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1 / Message Board / Re: Waking Lion - It Is Finished on: July 30, 2010, 09:51:13 PM
I am sorry to here this Steve, I thought it was going to be a huge success for you. If you want to meet up for a pint give me a shout.
2 / Message Board / Want some free lager for the World Cup? Of Course you do! on: June 05, 2010, 12:26:03 PM
Go on this website fill in your details, invite your mates. Once your five mates have accepted you get a free voucher for a 10 pint keg of either Carling, Grolsch or Coors Light. You could help me out by clicking the link below and I will return the favour
3 / Message Board / Re: A serious business for me... on: May 04, 2010, 09:35:12 PM
I think your constituency is Liverpool Riverside Udders which is a stronghold for the Labour party. The only way the tories would get hold of that seat is if they put Kenny Dalglish up for nomination.

To double check go to the beeb and put in your postcode
4 / Message Board / Sunderland goal by Balloon on: October 17, 2009, 05:50:46 PM
5 / Message Board / Re: Nigel Pearson on: September 30, 2009, 12:48:49 AM

6 / Message Board / Re: V Festival on: August 24, 2009, 10:29:02 PM
Just got back from V Festival. Took seven hours to get off the bloody car park! Was a good weekend until that point.
7 / Message Board / Re: is anyone else going to martys funeral tomorrow on: July 27, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
I couldnt get the time off work unforunately, but I will be thinking of him tomorrow.
8 / Message Board / Re: here are the details for marty's funeral on: July 24, 2009, 12:58:05 AM
I will try and get down to it
9 / Message Board / Re: I'm sorry to have to inform you on: July 17, 2009, 04:07:27 PM
RIP Marty, I will have a few ales tonight to honour you. I will never forget the live Eurovision commentary as you had me in stitches that night.

This is bloody Downings fault this is
10 / Message Board / Re: iv got some really bad news on: July 11, 2009, 06:13:41 PM
One of the funniest guys I have had the pleasure of meeting. Please pass on my best wishes Deeno.
11 / Message Board / Re: Villa Game tomorrow on: May 15, 2009, 08:43:35 PM
I will try and find you all, Micky give me a text where you are at in the morn
12 / Message Board / Re: If anyone wants a giggle on: May 08, 2009, 07:13:58 PM
13 / Message Board / Coming Soon to BBC One on: April 27, 2009, 08:51:44 PM

Unashamedly stolen from a Sunderland message board.
14 / Message Board / Re: Anyone meeting up for a beer or two tomorrow? on: April 17, 2009, 10:48:07 PM
I will show my face as well
15 / Message Board / Re: COB 5 a side! on: April 10, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
I am up for some 5 a side action. Monday and Thursday nights are no good for me though but other than that im free.
16 / Message Board / Re: Three second red card! on: December 29, 2008, 09:11:32 PM
Lee Todd is my half cousin  souey

He did play for Southampton in the Prem though
17 / Message Board / Re: Would anyone with a season ticket like to do me a favour? on: November 21, 2008, 07:58:25 PM
I will help you out mate. Which Nigerian email address to do i need to send my details to?
18 / Message Board / Re: Gary O'Neil on: October 30, 2008, 01:50:09 AM
I had 2 on Gary O'Neil to score the last goal!  :bc:

Dont ask me why I decided to have a bet on him!
19 / Message Board / Re: pollocks right foot on: October 28, 2008, 05:25:29 PM
It is indeed! Thank you kindly  jc :beer:
20 / Message Board / Re: Jobs I would be sacked from inside 5 minutes on: October 28, 2008, 03:21:59 PM
A fluffer?
21 / Message Board / Re: Attire for Wigan on: September 21, 2008, 05:10:25 PM
A trilby is a must as well
22 / Message Board / Sunderland unveil third shirt on: August 13, 2008, 02:16:55 AM
23 / Message Board / Thriller on A171 on: August 11, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
Some stupid bastard is doing Michael Jackson impressions at the Acklam Road turn off
24 / Message Board / Re: Lucha Libre on: July 03, 2008, 12:09:47 PM
If there is one similar to Jushin Thunder Liger then please get me one! If not don't bother. Budget of about 30 give me a text if there is. I fancied going to this but my Nan was inconveniently born 70 years ago on Friday. Oh and below is Jushin Liger

25 / Message Board / Re: Lucha Libre on: July 03, 2008, 11:49:43 AM
Four tickets bought for Saturday night's show.

Cheers James.  What time shall we meet you?


Doors at 7pm. Come on, Rex, you know it's gonna be fun.

Oh damn....just realised that I'm alphabetising my Springsteen record collection on Saturday....

Another time, perhaps... klins

Never mind. I'll buy you a mask.

Could you get me one too?  O0
26 / Message Board / Re: Blakeston and Norton Schools are merging to one on: June 27, 2008, 01:13:48 AM
With Blakey only getting 3% in the GCSE grades in 2007 (The second worst in England and Wales) it is not that big of a surprise really.
27 / Message Board / Re: Middlesbrough Town Hall on: June 25, 2008, 09:46:41 PM
Best bet is to park behind Absolute (Formerly the Ayresome Park Pub) It has CCTV and is 20 secs away from the hairy lemon.
28 / Message Board / Re: Alves not in Brazil Olympic squad on: June 13, 2008, 05:19:38 PM
Was it Carlos Marinnelli?
29 / Message Board / Re: Wedding Speech on: June 03, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
One of the funniest intros I have heard was "Sorry I am a bit nervous so I needed to prepare a few lines earlier. I snorted them in the toilet 5 minutes ago"
30 / Message Board / Re: Have you ever had any kind of surgery? on: June 03, 2008, 07:47:59 PM
9 month old - Had an intersusception, which basically means my intestine went inside out where it connects to the stomach so I ended up more dehydrated than Ghandi's flip-flop and could not past waste. Was an hour away from dying, before they popped my insides correct.

