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« on: February 09, 2017, 05:36:02 PM »

Is married to a woman


I wonder if Mikel has had a sex change monkey
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2017, 05:58:11 PM »

And my sister is married to a bloke  monkey
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Rob Nichols ruined my life.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2017, 06:10:23 PM »

And my sister is married to a bloke  monkey


Is she called Mikel? monkey
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2017, 06:19:21 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM »

charles

Was there any talk about them on "the scene" at the time Matty?  :matty:
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2017, 07:53:57 PM »

Elton John was once married to a woman. klins
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2017, 12:05:43 AM »

Elton John was once married to a woman. klins

And Oscar Wilde!
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2017, 12:22:04 AM »

Elton John was once married to a woman. klins

And Oscar Wilde!

Elton John was once married to Oscar Wilde?

Well... that explains everything!
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2017, 04:36:20 AM »

Elton John was once married to a woman. klins

And Oscar Wilde!

Elton John was once married to Oscar Wilde?

Well... that explains everything!
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2017, 01:26:45 PM »

Shagged Davina McCall cos she thought he was Ryan Giggs.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2017, 01:35:17 PM »

Robbo, sky sports woman, Mrs Robbo, hotel room, broken leg, hiding under the bed, plaster cast sticking out, seen by Mrs Robbo
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2017, 02:31:50 PM »

Shagged Davina McCall cos she thought he was Ryan Giggs.

Who? Oscar Wilde or Elton John?
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2017, 02:38:32 PM »

Robbo, sky sports woman, Mrs Robbo, hotel room, broken leg, hiding under the bed, plaster cast sticking out, seen by Mrs Robbo

I thought you meant Robbso at first.  charles
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2017, 02:39:01 PM »

Viv & Mrs B.  charles
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2017, 04:30:32 PM »

Shagged Davina McCall cos she thought he was Ryan Giggs.

Who? Oscar Wilde or Elton John?

Nah, Genghis Fucking Khan
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