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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BLM in Brixton last night on: June 25, 2020, 01:15:09 PM
Some fucking tool over the road blaming it on too much sun and  youths having nowt to do  :alf:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BLM ??? on: June 08, 2020, 01:34:09 PM
Black lives matter alright!

They certainly matter to all the smack, crack, coke, dope heads around my way.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Peter Falconio murder in Australia on: June 08, 2020, 11:41:06 AM
I didnt realise she was having an affair with another Brit backpacker in Sydney, just prior to Falconio been killed

I would knob her like  :like:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The greatest overreaction in the history of mankind on: May 20, 2020, 10:54:04 PM
That's what's just happened / happening. The economy is fucked, the scientists are fucking idiots and when it all comes out in the wash, If we had just carried on as normal, ACTUAL excess deaths will be diddly squat,.
Fuck the furlough lazy wankers getting pissed in the sunshine
 Get to fuckin work.
What a fuckin mess
 
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does China owe the world coronavirus reparations? on: March 16, 2020, 06:02:00 PM
They started the Spanish flu of 1918 also, dirty cunts

I think that started in America

However, I have worked in China, and they are filthy people....always fucking spitting and blowing snot everywhere...

Edit
Actually just been reading up about it, and they reckon it did start in China....the twats.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TONIGHTS SUPER DUPER TREBLE 👍 on: February 18, 2020, 10:53:31 PM
Good treble call that like... :like:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TONIGHTS SUPER DUPER TREBLE 👍 on: February 18, 2020, 10:47:42 PM
 :like:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SUPERBOWL on: February 03, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
Don't even know the result, and cudnt give a flying fuck either...that is a shit game,  nearly as bad as basketcaseball
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lump on on: February 03, 2020, 08:59:49 PM
A load of black actors, directors, producers pick up a shit load of awards at the baftas,  oacars,  buffters next year. It will be the diversity year ....shit will hit the fan otherwise
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2 UP FRONT... on: January 14, 2020, 08:22:09 PM
what is the fucking team,,..can someone actually fucking post it  lost
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: buck or blow job on: December 24, 2019, 04:59:27 PM
When I was a young buck about town in the early 80s, I picked an old slapper up in the Speakeasy. Back to her place, and she took her false teeth out, and gave me the best gummy blowjob I ever had
 :jowo5:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Election Predictions on: December 12, 2019, 11:15:48 PM
Weegord    what a twat.....fucki gerrin
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHEN DOES THE TORY PARTY CHAMPIONS PARTY START THRN on: December 12, 2019, 11:13:13 PM
Fucking smashed it....Rob must be crying in his real ale...
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rancid Rob over the road, on: December 12, 2019, 01:54:14 AM
Any respect for him.has now gone.
What a fucking wanker.    Read one of his latest posts...about how he would ban Bojo....What a fucking idiot ..double standards tosser
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:44:09 PM
no cunts from Reading...all expats...we are fucking shit

off in town now...get coked up...and fuck the shit BORO
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:37:57 PM
we are fucking shit
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:34:13 PM
just spilled my pint
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:24:45 PM
we are fucking shit  :meltdown:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:19:44 PM
Made up bollocks,  :alf:

rose and thistle   argyle  street Reading   we are fucking shit
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:17:29 PM
fuck me ...we are getting even more fucking shit....
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:07:44 PM
they are from all over UK working here....we are so fucking shit
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 09:00:46 PM
Cider...to be honest, I am laughing like fuck also....we are fucking shit
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 08:55:42 PM
because we are fucking shit    really fucking shit.....fucking shit...
i cant blame them ....we are shit beyond belief
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / In a pub in Reading on: October 04, 2019, 08:42:03 PM
watching the game...locals are fucking pissing themselves laughing...
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAS ANYONE AT 55....? on: October 01, 2019, 06:58:37 PM
Had it done earlier this year. Fucking he'll, I thought the fucking thing was going to come out my mouth...and you get to watch the action aswell
Needs to be done though... :like:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NO ONE SHOULD EVER GO TO WORK... AND NOT COME HOME 👎 on: September 20, 2019, 11:35:01 AM
STUCK IN A MEWP WITH NO ESCAPE  👎

MEWP?

MEWP = Mobile elevated work platform.. Often called a cherry picker, but can be a scissor lift also

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I am off ...seeya on: August 13, 2019, 08:19:33 PM
I used to enjoy coming on here...bit of a craic, light hearted banter, and even some footy talk.
Now its just fucking pathetic....that twat Riverside Rifle should be the first against the wall . Utter twat
see ya
 :mido:
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liddle is a racist biggot on: August 08, 2019, 04:24:47 PM
What a fucking evil thing to say. This Rifle fella needs a good kick  in the fucking bollocks
 :wanker:
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Come on you Dutch!! on: July 07, 2019, 03:41:31 PM
I think the yank bints will no doubt give the dutch a good strap on style shafting up their daffy scented ring pieces....but here's hoping for an upset

 :jowo2:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Diamond League Athletics on: July 07, 2019, 01:51:44 PM
Wimbledon - FUCK ALL - why have a rest day on a Sunday
Cricket - FUCK ALL - , and I refuse to watch womens cricket
Footy - FUCK ALL - although I might watch a bit of the women's footy later , to perve at the fit yank striker bint
F!- FUCK ALL - but that bores me to tears.

