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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Shemima Begum on: Yesterday at 09:56:56 PM

Noticed that ... where’s Johnny when you need him 

Western clothes, western fashion. Some may say was a young 15 year old duped into joining a band of brothers against the Western oppression of the Islamic brotherhood. When I was 15, I was too busy wanking in a sock to channel 4 French movies.

I also have a sock fetish
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: On the subject of SIDS on: Yesterday at 08:34:58 PM
The fuck you laughing at Marbles,don't encourage him 😁 yer know he's madder than mad Jack Mchatty,who won the maddest man in the world ,1974,75 and 76,now..........That's wot I call mad...Shabba 🃏


I was just trying to help, you sweated pork loaf.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: On the subject of SIDS on: Yesterday at 08:00:13 PM
You have an infestation of cursed Egyptian super termites.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Season Tickets to roll over on: Yesterday at 02:46:07 PM
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE

That's no way to welcome a totally new poster who has definitely never been here before.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hair problems on: February 25, 2021, 10:22:27 PM
Get it shaved. First one may take a little while, but get into doing it weekly and you'll never look back. Finally giving in to being a proper baldy was a huge relief for me.

I understand mucker, but, my hair was my lifeline. For what I lack in chiselled looks i made up for in the hair, like Heaven 17 bloke, and running my fingers thru' it

Embrace it dude! Once you open your mind you'll see it's one of the best things you ever did.

Well, cut off point is coming i think, its gone too far now, cant even fade it if i tried, its a number two then look in the mirror and if i dare a gear change to number one

If you go for it, treat yourself to a Harry's razor. When I use those I don't feel like I'm shaving my head, I feel like an artist painting away the hair.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hair problems on: February 25, 2021, 10:12:50 PM
Get it shaved. First one may take a little while, but get into doing it weekly and you'll never look back. Finally giving in to being a proper baldy was a huge relief for me.

I understand mucker, but, my hair was my lifeline. For what I lack in chiselled looks i made up for in the hair, like Heaven 17 bloke, and running my fingers thru' it

Embrace it dude! Once you open your mind you'll see it's one of the best things you ever did.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hair problems on: February 25, 2021, 10:02:00 PM
Get it shaved. First one may take a little while, but get into doing it weekly and you'll never look back. Finally giving in to being a proper baldy was a huge relief for me.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 24, 2021, 09:32:32 PM
Kenna just slotted me off RED RAW



Apparently you’re not allowed to talk about how he messaged a load of posters off here to try and talk them into binning COB off and joining his new board.

Or how Rick made up a story about a board member being seriously ill so that former posters would email him  souey souey

I can get you a new account over there if you need one. It won't be cheap, but I can give you a discount coz you're lush.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ahh haa young fella me lad on: February 24, 2021, 08:15:24 PM
No. Get it posted, kid.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just had a covid test. on: February 24, 2021, 05:26:26 PM
WAS IT TOMMY COOPER ??????  :duh:

Keep up, chap.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just had a covid test. on: February 24, 2021, 05:21:28 PM
Tommy Cooper.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Back in Algeria on: February 24, 2021, 03:24:56 PM
Are we not supposed to be wanking off dogs anymore? PC gone crazy.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tiger Woods on: February 23, 2021, 10:08:44 PM
I’m sure he can iron it out.




Sorry. I’m shit at this.

Why you so bad at this Cap? Asking fore a friend.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maths question on: February 23, 2021, 08:52:58 PM
El Cap read it twice.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maths question on: February 23, 2021, 08:43:20 PM
Guests, unregistered.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 23, 2021, 08:10:36 PM
Seriously odd bloke


Has he flounced or been booted off?

Flounced, before he was pushed, under suspicion of user our OM system to take posters away from here. Incredibly cunty that is.

He'll be back in a month when his new board fails. 

What is OM system?

Our Mick, you thick bastard

Ok, good. Thank you for your explanation.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 23, 2021, 08:03:30 PM
Seriously odd bloke


Has he flounced or been booted off?

