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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Snitchen on: August 02, 2020, 04:01:45 PM
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY MONKYMAN. ? on: August 01, 2020, 12:15:47 PM
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 1 A.M HERE IN NEWBRASKA on: July 30, 2020, 09:50:01 PM
A STATE OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU TASTE THE T.BONE CHARLIE DRAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BEER ME DON KID 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍺🌈🤠

As Lids would say here comes another slippering..

Can you please point me to the Outback Steakhouse menu and specifically the T Bone steak?

They do not serve them closest you are going to get is a bone in Rib-Eye.

Yes I frequent Outback Steakhouse quite often.   :alf:

You seem fun.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Josh Windass. on: July 30, 2020, 02:39:43 PM
Quote
Bonny Langford!

She any good?
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stopped at BP garage Today on: July 30, 2020, 01:08:29 PM
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY T.M WHERE ARE YOU on: July 27, 2020, 11:11:20 PM
T_M WAS ONE OF MY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS BUT I FORGOT THE PASSWORD  lost
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wombles on: July 19, 2020, 09:00:48 PM
Bagpuss

 mick

Bagpuss McWombleBean could do a job for us at RB.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wombles on: July 19, 2020, 08:39:33 PM
Carlos Wombles would do a good job at CB for us.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Huddersfield on: July 19, 2020, 02:49:54 PM
Nigel Pearson has just left Watford. He's our man if Neil doesn't stay.
I WOULD LUV BIG FUCKING NIGE BUT GIBBO HAS KNOCKED HIM BACK TWICE  :meltdown:

Big Nice is well fit  :mido:
Dead big muscles  :alastair:
Lovely jaw line  :southcup:
Reasonable wide cock  :duh:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Admin apologies on: July 10, 2020, 05:57:09 PM
Can I request that Matty and I are banned please?
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Recommend me a pub round here with decent choice of lager on: July 09, 2020, 03:56:37 PM
Even better if there's a band on or even a quiz.

 

BEEN TOLD THE CROSS HAS BEEN PRETTY EMPTY  👍

PROBS ALL WAITING FOR ME TO GO BACK IN  😉


NO BANDS ON ANYWHERE LAD... NO BREATHING GERMS  ALLOWED ON PUNTERS NOW  👎

I know I would only go in the Cross if you were in.

I also like their packets of Scampi Fries.  They make my fingers smell nice.

Your fingers always smell nice, baby. Especially when you're asleep.

I may have fingers but I still don't have any hands. 

Please smell someone who has hands.

Dad? Is that you?!
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Recommend me a pub round here with decent choice of lager on: July 09, 2020, 03:41:33 PM
Even better if there's a band on or even a quiz.

 

BEEN TOLD THE CROSS HAS BEEN PRETTY EMPTY  👍

PROBS ALL WAITING FOR ME TO GO BACK IN  😉


NO BANDS ON ANYWHERE LAD... NO BREATHING GERMS  ALLOWED ON PUNTERS NOW  👎

I know I would only go in the Cross if you were in.

I also like their packets of Scampi Fries.  They make my fingers smell nice.

Your fingers always smell nice, baby. Especially when you're asleep.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone here have dirty nipples? on: July 09, 2020, 03:39:19 PM

Do you have a lot of hands?

I'm sorry I don't have any hands.

You dirty fucking cunt. Grow some fucking hands.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone here have dirty nipples? on: July 09, 2020, 03:01:29 PM
I know a guy in Redcar who can clean them for almost less than £0.50p.

You just have to promise not to look at him.

Sometimes he gets the male equivalent of a lady-boner when he's working, but apparently that's normal.

PM me, hun.
CLEM FANDANGO WILL BE INTERESTED YER NEED TO PM HIM  oleary

Not interested thanks.  My nipples are already clean.

 

Well, one of them is and that's the one I use.  So I'm OK for now.

Ask THUNDER, he likes nipples and that*. 






*Note: he is currently on one of his many flounces.

Do you have a lot of hands?
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Recommend me a pub round here with decent choice of lager on: July 09, 2020, 02:51:51 PM
My uncle is up from London for a week. Off out with him tonight for a few liveners.