...so watching drug cheats run around a fucking track
 souey

31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lids - Cape Verde on: July 05, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
My wife wants to go to Cape Verde in a couple of weeks for a week
Hotel recommendations?
Do you get fucking pestered by lucky lucky geezers etc
Cheers
 :jowo2:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 04, 2019, 03:38:45 PM
Now I am confused as a cow on an astroturf pitch.

I co own a pub, probably the nicest little pub in Berkshire, and I often help out on busy Sundays, cooking and plating Sunday dinners

 :jowo2:

33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Offended on: July 03, 2019, 05:28:23 PM
I think she is pretending to suck a very small cock.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 09:00:52 PM
I have a big fuck off house in Berkshire, with lovely gardens that I tend to myself.

 :like:




Pakis tanis are great gardeners apparetely  :like:


Aye, good at planting......IEDs

 
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 08:47:54 PM
I have a big fuck off house in Berkshire, with lovely gardens that I tend to myself.

 :like:



36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 08:28:40 PM
A couple of weekends ago, I was watching my 18 year old son play cricket for the local team 3rds.

They were a man short, and I was asked if I wanted to play. Although I hadn't played since I left school 40 years back, I always like a challenge.

Coming in at number 6, the wicket keeper starting take the piss out of my stance...sledging I think its called.

I informed the big nosed short arsed paki, that I was from the Boro, and anymore shite from him, then I would wrap my cricket bat around his fucking head.

I went on to score a quick fire 40.

 :jowo2:



37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England splitarses will get beat tonight on: July 02, 2019, 08:09:59 PM
The yanks are giving the Brits a good strap on
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 07:42:51 PM
Thames Tideway Super Sewer
Battersea Power Station Project
Hinkley Point

I have weaved my magic on all them major projects.

I can also run a sub 22 min ParK Run. Not bad for a 56 year old.

I am fit as fuck

 
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 05:38:17 PM
After leaving Teesside, i quickly moved through the gears, and became the best Civil Engineering Site Manager in the UK

I could do a tool box talk and a lift plan on the back of a fag packet, and it would be clearly understood by all on site.

I was the best Black Hat in the fucking country

 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 05:03:13 PM
I bet Liddle never won Apprentice of the year...twice...and got distinctions in all his City and Guilds at day release in Longlands
 :pope2:

At the first year apprentice training school, where you try all the various trades and pick the best that suits you, the manager told me to pick any I wanted, because I would boss them all. I was a sorcerer on a lathe and could wire a plug one handed, but fuck been a sparky....all them silly little fucking wires. I bet a sparky couldnt swing a sledge properly

Shame they didnt do apprentice brain surgery.
I would have mastered that too

 :jowo2:

41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 01:01:40 PM
Aye, at the time, us Platers were only allowed to tack, but when no union cunts was watching, I would lay down OH fillets, better than the old time welders with 30 years experience. Welders were just platers with their fucking brains bashed in.

My burning was better than the fucking guillotine

I was fucking good like

 :jowo2:

42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I was the best Plater on Teesside on: July 02, 2019, 12:29:35 PM
I kid you not!
Before I was forced to jack the trade in, in the late 80s (fucking tory twats), and head south, I could do fucking magic with steel. The old timers, welders, burners, grinders and chargehands, would often stand and applaud at the end of a shift.

Give me a good plate of steel, and none of that tin shite, and I would knock out a pressure vessel before most cunts had even clocked on.

I was fucking top of my game

 :jowo2:



43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Womens world cup on: June 24, 2019, 07:23:07 PM
Some ugly looking dykes, but also some very shagable women playing.
A very tidy looking ref in the Spain v USA games, and the lineswomen would get one also.
The football is shit though....bit like the Boro under Pulis
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England away on: June 06, 2019, 11:03:31 AM
I just hope there is a coach full of Russians on tour in the area, so they could give the  stupid cunts a good fucking slapping again
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 10:05:53 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers


The irony is never lost when some self-hating cunt hopes a bunch of hooligans kick fuck out of a bunch of hooligans, because they were being hooligans. It's always the lefty types (that hate their own country) that come out with this.

 :wanker:

Might explain those Russian flags we see at middle-class demos 

I may be a known SFLD on here, but I love my country, absolutely fucking love it, it's jingoistic narrow minded inward looking tossers I can't stand....of any nationality
One love  :pope2:

I'd love to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:54:57 PM
Nothing worse than some retard spewing out shit quotes.

 :mido:
 :wanker:

If you have a problem with me than cry me a river and drown yourself in it
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:43:59 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers


The irony is never lost when some self-hating cunt hopes a bunch of hooligans kick fuck out of a bunch of hooligans, because they were being hooligans. It's always the lefty types (that hate their own country) that come out with this.

 :wanker:

Might explain those Russian flags we see at middle-class demos 


Fuck off you stupid thick twat
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 09:08:47 PM
As I said.
Fucking wankers
I hope they get locked up and fucking gang raped
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / England fans in Porto on: June 05, 2019, 08:52:49 PM
Giving it large against the weak as piss locals and the chilled friendly Dutch.
They would  shit their pants if a Russian or two said hello again.
Fucking wankers
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Liverpool 3 Spurs 0 on: June 01, 2019, 06:25:14 PM
That will be the result.

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