Got some free trainers today

[Minge]

You can delete the thread

[ron_manager]

Very hard to argue with it to be honest.


Where do you want that grand sending to crocket?

Don't forget to get a receipt.

[Flar]

I think the receipt thing is a MASSIVE red herring.

The issue is that the woman never told him the total, instead probably just passed him the card reader and he shot his details in without checking the total.

Probably something lots of us are guilty of.

So what we ACTUALLY need is the CCTV coverage with full audio.

If you don't post that Dave you are obviously full of shit

 

so I was right, the issue is "did the shopkeeper tell him the total" and not the receipt!

[Ural Quntz]

Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - £1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??

[daftjim]

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius. 

[Crocket]

Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - £1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??

Its clearly suspicious activity but it,s Dave he can not lie straight in bed . He,s posted something that said he spent around 60 quid but left the shop with over 120 quids worth of gear.

he might unfold it and post another pic if this keeps going. best leave it .

[Crocket]

Not at all the lads are sick of it.

You post a ticket showing 60 quid sales from what i can see but it has a mystery fold in it you might be keeping that for later , anyway you go to the till with 120 quids worth of gear pay 60 and reckon you never realised a thing Dave. What u posted shows your a shop lifter kid 


Leave it here or drag it out . steve  might have to move this to the other message boards thread with this saga

[Steechve Boalsie]

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius. 

5 mins mate. no biggy.

[Crocket]

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius. 

5 mins mate. no biggy.

Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 

[Robbso]

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius. 

5 mins mate. no biggy.

Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 

He might go on his bike

[Crocket]

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 

  Cringe

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 

  Cringe

Go on - tell us your killer question.

Cringe

 

[Crocket]

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 

  Cringe

Go on - tell us your killer question.

Cringe

 

When he unfold that massive crease hiding the rest of it I will

[duckyfuzz]

Go on, pop the question you big mentalist

[Crocket]

probably hit the 500 post mark before that time come's. Let me know when he unfolds what he's desperate to hide

[ron_manager]

 Please Stop

[Crocket]

 Please Stop

Funny you Ron 

[CLEM FANDANGO]

 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.

[RedSteel]

Over 300 posts on this thread, over a pair of fuckin trainer's

 

[Crocket]

Biggest thread in COB History.


I'll not post on here again until it's time to hit Dave with the MOAB question 


That is my lot till then

[daftjim]

tbf he has a point with the fold 

[Steechve Boalsie]

 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.

 

[Crocket]

tbf he has a point with the fold 

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.

What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together 

[Steechve Boalsie]

tbf he has a point with the fold 

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.

What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together 

Explain yourself Capio 

[Crocket]

Dave's tied up right now





















Early night for me off to kip .  

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Maybe - just maybe - crocket is on to something and he is an idiot savant.

 

[Message board lurker]

Foldedticketgate

[McStuff]

Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?

COB CID

[Crocket]

[Gramsci]

My missus was asking me last night "why the fuck do you go on that COB thing...its obsessive and weird" - all I need do is show her this thread and say "this my love, this is why I go on here"  

Honestly Crockets, you need to give this up lad...Capio, you have done alright out of this thread...I wouldn't say you have covered yourself in glory, but you have done better than the other lad  

[Gramsci]

Excellent quote that like 

[Crocket]

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[Crocket]

 

bed time

[Gramsci]

bed time

There's a shortage in St Luke's so hold your fookin horses 

[Steboro]

Whats the trick to free trainers again?

[calamity]

Show Crocket your ticket and he sorts you out.   

[Smalltown]

Excellent quote that like 

To be fair it's by far the most sane thing he's ever said,

[Crocket]

 That right is it small town ?

Now Dave's encrypted bank details are in the middle of his receipt? Plenty more to see on the hidden side . Whats on that side . Eggs Milk Bread .


Keep out of it Ginger 



 

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tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl

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[Crocket]

Be back after work 

[Smalltown]

You really don't know when to quit do you? Everyone is laughing at you, you've proven how dumb you are and yet you keep going. Even I would have stepped away if I'd made this much of an assclown of myself.

[Bob End and his Sexy Bitch]

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 

[PoliteDwarf]

Having been shown the "ticket" in full in the Baltimore last night I can confirm that there are no pumps on the "ticket".

[Bob End and his Sexy Bitch]

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 

£10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money

[CLEM FANDANGO]

We still haven't heard the killer question.

 

[Message board lurker]

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 

£10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money

Ticket teaser :charles

[CLEM FANDANGO]

Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

[Steechve Boalsie]

Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

They're loafers

[CLEM FANDANGO]

They're loafers