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Frank
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« on: March 29, 2007, 11:52:25 AM »

Anyone up for it?
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Big Shot
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 11:55:35 AM »

It'd be no contest. 

There is no stopping Bob once he gets on the Campari and Sodas
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SouthernSmogette2
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 11:56:01 AM »

Anyone up for it?

What qualifies as young and auld......
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 12:02:09 PM »

can Monty be the ref? or will he get caught up in the emotion of it all and end up the first one pissed
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BoroG
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 12:03:10 PM »

Anyone up for it?

What qualifies as young and auld......

i'm old - you are young

(oldies - this one can drink - watch her)
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BrownSmog86
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 12:06:08 PM »

If it is arranged after next week then I'm up for it. Let the brutality ensue.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2007, 12:06:28 PM »

It'll end up everyone sat round a table drooling on themselves.


Add the smell of Urine and you've got Bob anyways, whey low blow.
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BoroG
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 12:07:54 PM »

If it is arranged after next week then I'm up for it. Let the brutality ensue.

not sure if you young pups have realised, but we have Steve G on our team. You have Wardy.

game over already
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Bob End
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2007, 12:10:02 PM »

If I'm still sober but piss myself, do I win or lose?
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SouthernSmogette2
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 12:14:14 PM »

If it is arranged after next week then I'm up for it. Let the brutality ensue.

not sure if you young pups have realised, but we have Steve G on our team. You have Wardy.

game over already

Fuck you auld welsh tart (ahem....please)

My capabilities are beyond human - even the irish are scared  klins  :beer:  :beer:
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BrownSmog86
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2007, 12:17:11 PM »

If I'm still sober but piss myself, do I win or lose?

 :pele:

@ Boris: I have a cunning plan to eliminate Goldby involving a pie, rohypnol, a dwarf and a ladyboy. this will take him out. Team Youngsters will win. Go team.
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Frank
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2007, 12:18:39 PM »

Not sure when this would happen but I'm definately up for it, If you fancy a go, put ya name down:

Young Uns:

Frank

Auld Cunts:
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Bob End
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2007, 12:20:28 PM »

If I'm still sober but piss myself, do I win or lose?

 :pele:

@ Boris: I have a cunning plan to eliminate Goldby involving a pie, rohypnol, a dwarf and a ladyboy. this will take him out. Team Youngsters will win. Go team.

Does he have to eat them all?
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2007, 12:20:50 PM »

Not sure when this would happen but I'm definately up for it, If you fancy a go, put ya name down:

Young Uns:

Frank

Auld Cunts:
auld Frank (me that is)
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BoroG
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2007, 12:21:30 PM »


@ Boris: I have a cunning plan to eliminate Goldby involving a pie, rohypnol, a dwarf and a ladyboy. this will take him out. Team Youngsters will win. Go team.
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^^^ Bah - that it is a week night for our gaffer.

i'll take on smogette in a head to head mick
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BrownSmog86
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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2007, 12:24:18 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)

team incontinence:


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fiddler on the smog
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2007, 12:25:26 PM »

I dont know which bracket i fall into
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2007, 12:26:16 PM »

The old bracket Fids.



No im just kidding, one of us! one of us!

I'd be up for a piss up like if this gets organised on a day Im off.
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SouthernSmogette2
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2007, 12:26:42 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)
SouthernSmogette (if I can be convinced of the youths potential)

team incontinence:
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Frank
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2007, 12:27:08 PM »

I dont know which bracket i fall into

Which ever you feel most comfortable in.... Think of it this way, do you have control of your bladder? Coz if you do your on the young uns  :basil:
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 12:27:49 PM »

There's gonna be some death happening here. Better start recruiting some new young 'uns.

Just name your time and place becasue I am well up for this. 
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 12:28:24 PM »

I dont know which bracket i fall into

Which ever you feel most comfortable in.... Think of it this way, do you have control of your bladder? Coz if you do your on the young uns  :basil:

I can drink all day without having to go to the toilet.  I'll need somewhere for my colostomy bag though
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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 12:28:56 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)
SouthernSmogette (if I can be convinced of the youths potential)
Bob

team incontinence:
Mick


arf  monkey
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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 12:29:05 PM »

i'll take on smogette in a head to head mick
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You know fine well that's another thread altogether.
I'll flirt all you want lover boy - but when it comes to porter, it's a serious fucking business sunshine. Your diversion tactics are futile...







*Flashes Boobs*

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fiddler on the smog
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 12:30:02 PM »

can i submit tomorrows drinking tally as my contribution, i'm an afternoon drinking journey into the unknown
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SteveG
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2007, 12:30:12 PM »

The young 'uns are making excuses already and we haven't even nominated a place yet.

Not on a week night, not if I have school tomorrow etc, etc...

Come on you big bunch of puffters. Are you in or not?
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2007, 12:30:34 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)
SouthernSmogette (if I can be convinced of the youths potential)
Bob

team incontinence:
Bob End


arf  monkey


Yeah funny as fuck that.  
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2007, 12:31:19 PM »

The young 'uns are making excuses already and we haven't even nominated a place yet.

Not on a week night, not if I have school tomorrow etc, etc...

Come on you big bunch of puffters. Are you in or not?

I hope it involves the Bongo.
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Frank
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2007, 12:33:15 PM »

No one is making excuses! So far it seems that we have 3 players and you have one... probably all start popping ya clogs soon  :basil:
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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2007, 12:33:44 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)
SouthernSmogette (if I can be convinced of the youths potential)
Bob

team incontinence:
Bob End


arf  monkey


Yeah funny as fuck that.  