12 year old had a nose op, after I broke it when I received an arse to the face during a game of footy.

14 year old had an eye op to correct a lazy eye.

21 year old had frenoplasty which is basically a retuning of the banjo chord.
31 / Message Board / Re: Middlesbrough Music Live on: June 02, 2008, 06:01:52 PM
Probably the best yet, for me anyway.

Got to see lots of bands and met up with a few good folk from the message board.

Great to see Lil and family, Steve G was on good form.  Darkside was great company, even though I got very, very drunk.

Good to see Kris and his mate again.  As well as Fids and her crew.

Must post my pics of Micky Boro vs Dan le Sac, along with Scrubious Pip vs Micky Boro.

And what about me you drunken bastard!  :otter:
32 / Message Board / Where the hell is everyone? on: May 26, 2008, 12:26:49 PM
You would think the football season is over!
33 / Message Board / Re: European Championship 2008 Sweepstake! on: May 22, 2008, 04:33:13 PM
01. James (Italy)
02. Boris(Romania)
03.  JFH (Sweden)
04. Kris (Turkey)
05. legendinho (Croatia)
06. Bob End
07. FIDS
08. Juno
09. Lorem Ipsum (Germany)
10. Zorro
11. Tioby (Spain)
12. PRF
13. Streetnaughty (Netherlands)
34 / Message Board / Re: JOHN TERRY on: May 21, 2008, 11:46:06 PM
35 / Message Board / Re: Who was booked first in the Champs League final? on: May 21, 2008, 11:45:09 PM
ginger twat was booked first. :redcard:

Hmm. See other thread.

It was definitely Makelele when no-shoulders was gathering his claret.
36 / Message Board / Re: FAO SteveG on: May 21, 2008, 11:43:51 PM
OK, now I know everyone is looking at this thread, so I'll ask this.

Scholes booked first? 1 @10/1 I had him.

Now, on 22mins, Scholes was booked for his foul on Makelele. About 10 seconds later, Makelele was booked.

At this moment, my Ladbrokes account says I've lost the bet on Scholes to be booked first.

I'll give it until 10am tomorrow to realise that I've won. If not, who do I contact?

OK, it's only a tenner. But to me, that's a fucking fortune.

If you look on their website their will be a dispute email address, but Makelele was shown the yellow card first when Scholes was clutching his face on the ground.
37 / Message Board / Re: Euro 2008: FANTASY FOOTBALL & PREDICTION GAME on: May 17, 2008, 12:47:36 PM
They are doing all the warm up friendlies as well.
38 / Message Board / Re: Derty Leeds on: May 13, 2008, 08:40:45 AM
So thats Danny Graham, Windass and Barmby scored this weekend now, and John Eustace sent off. Good these playoffs like.

David Murphy scored for Birmingham, he's former Boro.
39 / Message Board / Re: Jawdies in Uefa cup on: May 12, 2008, 09:10:19 AM
With the sending off yesterday of Dunne, Newcastle are now 5th in the fair play league after leap frogging Man City.

I hope to fuck the league finished last week  souey

Not true mate, Newcastle were in 12th last week, it will be Fulham if Citeh move down a place.
40 / Message Board / Re: Packwolf's Tour Of North-East Shitholes on: May 07, 2008, 04:23:22 PM
i used to live in Felling, which is on same metro line to sunlun (where i was working urgh)

by far the roughest place i have lived, including St Pauls in Brizzle

Pah! Felling is luxury compared to living next to the Byker Wall!
41 / Message Board / Re: put your photo on here thread on: April 25, 2008, 03:06:32 PM
Alfred (Batmans Butler) is just over your right shoulder

I think that is Steve's dad  monkey
42 / Message Board / Re: Sicily on: April 25, 2008, 03:03:18 PM
Had a quick look on skyscanner and Easyjet fly to Palermo from Heathrow, otherwise you would need to contact travel agents to see if there is a charter flight going to there,
43 / Message Board / Re: put your photo on here thread on: April 25, 2008, 02:54:51 PM

From left to right

Monty, Darkside, Frank, Luke_smogwalker (silly millly), Toby, Micky Boro, Steve G, me, Retro Barker/ bakerez, comfy shoes and harry c
44 / Message Board / Re: What is your porn star name? on: April 25, 2008, 02:32:12 PM
Wispa Norwood
45 / Message Board / Re: CABARET AND COCKTAILS AT THE RIVERSIDE on: April 25, 2008, 02:24:43 PM
Is this a gay night?
46 / Message Board / Re: Crab and Lobster in Asenby on: April 24, 2008, 12:37:15 PM
Anyone been?........Would you recommend it?

Nice but bloody expensive
47 / Message Board / Re: After a couple of years.... on: April 24, 2008, 12:35:23 PM
welcome back mate, I remember you now, think we had a drink in the Lemon once in the company of Fidler on the smog?

You did indeed, I almost broke into Chaz and Dave when I heard your voice  mcl
48 / Message Board / After a couple of years.... on: April 24, 2008, 12:30:56 PM
I have decided to revert back to my old username! Looking at the old board gave me inspiration to do it. Anyone else gonna revert?
49 / Message Board / Re: TFM Traffic and Travel on: April 23, 2008, 02:56:09 PM
Bells Stores! Conveniently yours!

We are only closed when your asleep! (Unless it has been changed to a Sainsburys Local)
50 / Message Board / Re: IBR - Who is going? Who is Coming? on: April 16, 2008, 05:49:53 PM
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