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« on: June 18, 2017, 11:06:06 PM »

Anyone had one or been to one with no free food on offer ?
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 11:24:54 PM »

Yes, my own, cost me a fucking fortune :nige:
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2017, 11:48:48 PM »

Yes, my own, cost me a fucking fortune :nige:
He said food not crisps.  :alf:
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2017, 11:50:11 PM »

Anyone had one or been to one with no free food on offer ?

Nope.  That would be called a wedding not a wedding reception.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2017, 06:34:54 AM »

 klins 280 family and friends.
Going to be a fortune, even if it's just a hot beef/pork bun it would be £1680  rava
I'm thinking, just a room with a disco , no food  :like:
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2017, 07:16:12 AM »

klins 280 family and friends.
Going to be a fortune, even if it's just a hot beef/pork bun it would be £1680  rava
I'm thinking, just a room with a disco , no food  :like:

Unheard of. Must do a buffet or they will all call you a cunt.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2017, 07:31:02 AM »

A buffet is a tenner a head, and that's a cheap one, ....fuck that.
They showed us one that was £22 a head ! , stupid cunts .
Even pie and pies is £5 each .
Fucking rip off this wedding shit  :meltdown:
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 08:45:41 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2017, 08:51:23 AM »

We are trying to work out where to have our reception..might work out cheaper for us to have it in gibraltar and pay for transfers from spain.. per head in gib they want 29quid and in some places local to us its 90 per head to just have the place and fuck knows how much for food  :meltdown:
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2017, 08:52:50 AM »

The easy solution is not to get married

Or grow a beard, get some shit tattoos and have a hipster wedding in a scabby registry office and then upstairs in the central
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2017, 08:54:34 AM »

Fuck off to vegas and get married by Elvis.

Used to work.

But these days you still have to have a do when you come back or be called a cunt.  charles
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2017, 09:04:00 AM »

We are getting married in gibraltar registry office where john lennon got married as the mrs loves john lennon..i wanted vegas and elvis  :nige:
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2017, 09:06:50 AM »

Me and Mrs had about 60 people on Teesside Princess. Jobsa buck
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2017, 09:11:46 AM »

I'm not paying for everyone to have a party  :redcard:
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2017, 09:16:34 AM »

I'm not paying for everyone to have a party  :redcard:

You will be  :pope2:
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2017, 09:19:29 AM »

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Tight cunts!!! Its yours/childs wedding. A once in a lifetime event. If you can't spend a bit of money of throwing a decent bash then wait until you can. A mate of mine had his at Grinkle Park. Lovely location but they had done it on the cheap, decided against Grinkle Park catering and hired an outside caterer. It was like a 5 year olds birthday party. Still gets absolutely ripped to bits about it to this day.

5k for a wedding reception sounds the minimum surely?
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2017, 12:56:58 PM »

I'm not paying for everyone to have a party  :redcard:

Her mam and dad should pay
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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2017, 12:57:59 PM »

A buffet is a tenner a head, and that's a cheap one, ....fuck that.
They showed us one that was £22 a head ! , stupid cunts .
Even pie and pies is £5 each .
Fucking rip off this wedding shit  :meltdown:


Tight bastard  monkey
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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2017, 12:59:05 PM »

Matty will pull out all the stops.  :like:

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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2017, 12:59:08 PM »

I'm not paying for everyone to have a party  :redcard:

Her mam and dad should pay

Her dad has passed away.

I wouldn't ask a widow to pay for my wedding.
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« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2017, 01:22:47 PM »

klins 280 family and friends.
Going to be a fortune, even if it's just a hot beef/pork bun it would be £1680  rava
I'm thinking, just a room with a disco , no food  :like:

Whose this for?  The step-daughter?

If so, it seems like a small price to pay considering the joy she has brought to you.

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« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2017, 07:15:39 PM »

No it's mine !
At the swan, Billingham.

See for me  , the Vegas wedding is our thing...get it done and that's it .
Seems daft being married then a week later having a reception 
Pure blow of money  :unlike:
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« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2017, 01:25:25 AM »

No it's mine !
At the swan, Billingham.

See for me  , the Vegas wedding is our thing...get it done and that's it .
Seems daft being married then a week later having a reception 
Pure blow of money  :unlike:


You tight bastard.  Get the food and beers on ya mingey owld get!!

 
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« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2017, 02:10:12 AM »

I got married in a Boro shirt at a Justice of the Peace, we went on a good honeymoon and bought a new car outright.  Fuck all that big wedding and reception, total waste of money.
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« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2017, 04:42:58 AM »

260 guests is excessive tell your bird to stop inviting your third cousin you haven't seen for 10 years problem solved.
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« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2017, 04:46:51 AM »

260 guests is excessive tell your bird to stop inviting your third cousin you haven't seen for 10 years problem solved.

Correct answer.

I had 18 people at my wedding.