He's not too keen on the lager at HQ so was thinking about the Cross. Anyone been in since it opened? What other pubs have a good selection of lagers in? I rarely venture out anywhere other than my two locals nowadays.

 jc

I have 2 really good answers, but need more info first. Does your uncle like to do many rapes?
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone here have dirty nipples? on: July 09, 2020, 11:39:06 AM
I know a guy in Redcar who can clean them for almost less than £0.50p.

You just have to promise not to look at him.

Sometimes he gets the male equivalent of a lady-boner when he's working, but apparently that's normal.

PM me, hun.

For an extra 25p you get a tickle and a 2 min reach around....So i've heard.......

How many hands do you have? I'm willing to be flexible on this.

Also, is it weird to give someone a gift card to a funeral home as a birthday gift?
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone here have dirty nipples? on: July 09, 2020, 11:17:41 AM
I know a guy in Redcar who can clean them for almost less than £0.50p.

You just have to promise not to look at him.

Sometimes he gets the male equivalent of a lady-boner when he's working, but apparently that's normal.

PM me, hun.
CLEM FANDANGO WILL BE INTERESTED YER NEED TO PM HIM  oleary

How many hands do you have? I'm lookiing for someone with less than 12.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Does anyone here have dirty nipples? on: July 09, 2020, 11:02:54 AM
I know a guy in Redcar who can clean them for almost less than £0.50p.

You just have to promise not to look at him.

Sometimes he gets the male equivalent of a lady-boner when he's working, but apparently that's normal.

PM me, hun.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Friend, Shotton, Howson and Britt on: July 08, 2020, 05:33:41 PM
Yes. If you had to put your penis in one of them and wiggle it around, which one would it be?

No question, they don't call him gorgeous george for nowt 😉

I have just achieved "Self-completion".
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Friend, Shotton, Howson and Britt on: July 08, 2020, 05:27:44 PM
Yes. If you had to put your penis in one of them and wiggle it around, which one would it be?
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone fancy a fight? on: June 02, 2020, 03:45:49 PM
My liquid lunch is hitting the spot now and I’m pumped

Fight and a bum?
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Posters on here from way way back on: May 31, 2020, 11:08:16 AM
Can I be your close friend, Bob?

Not sure if you are good enough

Is it ok if I touch you sometimes (not always)?
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO of CapsDave on: May 31, 2020, 09:36:58 AM
Do any of you want to have man sex in my bum please?
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pile on: May 30, 2020, 03:40:49 PM


Age: Early 40s. Location: Your clammy fists.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pile on: May 30, 2020, 03:02:04 PM
Fucking right  :pope2:

I only have £5. What does that get me?
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Pile on: May 30, 2020, 02:56:33 PM
Are you really good at doing sex?
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Looks quiet on here on: May 20, 2020, 06:15:03 PM
Fuck off Piles.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The relentless bullying and stalking on here on: November 21, 2019, 08:18:03 PM
Fuck off you big wobbly spastic fanny cunt. Jesus fucking wept, the fuck is wrong with you son?
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDDLE’S SMILE on: June 05, 2019, 08:31:57 PM
Fair play to Lids, takes a right hammering on here every day and keeps coming back for more  :lids: :lids:



Thicker (hide) than a rhino

Noticed the ones that got banned the other week have slowly crept back in and are up to the usual. They would only get to post once if i was admin, before the fuckin axe come out 

By axe, do you mean penis?
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This lad has the biggest cock in Middlesbrough on: June 05, 2019, 08:08:27 PM
How do you know the penis size of all the men in Middlesbrough?

Is he challenging your knowledge  :pd:  mcl


Yes.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This lad has the biggest cock in Middlesbrough on: June 05, 2019, 07:43:32 PM
How do you know the penis size of all the men in Middlesbrough?
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DUNHELM VOUCHER FOR SALE on: June 05, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Echo Falls..... Is that meant to be an incentive?!  Hardly one a wine connoisseur would dash to drink!!

