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« on: June 18, 2017, 09:03:16 AM »

All triggered by a dodgy knee op ...

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 09:15:49 AM »

 

Might use that excuse next time I overdo it!

"Apologies but I have such a hangover today, it was all triggered by that pesky ingrowing toenail."

Fuckin man up! I bet you he just needs a drink to unwind a bit and maybe a line of gear every now and then. Hardly an addiction is it! He would not be able to function properly in his job if he was really, truly addicted to either alcohol or drugs.

Where does it start becoming an addiction anyway? In Thailand I drank every single day. Lads I know over here go in the local every single day and put away at least 8 pints. Yet they can stop if needs be. Surely addiction is when you wake up craving it and every second through the day thinking about it.

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2017, 09:19:22 AM »

MINCING LITTLE CUNT SHOULD BE KICKED OFF THE TV  :like:

PAIR OF OVERATED LITTLE  SHITS  :redcard:
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2017, 09:27:12 AM »

Yep, he is shite like

I can caguely tolerate the other one but this weasely looking cunt gets on my tits
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2017, 09:29:30 AM »

He'll be awarded on the next shite ITV awards for Britain's best rehab patient.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2017, 09:35:02 AM »

He'll be awarded on the next shite ITV awards for Britain's best rehab patient.


Clearly after knighthoods the way they have been arse licking the royal family.

Being a drunk druggy is no bar to that as Sir Elton proved.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2017, 12:20:09 PM »

Forehead cunt
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2017, 01:04:29 PM »

both utter shitcunts
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2017, 01:42:25 PM »

I heard a newish friend once describe them as "a modern day Morecambe and Wise".

That person never became an old friend.

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2017, 01:52:10 PM »

Until I opened this thread I had no idea which was Ant and which was Dec.
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2017, 01:53:18 PM »

Until I opened this thread I had no idea which was Ant and which was Dec.


Ant is the piss head  :like:
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2017, 01:59:58 PM »

Was he PJ or Duncan?

I do recall that smart lass off Byker Grove. Think she was in Eastenders and I saw her about that time in Crouch End's Waitrose, but she wasn't keen.
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2017, 02:00:55 PM »

He was PJ. Blinded by a paintball  cry
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2017, 02:04:58 PM »

This is her https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_Halfpenny


Smart looking bird and well proportioned.
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2017, 02:15:47 PM »

Until I opened this thread I had no idea which was Ant and which was Dec.


You are a lucky man.
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2017, 03:58:08 PM »

He'll be awarded on the next shite ITV awards for Britain's best rehab patient.


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Until I opened this thread I had no idea which was Ant and which was Dec.


Ant is the piss head  :like:



       
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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2017, 06:42:43 PM »

Man up,piss head, drunk druggy,mincing little cunt :unlike:

Some off you need to have a look at yourselves.
The kid has a few problems that he needs help with ffs.
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2017, 10:26:42 PM »

Moving to the Beeb after he comes out of rehab.

He's been offered Top Gear.
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2017, 10:27:35 PM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2017, 06:04:20 AM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:

Wise words  monkey
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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2017, 09:10:34 AM »

I find it hard to have too much sympathy for a guy with his resources falling into the celebrity trap of excess.

He has the ultimate freedom, if he wasn't happy he can jack it all in and go sit on a beach.
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2017, 09:24:51 AM »

I find it hard to have too much sympathy for a guy with his resources falling into the celebrity trap of excess.

He has the ultimate freedom, if he wasn't happy he can jack it all in and go sit on a beach.

I imagine the freedom, both timewise and financially, is a contributing factor
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2017, 09:34:58 AM »

he is an absolute  :wanker: would love to  :meltdown: him up
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2017, 09:42:34 AM »

He's definitely the weak link in the partnership. Declan is far witter.
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2017, 09:48:33 AM »

He's definitely the weak link in the partnership. Declan is far witter.

They are both completely and utterly unfunny
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« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2017, 09:48:52 AM »

He lives near me, seen him about a few times and he seems like a nice enough lad. Always polite with people and never a big balls. Can't see how you can get so angry over a light entertainment guy, he's on telly for kids and Saturday night tv. If you're watching that shit it's your problem not his.
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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2017, 11:13:44 AM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
any advice for him rodders. mcl
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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2017, 11:28:05 AM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
any advice for him rodders. mcl

Uh oh

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« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2017, 11:47:16 AM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
any advice for him rodders. mcl

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I think the lad knows the difference between a joke and a jibe.
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« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2017, 12:05:39 PM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
any advice for him rodders. mcl

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I think the lad knows the difference between a joke and a jibe.

 

He's going to spit in your food if he ever waits your table in starters
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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2017, 12:08:19 PM »

Enjoying your holiday Matty?
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2017, 12:15:19 PM »

The lad got over being blinded by his best mate as a kid. He'll get over this  :like:
any advice for him rodders. mcl

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I think the lad knows the difference between a joke and a jibe.

 

He's going to spit in your food if he ever waits your table in starters
that's where I work since I got out.
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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2017, 12:33:44 PM »

Enjoying your holiday Matty?

Awful mate

You getting away this year?

Just the 6 for me 
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« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2017, 12:34:16 PM »

Enjoying your holiday Matty?

Awful mate

At least you are managing to get on here okay

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« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2017, 12:35:32 PM »

Enjoying your holiday Matty?

Awful mate

At least you are managing to get on here okay

 charles

Until brexit, then I'll have to pay 3 quid a day again
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