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« on: August 25, 2017, 03:25:07 AM »

What ever it is it would have to be on the dinner table because she goes to sleep early 
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2017, 07:53:14 AM »

Eat, lick and suck every crevice 

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2017, 07:59:45 AM »

  id lick an inch off her
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2017, 09:12:10 AM »

I'd certainly treat her to a lovely meal and the ballet.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2017, 09:32:26 AM »

Get to know her, hear about her hopes her dreams and then and only when she ready, do her anal 
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2017, 09:35:33 AM »

Hand her some bread, bacon and tell her to make me a sandwich  :mido:
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2017, 10:01:31 AM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2017, 10:03:53 AM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 

In what world is plastic Vorderman better looking than Willougby?

If I could do anything with her, it would be take her back in time 10 or 15 years and then bang her.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2017, 11:42:14 AM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 

In what world is plastic Vorderman better looking than Willougby?

If I could do anything with her, it would be take her back in time 10 or 15 years and then bang her.

There's the script for Back to the Future 4. Marty McDave

 
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2017, 12:09:06 PM »

I'd make her cry and ask for her mam
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2017, 12:11:16 PM »

Make her put suspenders on, then bend her over her kitchen table and wear the skin off my prick on her. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2017, 12:38:33 PM »

Take back in time for a night at the Madhouse and stoppie back at The Steam Packet.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2017, 12:39:01 PM »

I'd get her to cut my grass and re-point my patio.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2017, 12:50:43 PM »

"Make her put suspenders on, then bend her over her kitchen table and wear the skin off my prick on her. "
Beats following her around a supermarket trying to take an upskirt
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2017, 01:11:06 PM »

Give her the worst 35 seconds* of her life

*This is includes a cuddle and several apologies, 25 seconds without this added extra.
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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2017, 01:23:51 PM »

Feed her Oysters    :chrisk:
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2017, 02:34:48 PM »

I would treat her with respect and kindness.



















Then suction pump her nipples, double fist her and spunk in her nose.
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2017, 03:18:55 PM »

"Make her put suspenders on, then bend her over her kitchen table and wear the skin off my prick on her. "
Beats following her around a supermarket trying to take an upskirt

Already done that  :like:
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2017, 08:54:45 AM »

I'd fucking ruin her but she'd love it. She'd be walking funny for at least a week and her poor husband wouldn't be touching the sides for a while.
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2017, 08:56:46 AM »

I think naked, she'd near cover the bed.
Wears a Lot of hold in garments I reckon
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2017, 09:50:39 AM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 

In what world is plastic Vorderman better looking than Willougby?

If I could do anything with her, it would be take her back in time 10 or 15 years and then bang her.
horses for courses, I find la Willoughby mildly irritating for some reason. I'm sure there are women others enthuse over that leave you cold.
On a separate note,People used to drool over Sarah Harding years ago,I could see then she wouldn't age well and I was right.Having a drink problem doesn't help.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2017, 11:48:11 AM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 
I like old trollops an all
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2017, 11:57:21 AM »

I think naked, she'd near cover the bed.

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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2017, 12:03:24 PM »

She's got prolapse written all over her
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2017, 12:18:50 PM »

Buckable but not my type. VORDERMAN. 
I like old trollops an all
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