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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I am off ...seeya on: August 13, 2019, 08:19:33 PM
I used to enjoy coming on here...bit of a craic, light hearted banter, and even some footy talk.
Now its just fucking pathetic....that twat Riverside Rifle should be the first against the wall . Utter twat
see ya
 :mido:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liddle is a racist biggot on: August 08, 2019, 04:24:47 PM
What a fucking evil thing to say. This Rifle fella needs a good kick  in the fucking bollocks
 :wanker:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Come on you Dutch!! on: July 07, 2019, 03:41:31 PM
I think the yank bints will no doubt give the dutch a good strap on style shafting up their daffy scented ring pieces....but here's hoping for an upset

 :jowo2:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Diamond League Athletics on: July 07, 2019, 01:51:44 PM
Wimbledon - FUCK ALL - why have a rest day on a Sunday
Cricket - FUCK ALL - , and I refuse to watch womens cricket
Footy - FUCK ALL - although I might watch a bit of the women's footy later , to perve at the fit yank striker bint
F!- FUCK ALL - but that bores me to tears.

...so watching drug cheats run around a fucking track
 souey

5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lids - Cape Verde on: July 05, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
My wife wants to go to Cape Verde in a couple of weeks for a week
Hotel recommendations?
Do you get fucking pestered by lucky lucky geezers etc
Cheers
 :jowo2:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 04, 2019, 03:38:45 PM
Now I am confused as a cow on an astroturf pitch.

I co own a pub, probably the nicest little pub in Berkshire, and I often help out on busy Sundays, cooking and plating Sunday dinners

 :jowo2:

7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Offended on: July 03, 2019, 05:28:23 PM
I think she is pretending to suck a very small cock.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 09:00:52 PM
I have a big fuck off house in Berkshire, with lovely gardens that I tend to myself.

 :like:




Pakis tanis are great gardeners apparetely  :like:


Aye, good at planting......IEDs

 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 08:47:54 PM
I have a big fuck off house in Berkshire, with lovely gardens that I tend to myself.

 :like:



10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 08:28:40 PM
A couple of weekends ago, I was watching my 18 year old son play cricket for the local team 3rds.

They were a man short, and I was asked if I wanted to play. Although I hadn't played since I left school 40 years back, I always like a challenge.

Coming in at number 6, the wicket keeper starting take the piss out of my stance...sledging I think its called.

I informed the big nosed short arsed paki, that I was from the Boro, and anymore shite from him, then I would wrap my cricket bat around his fucking head.

I went on to score a quick fire 40.

 :jowo2:



11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England splitarses will get beat tonight on: July 02, 2019, 08:09:59 PM
The yanks are giving the Brits a good strap on
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 07:42:51 PM
Thames Tideway Super Sewer
Battersea Power Station Project
Hinkley Point

I have weaved my magic on all them major projects.

I can also run a sub 22 min ParK Run. Not bad for a 56 year old.

I am fit as fuck

 
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 05:38:17 PM
After leaving Teesside, i quickly moved through the gears, and became the best Civil Engineering Site Manager in the UK

I could do a tool box talk and a lift plan on the back of a fag packet, and it would be clearly understood by all on site.

I was the best Black Hat in the fucking country

 
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 05:03:13 PM
I bet Liddle never won Apprentice of the year...twice...and got distinctions in all his City and Guilds at day release in Longlands
 :pope2:

At the first year apprentice training school, where you try all the various trades and pick the best that suits you, the manager told me to pick any I wanted, because I would boss them all. I was a sorcerer on a lathe and could wire a plug one handed, but fuck been a sparky....all them silly little fucking wires. I bet a sparky couldnt swing a sledge properly

Shame they didnt do apprentice brain surgery.
I would have mastered that too

 :jowo2:

15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 01:01:40 PM
Aye, at the time, us Platers were only allowed to tack, but when no union cunts was watching, I would lay down OH fillets, better than the old time welders with 30 years experience. Welders were just platers with their fucking brains bashed in.

