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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: QUITE A FEW BORO.... on: Yesterday at 06:03:52 PM
What time is it where you are Matty? Are you out? No pun intended

You forgot to add ďmateĒ to the end of your post mate when youíre being particularly passive aggressive mate
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: QUITE A FEW BORO.... on: Yesterday at 05:33:22 PM
NO ONE PHONED YOU ASKING YOU TO GO

STOP FIBBING

STOP TALKING LIKE A COCKNEY

GROW UP
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who would you have as a guest on boro fan tv? on: Yesterday at 05:16:53 PM
Fuck off you daft spastic cunt.


 :alastair:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: Yesterday at 03:56:19 PM


 monkey monkey

You know shit has got serious on COB when the graphs come out
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TV/Film Characters You See Yourself Or COB Posters As A Watered Down Version Of on: Yesterday at 03:53:52 PM
Dicky - Mclovin from Superbad
Ralf - Colin Hunt from Fast Show
BF - that rock hard geezer off Minder
Ron - Hagrid
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: Yesterday at 03:51:36 PM
Well thereís you for one 
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: Yesterday at 03:51:05 PM
He's shite.

 jc


You absolute fucking cunt  :meltdown:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: Yesterday at 03:12:25 PM
Yeah get shot of admin  oleary

This is the same shit that is flung at charities... why all these pen pushing accountants, HR directors etc.

Yet people never question capitalist organisations for employing these same people. Why do they employ them? Hint - they make them more profitable
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: Yesterday at 03:01:08 PM
Told yer  monkey
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: Yesterday at 02:56:31 PM
Has it ever been established why they floated the Royal Mail shares at such a ridiculously low price?
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: Yesterday at 02:50:27 PM
You upset him Coulbs  cry cry
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Black VS White on: Yesterday at 01:28:47 PM
And thatís SCIENCE
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: Yesterday at 01:07:14 PM
Difficult concept for you?
 souey
Think Kate Moss.
don't understand why you put a contradictory term up,(it's not an oxymoron),are you saying kate moss is big and little as well.

Let me try to explain it another way; would you rather be hit with a biro or half a brick?
I understand that,but the little big  thing wasn't put that way.  unless it's just a throwaway nonsensical expression  to slag matty off with. :matty:


Fuck off you big little cunt  :gaz:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: Yesterday at 08:56:10 AM
I think heís full on u.s.a right through to the core , the Americans especially in the 70ís loved all that

I think thats how a large number understood him, blue collar, singing about america but they didnt listen beyond the hook and totally missed out on what the message was.  born in the USA being the classic example

 :like:


Like David Cameron saying ďEton RiflesĒ is one of his favourite songs  monkey souey
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: Yesterday at 08:28:41 AM
Absolutely love the boss. Seen him twice  :like:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: Yesterday at 06:13:00 AM
Knew Tezzer would know a fair bit about thumbers up the bummers in scrummers  :alastair:

I know youíd have been snapped in the first tackle you lanky little faggot.

I didnít need to play rugby at school, as I was good at sport  :like:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 07:58:56 PM
Knew Tezzer would know a fair bit about thumbers up the bummers in scrummers  :alastair:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 05:27:53 PM
Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:


Trying too hard. Shame.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 03:36:19 PM
Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

Donít bring Skelton into this  :redcard:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 03:35:18 PM
Ron is a let down to us all
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 03:28:18 PM
I'm not sure this has turned outas he planned. charles

Oh I think it has  :meltdown: :meltdown:
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 03:12:44 PM
Who the fucks on about bidets? 
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 03:02:20 PM
Thereís nowt more manly than a sneaky thumb up the bum in a ruck
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Durrant on: January 14, 2018, 02:32:38 PM
Bunting brought in £200k for the year?

Durrant could certainly look to emulate that.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Special Relationship on: January 14, 2018, 02:20:56 PM
Aye and the Scots love him for that golf course he built 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 01:21:11 PM
Thatís not very polite

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 01:17:18 PM
Shame.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Special Relationship on: January 14, 2018, 01:14:40 PM
...just wow

 jc
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pulis must now be beginning to assess this shower of shxte. on: January 14, 2018, 12:55:24 PM
We crawled a bit better than Brighton
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 12:54:37 PM
Interesting like lying on the beach supping 65p beers from a shack?

I generally read more books on holiday too  :pd:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Got some free trainers today on: January 14, 2018, 12:41:45 PM
You still look a massive cunt Iím afraid. Just make it £2k when H&M doesnít go under.


Iím willing to cancel the debt if you tell us what the question was  mick mick


Donít let it be said I never help out those less fortunate  :pope2:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 12:38:43 PM
I check my phone at home... I check my phone on holiday. Itís just a different country, WiFi still works the same

I go on Facebook, and bbc sport, and do my fantasy football too  :mido:


I donít get this argument that going online = must be having a shit time. Does that mean everyone who posts on here just has a shit life at home  :pd:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Got some free trainers today on: January 14, 2018, 12:31:04 PM
Because you havent posed THE QUESTION
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Coolest monkey in the jungle on: January 14, 2018, 12:24:55 PM
Youíve ďprovenĒ nowt you utter mentalist
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Coolest monkey in the jungle on: January 14, 2018, 12:18:19 PM
Iíll take that first bet thanks 


Iíll buy Dave some new Nikes
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Coolest monkey in the jungle on: January 14, 2018, 12:14:59 PM
How much?
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Coolest monkey in the jungle on: January 14, 2018, 12:12:16 PM
Business in ruins  :alf:  charles

Youíre priceless son shine
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARTLEPOOL UNITED on: January 14, 2018, 11:02:35 AM
Think a few teams in the NW would have something to say about that!
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Iíve been Quiet on: January 14, 2018, 05:33:15 AM
But weíre in the top 10  :pd:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 05:57:04 PM
I see he chucked Clayton on for Braithwaite. So at least we had a good go 
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 04:53:48 PM
This is prejudiced reporting!!
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 04:11:13 PM
Keep me posted though please. Zero chance of commentary here, think theyíre on dial up 
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 04:10:31 PM
Gestede chance.  1-on-1.

Heh.

He is shite.

Fuck off
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 13, 2018, 03:55:47 PM
Donít know why anyone would think that about BF?

He never goes on about being absolutely fucking solid or anything

Tongue in cheek you stupid bastard

Obviously im being too subtle for you  souey

Its like i dont really believe you are as much of a faggotty snowflake shithouse in real life as you make out here

 


The COB classic!
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is the correct way to spell... on: January 13, 2018, 03:54:06 PM
He doesnít to look daft texting his equally granite mates. The correct spelling of GADGE can make or break a social standing in the circle of granite-ness
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 03:52:16 PM
When youíre away half the year, is it really a holiday? Who knows.

Sri Lanka in Oct for the test series though  :mido: :mido:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 03:40:52 PM
I am quite surprised that you are a fan of squirting hot fluid up your bumhole.

Shocked I tell ya.










 :alastair:

Hot??

What the fuck sort of deviant ARE you
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Paris Break on: January 13, 2018, 03:40:07 PM
You havenít read a book since school you fookin imbecile
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 03:37:50 PM
Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry

Theyre all over Europe you daft cunt

Are you really on here on your holiday again

Tragic

Been away since new year mate. Itís a tough life!

Back at the end of the month, home for a month, then away again for a few weeks. Soz  :matty:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 03:32:17 PM
Is the toileting facilities. Why donít we have those hand held arse showers in Europe? The cleanliness is unrivalled, and very soothing the morning after*






*a curry
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