at her, got dressed, said I needed her bog, chucked up all down her hallway while doing a hangover sprint for her front door.

Stuck somewhere in the middle of Wales, didn't know where I was. By the time I'd got back to the B&B my mates had fucked off(This was before mobiles). Great weekend!







 
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2018, 03:42:13 PM »

You bucked the bloke who plastered your house? How big was his van?

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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2018, 03:44:50 PM »

What did you do with his boxers
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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2018, 03:45:50 PM »

What did you do with his boxers

Took them for a walk

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