33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOVE THESE BAD BOYS !!! on: June 04, 2019, 06:25:43 PM
You could start a trend of using patio furniture indoors. Bold move.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do we remove the change user name facility? on: June 03, 2019, 07:50:53 PM

I'm working on a device that blows seagulls off if they get anywhere near my chips.

 mick

Excellent contribution, Clem, as always. You sexy fucking ballbag.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FANCY COMING ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND SAYING YER DAD IS .... on: June 01, 2019, 06:46:22 PM
Yes, but not to completion.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:39:21 PM
GG Why do you still have North Korea's flag as your pic, that was from the 2010 world cup  charles

It's Costa Rica! I suffer from mild retardation.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:26:31 PM
What a cunt

I know, sorry. I'll be home soon, pet. Light a scented candle and get naked ok?
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:25:10 PM
is the cheese dead?

As in alive? No.
It was a serious question though. Let's stay focussed here.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:00:16 PM
You know when you buy a 10 pack of mature cheddar slices from the supermarket? Most of them are stuck together and you end up with a pile of little bits of cheese when you try to seperate them. The fuck's that all about? Did someone think that was a good idea?
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hot and Humid on: May 31, 2019, 10:03:10 PM
I WAS IN HOUSTON THE LAST TWO DAYS.

I CAN CONFIRM IT IS HOT AND HUMID.

I HAD SWEATY BALLS.  THE WORKS.

I CANNOT CONFIRM ANYTHING ABOUT WATER PARKS.

OR SHOOTINGS.

Can you tell me more about the sweaty balls part please.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hot and Humid on: May 31, 2019, 08:31:07 PM
That is fucking interesting.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Admin on: May 29, 2019, 06:15:52 PM
Does the position come with a uniform?
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro take their time over new manager. on: May 26, 2019, 06:28:28 PM
Is Terry Venables still alive?
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another ignorant fmttm on: May 26, 2019, 06:11:13 PM
fuckwit.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5934461

They did it because this is Memorial Day weekend. 

 oleary

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for remembering and honoring people who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.



When I lived in the states I always celebrated memorial day with a nice selection of weak cheeses.
Have you heard of cheese? It's quite nice.

I want your cheese.

It's mine and I'm poor and can't afford to replace it. Therefore, you can have precisely this much: Hardly any.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another ignorant fmttm on: May 26, 2019, 06:06:06 PM
fuckwit.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5934461

They did it because this is Memorial Day weekend. 

 oleary

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for remembering and honoring people who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.



When I lived in the states I always celebrated memorial day with a nice selection of weak cheeses.
Have you heard of cheese? It's quite nice.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMALLTOWN - THE VOICE OF SENSE AND REASON on: May 24, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
Yep - to be fair to old ST - in this case he is!

Mind you on FMTTM he is just pissing in the wind against staunch lefties who seem to think money grows on trees and the country (or someone else) can pay for a cloud-cuckoo laundry list of complete twaddle.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5932760

I wish ST would come back here - to where he belongs and where he will be given a nice warm snuggle.

 :pope2:

Do you have any spare eggs I could borrow?
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Small_town on: May 22, 2019, 07:50:49 PM
He's a bit of a knobhead, but he's a surprisingly considerate lover.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: King Of Islam on: May 19, 2019, 07:31:22 PM
I think c rocky is a virgin. Explains alot. All the frustration, pent up anger and made up stories. Try Amsterdam C rocky lad, a trip over there might sort you out.











No made up shit from me 

No need for Amsterdam either ill leave that place for sex starved whoppers like you  :like:


Here's the finger just for you Robbso  :lenin:


fucking  ruined her again  :alastair:









Is that Goldby?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HELMUT SCHOEN on: May 18, 2019, 08:06:45 AM
PETE SCHOEN

 oleary

You can schoen my helmut any time.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY CLEM ? on: May 07, 2019, 07:26:09 PM
It was just today.

I finally flipped when I thought of you just wearing a Fred Perry t-shirt and running about with your little botty-bot hanging out.

It must be love, love, love.

 



Hold my balls, fatty.
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