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« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2018, 08:26:54 AM »

You lapped his piss up you lefty cunt 

You'd know you fucking libtard, you sold out the country 

AND betrayed the working white man

We don't won our own small vans either   souey
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« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2018, 08:27:28 AM »



GLIBTARD GOBBLERS


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How long have you been waiting to use that   charles
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« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2018, 08:35:09 AM »



GLIBTARD GOBBLERS


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How long have you been waiting to use that   charles

Mere seconds. It was a moment of godly inspiration.

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2018, 08:50:41 AM »

Shut the fuck up calamity you pleb.  :wanker:



I see Dave logged on Today too. No replies to what's above about him. Nothing he can say really is there. And the like of calamity cock sucker and co all lapped his piss up while he spun yer all a yarn ..

 charles     :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

What a strange man you are.  I have no idea what you are rambling on about now, but it would appear you were on the pop last night and can't handle it   :alf:

Tracking when Dave logs on is a bit stalky too, seek help!  One step away from a mass shooter.  Since we're being all hyperbolic  klins






You actually spout the same words Dave likes to use .. Ill mark you down as another Dave account.

If you look up you see it was  :matty: who brought youDave into it all.  Had to put the Gimp in

his place . As you can see nothing came back after I quickly finished him off with my evidence.

Pisstards  yer never learn .

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« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2018, 08:53:50 AM »

You’re wasted as a spread mate  :alf:
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« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2018, 08:57:05 AM »

You’re wasted as a spread mate  :alf:











Changing Job this month ... less graft same cash .
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« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2018, 08:57:45 AM »

 :like: :like:
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« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2018, 09:33:30 AM »

Moving up from mixing and slugging it onto the gaffers trowel to putting it on the wall  :like:

I have been given a 2x2 toilet to do later this month   :mido:

He said in another year I could even have a bigger van and tackle a bedroom   charles










No actually I got this stair lift job lined up  :stairlift:











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« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2018, 10:44:06 AM »

Back to the Dave thing.  I'm amazed Crocket doesn't have his own TV show, he's COB's very own Angela Lansbury, with his ability to solve mystery.  Nobody pulls the wool over his eyes.   :alastair:
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2018, 10:50:11 AM »

That sounds like something Dave would say 
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« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2018, 10:53:26 AM »

I was crossing out Dave on my ID card as I typed it
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« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2018, 11:05:09 AM »

Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo
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« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2018, 12:01:28 PM »

Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

Probably a similar disheveled look too. 
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« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2018, 03:36:36 PM »

Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

He'd be exactly the same.

Except he wouldn't end up saying "oh... and just one more thing....".

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« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2018, 03:39:20 PM »

Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

He'd be exactly the same.

Except he wouldn't end up saying "oh... and just one more thing....".

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"oh...and (puts down scarifier) just one million more things Dave.........."
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« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2018, 03:41:55 PM »

Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

He'd be exactly the same.

Except he wouldn't end up saying "oh... and just one more thing....".

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Very good. Well done  :alastair:
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