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« on: October 12, 2017, 04:15:43 PM »



Incidents on Teesside & County Durham

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Car stolen as driver was forced from vehicle

​A CAR has been stolen with the driver forced from the vehicle.

The Jaguar was later found abandoned.

At about 9.45pm on Tuesday October 10, a man was driving along Edinburgh Drive, close to Mowden shops, in Darlington, when he was stopped by a male in the road.

The victim was then forced from his car before it was stolen, with a second male getting into the passenger seat.

The car was subsequently recovered undamaged in the Rydale Road area of the town.

Both suspects are described as young white males, aged in their late teens.

Anybody who witnessed anyone acting suspiciously in the area around the relevant time is asked to contact PC Lee Foster at Darlington CID on 101 quoting reference 491 of October 10.
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2017, 09:27:45 PM »

Did Lids get GTA'd by some kids?

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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 09:36:58 PM »

He hasn't been about today. In shock.
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2017, 06:50:41 AM »

The victim was reported as a pensioner so it could have been him.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2017, 08:51:01 AM »

#PrayforLids(andhisJag)
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2017, 08:52:22 AM »

I hope the little owld gadgie and his indian car is alright
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2017, 09:22:27 AM »

Did Lids get GTA'd by some kids?

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ANY CUNT WHO TRIES TO GET IN MY CAR WITHOUT PERMISSION WILL BE GETTING TAZERED  :like:

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2017, 09:36:32 AM »

Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2017, 09:56:41 AM »

Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?


 charles charles charles charles charles charles

'Set to 'stun', Rick, we'll try to take one alive'

'Aye, Capn Lidds'
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2017, 10:40:55 AM »

7 bags of sand, it comes with lazer sights so the blind old bastard doesn't have to rely too much on his eyes  charles
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2017, 10:41:49 AM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2017, 10:45:38 AM »

Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?

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Fuckers try flog them to you in bars in Thailand. Imagine trying to get that through airport security.
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2017, 11:03:46 AM »

Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?


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'Set to 'stun', Rick, we'll try to take one alive'

'Hang on, can I ask Mick if it's OK first?'

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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2017, 11:07:43 AM »

Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?


 charles charles charles charles charles charles

'Set to 'stun', Rick, we'll try to take one alive'

'Hang on, can I ask Mick if it's OK first?'

Corrected.

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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2017, 12:05:50 PM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful
He should use it round Ron's then. monkey
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2017, 12:07:26 PM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful
He should use it round Ron's then. monkey

The smell of burning dried semen would envelop Linthorpe  klins
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2017, 12:15:53 PM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful

Were the curtains another extra on the Jag?  charles
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2017, 12:18:48 PM »

The basic car was 10K

137,000 miles

Fucked

65K in extras
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2017, 01:56:53 PM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful

Were the curtains another extra on the Jag?  charles

Yep
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2017, 03:06:15 PM »

He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful
He should use it round Ron's then. monkey

The smell of burning dried semen would envelop Linthorpe  klins

 
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