My burning was better than the fucking guillotine

I was fucking good like

 :jowo2:

16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 12:29:35 PM
I kid you not!
Before I was forced to jack the trade in, in the late 80s (fucking tory twats), and head south, I could do fucking magic with steel. The old timers, welders, burners, grinders and chargehands, would often stand and applaud at the end of a shift.

Give me a good plate of steel, and none of that tin shite, and I would knock out a pressure vessel before most cunts had even clocked on.

I was fucking top of my game

 :jowo2:



17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Womens world cup on: June 24, 2019, 07:23:07 PM
Some ugly looking dykes, but also some very shagable women playing.
A very tidy looking ref in the Spain v USA games, and the lineswomen would get one also.
The football is shit though....bit like the Boro under Pulis
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England away on: June 06, 2019, 11:03:31 AM
I just hope there is a coach full of Russians on tour in the area, so they could give the  stupid cunts a good fucking slapping again
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 10:05:53 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers


The irony is never lost when some self-hating cunt hopes a bunch of hooligans kick fuck out of a bunch of hooligans, because they were being hooligans. It's always the lefty types (that hate their own country) that come out with this.

 :wanker:

Might explain those Russian flags we see at middle-class demos 

I may be a known SFLD on here, but I love my country, absolutely fucking love it, it's jingoistic narrow minded inward looking tossers I can't stand....of any nationality
One love  :pope2:

I'd love to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:54:57 PM
Nothing worse than some retard spewing out shit quotes.

 :mido:
 :wanker:

If you have a problem with me than cry me a river and drown yourself in it
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:43:59 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers


The irony is never lost when some self-hating cunt hopes a bunch of hooligans kick fuck out of a bunch of hooligans, because they were being hooligans. It's always the lefty types (that hate their own country) that come out with this.

 :wanker:

Might explain those Russian flags we see at middle-class demos 


Fuck off you stupid thick twat
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:08:47 PM
As I said.
Fucking wankers
I hope they get locked up and fucking gang raped
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 08:52:49 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Liverpool 3 Spurs 0 on: June 01, 2019, 06:25:14 PM
That will be the result.

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Mo Farah on: April 28, 2019, 08:57:28 PM
He is fucking shit.

 :wanker: rava
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: READING ODDS !!! on: April 27, 2019, 02:44:04 PM
I am having a few quid on Reading.
We are shit at home, and they are on a bit of form....They are more or less safe so will be relaxed.
I live in Reading area, and listening to local radio...they are confident
 :mido:
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MONSTER ROLLS IN FROM MANIA WEEKEND on: April 09, 2019, 05:18:51 PM
I reckon your liver will be just about fucked

28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big Fight kicks off after the racing on: April 07, 2019, 03:24:26 PM
That is fucking bollocks pal

 :alf:
 :wanker:
get your facts right before slandering folk

 :mido:
 :wanker:

suits were coked up...and asking local youths for sniff....locals took offence ...
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / In my considered opinion on: March 29, 2019, 05:42:40 PM
Brexit women are a lot more shaggable than remaining ugly dyke women.

Some nice sorts mooching around Parly square earlier

 :nige:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Kristen Stewart on: March 27, 2019, 09:45:27 PM
She is lovely
Gif her

 
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Montenegro v England on: March 25, 2019, 09:24:54 PM
we are shit
 :meltdown:
 souey