Everyone sat down together for dinner in a really nice restaurant.  The advantage of living 5,400 miles from home.  Sweet.

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« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2017, 07:04:17 AM »

sick to fucking death hearing about it now  :meltdown:

What the fuck is wrong with hiring the swans room, put a dj on and inviting everyone for a night out 
If they don't turn up, fuck em.
They obvious only wanted a free meal.

She's wanting seat covers with a sash at £2.75 a chair, photo dress up booth £500, table decorations £20 a table, and many more pointless shite .

This isn't going to end up good I can tell ye  lost
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« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2017, 09:25:20 AM »

I sang at a wedding in a venue just outside Guisborough three weeks ago and they had spent £108,000 on their wedding.

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« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2017, 09:39:02 AM »

I sang at a wedding in a venue just outside Guisborough three weeks ago and they had spent £108,000 on their wedding.



Youd think they would have hired Gary Barlow. 
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« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2017, 09:44:53 AM »

I sang at a wedding in a venue just outside Guisborough three weeks ago and they had spent £108,000 on their wedding.



Youd think they would have hired Gary Barlow. 

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Was told by good source that some daft bugger borrowed £50K for his daughter's bash and she was split up within ten months. Pukka that
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« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2017, 10:16:27 AM »

I sang at a wedding in a venue just outside Guisborough three weeks ago and they had spent £108,000 on their wedding.



No wonder they had to save money on the entertainment.
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« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2017, 10:19:41 AM »

We'd been together for 20 years when we got married so weren't bothered about a do.
We were staying in a nice remote cottage up in the northern lakes with the dog for a week and I arranged for us to go to Gretna Green. I hired the witnesses and took them for a nice meal afterwards, paid the "pastor" bloke and the photographer and the fees, the whole thing cost about £400.
The dog was best man.
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« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2017, 10:25:29 AM »

I sang at a wedding in a venue just outside Guisborough three weeks ago and they had spent £108,000 on their wedding.



No wonder they had to save money on the entertainment.

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« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2017, 10:28:46 AM »

We'd been together for 20 years when we got married so weren't bothered about a do.
We were staying in a nice remote cottage up in the northern lakes with the dog for a week and I arranged for us to go to Gretna Green. I hired the witnesses and took them for a nice meal afterwards, paid the "pastor" bloke and the photographer and the fees, the whole thing cost about £400.
The dog was best man.
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Misanthrope wedding of the year. I wouldn't be much behind you though, intimate close friends and family. It's her day but if I had a bird demanding manor houses, and all other shit that I wouldn't enjoy I'd know she isn't the one.

My sister was married on the beach in Koa Samui Thailand, probably about 20 of us there,  walked in from a lovely hotel then married on sand with beautiful islands behind. All the blokes went for a swim in the sea later, all had a drink and a dance after a meal. That was by far the best wedding I have ever been to.

I don't see what joy people have from inviting extended family they hardly ever see.
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« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2017, 12:09:08 PM »

Cheapest option, and very good !


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« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2017, 01:40:53 PM »

sick to fucking death hearing about it now  :meltdown:

What the fuck is wrong with hiring the swans room, put a dj on and inviting everyone for a night out 
If they don't turn up, fuck em.
They obvious only wanted a free meal.

She's wanting seat covers with a sash at £2.75 a chair, photo dress up booth £500, table decorations £20 a table, and many more pointless shite .

This isn't going to end up good I can tell ye  lost

Mingey - I'm not sure she's the right woman for yer.  Probably best to end it now.

Cheers!

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« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2017, 01:44:23 PM »

To be fair them photo dressing up booths are for complete doyles like
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« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2017, 02:23:16 PM »

Me & the wife had lived together for 6 years & didn't see the point of making a big deal of getting wed' went to regisrty  office in Guisborough & then on to the Cross Keys for a bite & ale' half a dozen of us.Cost me £17 to get wed.
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« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2017, 06:39:00 PM »

Big tent on the grass, dj, we've shit loads of land doing nowt
Couple Big barbecues .
Farmfoods bags of frozen chicken bits

Fucking hell , mint  :like:
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« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2017, 07:06:04 PM »

Mate of mine hired a big tent for very little, saved a fortune and was one of the best wedding do's I have been to. Was next to a pub so normal prices not silly hotel prices everybody was happy.
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« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2017, 07:14:03 PM »

I don't see what joy people have from inviting extended family they hardly ever see.

Attention seeking and showing off. For some, it's the only time they ever get their fifteen minutes of fame.
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« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2017, 07:16:47 PM »

Been quite famous in refinishing for near 30 years, that's a lot of 15minutes fat lad  :chrisk:
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« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2017, 07:26:37 PM »

Can get that Masonic hall in Stockton, all done up and catering on for £950
Shit hole and shit food still costs a grand  :gaz:
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« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2017, 07:29:26 PM »

Paid for the full hit for the Daughter at Rockcliffe. Worth every penny 
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