Funny enough to steal
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Big Shot
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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2007, 12:34:17 PM »

Count me in










(for the away leg in London)    :shrug:
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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2007, 12:34:52 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86 (if its arranged while Im back home)
SouthernSmogette (if I can be convinced of the youths potential)
Bob

team incontinence:
Bob End is a big gay homo.


arf  monkey


Yeah funny as fuck that.  


Funny enough to steal

Don't know what you're talking about.
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2007, 12:35:11 PM »

The young 'uns are making excuses already and we haven't even nominated a place yet.

Not on a week night, not if I have school tomorrow etc, etc...

Come on you big bunch of puffters. Are you in or not?

I hope it involves the Bongo.

Urgh.
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BoroG
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2007, 12:36:17 PM »

i'll take on smogette in a head to head mick
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You know fine well that's another thread altogether.
I'll flirt all you want lover boy - but when it comes to porter, it's a serious fucking business sunshine. Your diversion tactics are futile...

*Flashes Boobs*

well seeing as last time i saw you you were legless and i had to, ahem, help you to the train station, where you missed the train 3 times. This leg is won already.

put those boobs away.
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luke smogwalker
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2007, 12:36:52 PM »

Well... I'm going to be on the winning team - Auld Cunts it is..... :beer: :rudi2:
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SouthernSmogette2
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2007, 12:39:48 PM »

i'll take on smogette in a head to head mick
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You know fine well that's another thread altogether.
I'll flirt all you want lover boy - but when it comes to porter, it's a serious fucking business sunshine. Your diversion tactics are futile...

*Flashes Boobs*

well seeing as last time i saw you you were legless and i had to, ahem, help you to the train station, where you missed the train 3 times. This leg is won already.

put those boobs away.

Oh Fuck off - yes I was certainly worse for the wotsit, but your diversion tactics were new to me then. Now I know your archilles heel I'll have you on your back in no time  monkey 

ahem....concentrate  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:
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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2007, 01:07:35 PM »

Get me on Team Young'uns! I seem to remember a particular early morning flight from Teesside to Heathrow in May. Micky Boro, Harry C, Retro Barker and Simmo were all getting stuck into either a coffee or tea. Myself i was getting stuck into a G&T at 6.30am in the morning. I will drink all you auld cunts under the table!
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2007, 01:10:43 PM »

Get me on Team Young'uns! I seem to remember a particular early morning flight from Teesside to Heathrow in May. Micky Boro, Harry C, Retro Barker and Simmo were all getting stuck into either a coffee or tea. Myself i was getting stuck into a G&T at 6.30am in the morning. I will drink all you auld cunts under the table!

not after i kick you at footy tonight! monkey mcl
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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2007, 03:48:35 PM »

I'll have a dabble in this like
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Frank
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« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2007, 04:24:27 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86
SouthernSmogette
Juno
Fids (?)
Beanio
Toby


team incontinence:
Steve G
Peter

Micky, Bob, Monts???? Anyone else? Younguns are going to waltz (or stagger) to victory at this rate
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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2007, 04:27:19 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86
SouthernSmogette
Juno
Fids (?)
Beanio
Toby


team incontinence:
Steve G
Peter

Micky, Bob, Monts???? Anyone else? Younguns are going to waltz (or stagger) to victory at this rate

What's the age limit for the teams then?

I want The Wizard of Smog in our team along with Harry Callaghan as they are both Beer Monsters Extraordinaire.   
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2007, 04:32:12 PM »

Does 30 class as old or young or can i have a middle aged gang to compete against you lot.
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2007, 04:35:13 PM »

Team young uns:
Frank
BrownSmog86
SouthernSmogette
Juno
Fids (?)
Beanio
Toby


team incontinence:
Steve G
Peter

Micky, Bob, Monts???? Anyone else? Younguns are going to waltz (or stagger) to victory at this rate

What's the age limit for the teams then?

I want The Wizard of Smog in our team along with Harry Callaghan as they are both Beer Monsters Extraordinaire.   

I'm up for a night out.
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2007, 04:46:24 PM »

Got room for another "Zimmer" in the car park ?
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Now I'm a gatesist?

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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2007, 04:47:43 PM »

Does 30 class as old or young or can i have a middle aged gang to compete against you lot.

thats why i'm conflumoxed, only a couple of years off it

i'm in whatever team smalltown chooses as i was in the same year as him at school
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« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2007, 04:48:19 PM »

Got room for another "Zimmer" in the car park ?

Yes. I know you can handle several beverages all at once. So you're in.

The young 'uns are in big trouble now!
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luke smogwalker
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« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2007, 04:57:45 PM »

Does 30 class as old or young or can i have a middle aged gang to compete against you lot.

thats why i'm conflumoxed, only a couple of years off it

i'm in whatever team smalltown chooses as i was in the same year as him at school

i'm ONLY 32 FFS!!!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »

Got room for another "Zimmer" in the car park ?

Get in! Sherers of the brown beer academy rides into town on his incontinent hoss
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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2007, 05:13:21 PM »

So when is this (extremely) one sided contest likely to take place ?

And will the losing side be paying the bar bill ?

if so bring money kiddies,LOT'S of money, ha ha ha !!


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« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2007, 05:16:08 PM »

I reckon below 25 is young for these purposes. In saying this, I am NOT suggesting people over 25 are old, past it or decrepid*. I'm just saying the demographics of the board seem to suggest that if we use 25years of age, the teams might have an even number of drinkers.

Also, how is it going to work? The number of pints/drinks consumed by each team? The average drink per person in each team? Or are people going to be paired off to drink against a partner, and the winner of the two wins a point, and the points are then added at the end? Or, my favourite, last man standing wins it for the team?

This, will get messy.

























*Though of course, they are.
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