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Flar
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« on: May 20, 2017, 12:00:40 AM »

at a photography exhibition

 

do you go tidy or do you slum it?

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2017, 03:18:45 AM »

Brown shoes, jeans, jacket, open neck shirt.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2017, 03:19:55 AM »

Smart casual is best
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 05:29:22 AM »

Don't...

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wear a strap-on.

Being overcocked is frowned upon at soirees.








Unfortunately.

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2017, 05:30:06 AM »

Brown shoes, jeans, jacket, open neck shirt.

AKA "The Clarkson".

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2017, 06:40:11 AM »

Brown shoes, jeans, jacket, open neck shirt.

AKA "The Clarkson".

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2017, 06:52:43 AM »

Brown shoes, jeans, jacket, open neck shirt.

AKA "The Clarkson".

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 charles

I was thinking more Alan Partridge
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2017, 08:39:52 AM »

try a noose around your scrawny fucking pencil neck.

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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2017, 08:49:20 AM »

Depends on the bird. Skinny jeans, cons and an under sized white shirt for a 20 year old
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2017, 09:15:34 AM »

Don't...

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wear a strap-on.

Being overcocked is frowned upon at soirees.

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2017, 09:34:11 AM »

try a noose around your scrawny fucking pencil neck.

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it's been awhile.
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2017, 10:16:44 AM »

Paisley patterned cravat, shocking pink cords and a white linen, loose fit blouse.  Well worn sandals and topped off with a French sailors hat.



Post a pic up.
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2017, 11:30:36 AM »

Depends on her age and class.

If 16+ to 31 and working class - trendy cheap high fashion shite clothing where you expose your white CK, tight tee shirt to show off your biceps and pecs, tight funny fitting jeans, trainers and an armful of crap tats and scruffy beard. Slight odour of BO from the gym work out helps the sluttier types

If 16+ to 31 and educated middle class - smart casual with elegant jeans, light brown shoes, boss jacket and slim fitting paisley shirt. Clean shaven with moistured face.

If over 31, it doesn't matter as they'll be desperate for cock
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2017, 11:34:18 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2017, 12:00:04 PM »

Play it safe' little black dress & high heels. :like:
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2017, 12:03:44 PM »

And the correct answer for Flar is a condom.
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2017, 12:11:17 PM »

Is she compis mentus or even breathing?
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2017, 12:23:50 PM »

Is she compis mentus?

nah mate English
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2017, 12:36:13 PM »

I find that a 1977 Metallica t-shirt usually impresses the ladies.
 
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2017, 12:49:46 PM »

I find that a 1977 Metallica t-shirt usually impresses the ladies.
 
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you lying fuck,they didn't form until 81
(according to you)
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2017, 09:34:19 PM »

I find that a 1977 Metallica t-shirt usually impresses the ladies.
 
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you lying fuck,they didn't form until 81
(according to you)

FUN FACT: I used to bump into James Hetfield from time to time.  He had a house near my old one.  Seemed like a down to earth kind of chap.
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2017, 09:40:13 PM »

Soooooooo..

- What did you wear (please say Rids' suggestion)?

- Did you get some pleasant minge time as a result?

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