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« Reply #250 on: September 14, 2017, 07:08:53 PM »

You can delete the thread
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« Reply #251 on: September 14, 2017, 07:11:58 PM »

Very hard to argue with it to be honest.


Where do you want that grand sending to crocket?

Don't forget to get a receipt.
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« Reply #252 on: September 14, 2017, 07:27:41 PM »

I think the receipt thing is a MASSIVE red herring.

The issue is that the woman never told him the total, instead probably just passed him the card reader and he shot his details in without checking the total.

Probably something lots of us are guilty of.

So what we ACTUALLY need is the CCTV coverage with full audio.

If you don't post that Dave you are obviously full of shit

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so I was right, the issue is "did the shopkeeper tell him the total" and not the receipt!
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« Reply #253 on: September 14, 2017, 07:40:28 PM »

Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - 1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??

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« Reply #254 on: September 14, 2017, 07:47:29 PM »

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: jc
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« Reply #255 on: September 14, 2017, 07:49:11 PM »

Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - 1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??







Its clearly suspicious activity but it,s Dave he can not lie straight in bed . He,s posted something that said he spent around 60 quid but left the shop with over 120 quids worth of gear.

he might unfold it and post another pic if this keeps going. best leave it .
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« Reply #256 on: September 14, 2017, 08:03:49 PM »

Not at all the lads are sick of it.

You post a ticket showing 60 quid sales from what i can see but it has a mystery fold in it you might be keeping that for later , anyway you go to the till with 120 quids worth of gear pay 60 and reckon you never realised a thing Dave. What u posted shows your a shop lifter kid  :like:


Leave it here or drag it out . steve  might have to move this to the other message boards thread with this saga
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« Reply #257 on: September 14, 2017, 08:08:43 PM »

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: jc

5 mins mate. no biggy.
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« Reply #258 on: September 14, 2017, 08:11:17 PM »

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: jc

5 mins mate. no biggy.






Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 
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« Reply #259 on: September 14, 2017, 08:12:50 PM »

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

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« Reply #260 on: September 14, 2017, 08:13:55 PM »

Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: jc

5 mins mate. no biggy.






Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 

He might go on his bike
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« Reply #261 on: September 14, 2017, 08:14:20 PM »

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 GM1




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« Reply #262 on: September 14, 2017, 08:16:31 PM »

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

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Go on - tell us your killer question.

Cringe

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« Reply #263 on: September 14, 2017, 08:20:09 PM »

Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

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Go on - tell us your killer question.

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When he unfold that massive crease hiding the rest of it I will

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« Reply #264 on: September 14, 2017, 08:20:47 PM »

Go on, pop the question you big mentalist


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« Reply #265 on: September 14, 2017, 08:23:14 PM »

probably hit the 500 post mark before that time come's. Let me know when he unfolds what he's desperate to hide
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« Reply #266 on: September 14, 2017, 08:25:23 PM »

 Please Stop
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« Reply #267 on: September 14, 2017, 08:26:17 PM »

 Please Stop





Funny you Ron  :alf: :alf: :alf:
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« Reply #268 on: September 14, 2017, 08:26:54 PM »

 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.
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« Reply #269 on: September 14, 2017, 08:27:52 PM »

Over 300 posts on this thread, over a pair of fuckin trainer's

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« Reply #270 on: September 14, 2017, 08:30:12 PM »

Biggest thread in COB History.


I'll not post on here again until it's time to hit Dave with the MOAB question 


That is my lot till then

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« Reply #271 on: September 14, 2017, 08:44:41 PM »

tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl
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« Reply #272 on: September 14, 2017, 08:59:15 PM »

 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.

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« Reply #273 on: September 14, 2017, 09:19:27 PM »

tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.


What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together  :alf:
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« Reply #274 on: September 14, 2017, 09:21:11 PM »

tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.


What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together  :alf:

Explain yourself Capio 
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« Reply #275 on: September 14, 2017, 09:46:33 PM »

Dave's tied up right now





















Early night for me off to kip .  :redcard:
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« Reply #276 on: September 14, 2017, 09:48:31 PM »

Maybe - just maybe - crocket is on to something and he is an idiot savant.

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« Reply #277 on: September 14, 2017, 11:22:11 PM »

Foldedticketgate
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« Reply #278 on: September 14, 2017, 11:26:55 PM »

Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?
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« Reply #279 on: September 14, 2017, 11:34:24 PM »

Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?

COB CID
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« Reply #281 on: September 14, 2017, 11:57:42 PM »

My missus was asking me last night "why the fuck do you go on that COB thing...its obsessive and weird" - all I need do is show her this thread and say "this my love, this is why I go on here"  :alf: :alf: :alf:

Honestly Crockets, you need to give this up lad...Capio, you have done alright out of this thread...I wouldn't say you have covered yourself in glory, but you have done better than the other lad  :nige:
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Excellent quote that like  oleary
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« Reply #284 on: September 15, 2017, 12:00:32 AM »

 

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bed time

There's a shortage in St Luke's so hold your fookin horses  klins
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« Reply #286 on: September 15, 2017, 03:09:04 AM »

Whats the trick to free trainers again?
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« Reply #287 on: September 15, 2017, 07:17:36 AM »

Show Crocket your ticket and he sorts you out.   
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« Reply #288 on: September 15, 2017, 07:54:36 AM »


To be fair it's by far the most sane thing he's ever said,
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« Reply #289 on: September 15, 2017, 08:02:19 AM »

 That right is it small town ?

Now Dave's encrypted bank details are in the middle of his receipt? Plenty more to see on the hidden side . Whats on that side . Eggs Milk Bread .


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« Reply #290 on: September 15, 2017, 08:03:30 AM »

Be back after work 
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« Reply #291 on: September 15, 2017, 08:13:40 AM »

You really don't know when to quit do you? Everyone is laughing at you, you've proven how dumb you are and yet you keep going. Even I would have stepped away if I'd made this much of an assclown of myself.
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« Reply #292 on: September 15, 2017, 08:15:52 AM »

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

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« Reply #293 on: September 15, 2017, 08:49:47 AM »

Having been shown the "ticket" in full in the Baltimore last night I can confirm that there are no pumps on the "ticket".
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« Reply #294 on: September 15, 2017, 08:51:50 AM »

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 :bc:


10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money
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« Reply #295 on: September 15, 2017, 02:27:01 PM »

We still haven't heard the killer question.

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« Reply #296 on: September 15, 2017, 08:17:47 PM »

It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 :bc:


10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money

Ticket teaser :charles
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« Reply #297 on: September 15, 2017, 09:07:27 PM »

Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

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« Reply #298 on: September 15, 2017, 09:11:51 PM »

Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?



They're loafers
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« Reply #299 on: September 15, 2017, 09:14:42 PM »


They're loafers

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