i talk shite

 :meltdown:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Montenegro v England on: March 25, 2019, 09:14:29 PM
we are shit
 :meltdown:
 souey
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BEEN A BUZY F@CKING BEE !!! on: March 21, 2019, 05:58:29 PM
Well, this week I have..
dug up all the shit turf out of my back garden, dug the fucking thing over 3 rimes, picked out a million fucking stones, stomped and treaded the ground down 3 twatting times, raked the fucker 3 times.....and now awaiting for my new turf to be delivered Monday
 :like:
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What are your immediate thoughts when you look at this picture? on: March 21, 2019, 04:47:24 PM
If you zoom in massive percent, then you can see her fanny 
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FLETCHER on: March 13, 2019, 09:33:15 PM
now we will fucking defend  rava
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Shirt off weather today... on: February 25, 2019, 09:35:00 AM
Expecting 20 c in the sunny south today. Fucking bonkers weather for Feb  :homer:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BRITISH PASSPORT REVOKED !!! on: February 19, 2019, 10:33:32 PM
I would buck the IS bitch.....I reckon she is proper dirty  
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Wednesday Night Away Game At Sheff Utd on: February 13, 2019, 07:14:46 PM
We will get fucking battered     :tp2:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids on: February 09, 2019, 11:11:52 PM
Trying to get some coppers dogs teeth out his bollocks
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 11:05:30 PM
Theirs some right girls on here isnt their........

Wait till lidds gets here.....

Why dont all you girls fuck off to fmttm??

Why, do you love him 
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 10:33:31 PM
he is a hoolie voyeur    :nige:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 10:30:54 PM
Boro lads got a kicking  the Leeds fans also attacked the Lord Byron. The coppers waved their battons about, everyone ran away, the end.
you're not a bad lad robo , but I did catch you out last time against Sunderland did I not ?

that cunt in the blue coat took a good one. did you or your mate see that bit. Boro took no kicking that I will stand by. They didn't run the show but they never run either. Today will ramp things up for a few years. im a watcher by the way so don't need to bullshit

"im a watcher by the way"

 :alf:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 10:21:19 PM
Boro lads got a kicking  the Leeds fans also attacked the Lord Byron. The coppers waved their battons about, everyone ran away, the end.

...but apparently "it was a proper jolly boys outing"  :pope2:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 10:17:30 PM
TT. I hope you get locked up and get gang fucked in the showers...without lube  rava

I am sat in Lloyds waiting for our lass to pick me up, got lifted near wickers fighting 3 scum fans.. all got lifted... One of them got out with me so I gave him a few slaps, which he deserved... up at court on the 28 feb....Gonna enjoy this pint now....


did you genuinely get lifted? you're in big bother if they've got you on camera at any point. If it was under the bridge and not on camera you've got a chance. word on word will get you a fine and a ban.

Yes.. I dont tell lies...I will get what I get...no great shakes..
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 10:07:31 PM
jolly boys outing!!!   

you are such a fucking knob head


 :wanker:
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 09:45:39 PM
I hope (Boro and Leeds) they all get the fucking book thrown at them ....daft cunts. If that was Millwall scrapping, it would be headline news by now

I bet a load of youngsters witnessed all the 50 year old hoolies making twats  of themselves, and put them off going to matches for life
 lost
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 08:43:38 PM
proper jolly boys outing today. not a mobile phone in sight. is probably the best way to describe things.

did we win ? we didnt lose put it that way. to coin a liddle phrase. the might be a few early

morning knocks over this one. that camera on ther fly over near flares if switched on will take a few in.


it got tasty down the side of the hit bar with leeds and it got tasty under the fly over with the coppers

 
its that bit that might get messy as it spilled into the road and into the sight of the camera on the fly over. plenty stopped as the coppers pushed people back towards flares for obvious reasons


but some carried on. they might get the knock. them dogs are cunts if any dog handler is reading this, before you ask i was watching not taking part.


What the fuck is he on about   
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trouble after the game. on: February 09, 2019, 06:21:37 PM
Heard that Boro so called hard lads did a lot of running away with their handbags 
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For The Big One Early Saturday At Home Vs Dirty Leeds on: February 07, 2019, 05:30:03 PM
We will get proper fucked.
Injuries, bad feelings and shit home fan support

 rava
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / what on: February 05, 2019, 10:34:40 PM
...the fucking hell was that.
That was SHIT

 :wanker:
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