Flounced, before he was pushed, under suspicion of user our OM system to take posters away from here. Incredibly cunty that is.

He'll be back in a month when his new board fails. 

What is OM system?
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Operation Bulldozer Phase One Is Completed on: February 23, 2021, 07:54:32 PM
Who’s she?

Natalie Portman.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 22, 2021, 09:15:32 PM
Nekky. Respect. It's all a wind up isn't it? Figured you out. You played the long game and got the better of me. You made a magnificent play my dude, I bow down.

Its nothing like that at all Uncle.

There is no way you're serious. Unless you're having a mental breakdown, but we both know that's not what's going on.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 22, 2021, 09:05:36 PM
Nekky. Respect. It's all a wind up isn't it? Figured you out. You played the long game and got the better of me. You made a magnificent play my dude, I bow down.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 22, 2021, 08:58:42 PM
No fuck you i am really fucking offended this aint no fucking joke to me anymore.

22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 22, 2021, 08:55:31 PM
You did not post animals on the Yusuf thread, why is it acceptable to do it to me, when i am genuinely offended and angry?

Necky, you've fully lost it. Just breathe, gadge.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nekder on: February 22, 2021, 08:51:12 PM
Nothing to man up for. I find this post offensive simple as.

24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Where has Bruce’s thread gone? on: February 22, 2021, 07:31:46 PM

Behave Clem...........

WTF are you on about now?

Dad, he doesn't understand that you animate your pictures and I don't.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Where has Bruce’s thread gone? on: February 22, 2021, 07:10:01 PM
It defected to the new board

No it has not. Wrap these kind of "jokes" up.

Get a grip of yourself

 :meltdown:



Your a racist........

Thats what my twitter and other social media have screamed at me all weekend because the saintly Block21 plastered my sites name on COB. I had nothing to do with any yusuf thing.

Even Cleveland Police have been at me.

Tell me how you would feeling right now?




 I would be feeling fine as I wouldn’t be posting racist nonsense on here or anywhere else.

Maybe being a board moderator/ owner isn’t for you if you are having to spend your time trawling other message boards putting fires out because of accusations about your board or its posters.

What do you believe that your board offers that the other boro fan boards don’t?






Where is the racist nonsense? The accusations are not about anybody connected with me. It is/was a poster on here.

Why should i take his flak?
Even you must be able to take that point.

I am not the said poster but i am being trolled everywhere because of it.

How is it unreasonable of my to "put out these fires"?

26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Where has Bruce’s thread gone? on: February 22, 2021, 05:51:52 PM
It defected to the new board

No it has not. Wrap these kind of "jokes" up.

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Operation Bulldozer Phase One Is Completed on: February 21, 2021, 11:06:01 PM
Hello I’m new

Have you ever pushed a hen all the way up a tree just to see the look on it's stupid face?
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Operation Bulldozer Phase One Is Completed on: February 21, 2021, 10:25:37 PM
Over 4,000 accounts deleted, over a million posts deleted. We have a grand total of 262 members now and I think I know who most of them are. There are no duplicates and no troll accounts - all are legit.

I've heard what has been said about real names and I'm listening. More on that tomorrow.

 
It won’t be the same without the madness and mayhem that made the board unique and libertarian. Don’t put a swear filter on, that would kill it off.

We can get that back - we just need better moderation within the rules. 

I don't want to post somewhere that is racist or where personal squabbles become real life threats etc but I do want some freedom to mess about.  More than ever with COVID etc I want something to replace banter in the pub.  I don't need to agree with everything posted or like every poster to enjoy the forum.

FMTTM is populated by wet fannies and hypocrites with a dull one-sided political agenda and while OneBoro is great for footie on match days (or during the transfer window) it is dead and humourless the rest of the time. 

There is a clear gap for COB - as long as there are clear boundaries and some consistent light moderation to make people toe the line better (there has been hardly any) - it can easily get going again.

 :pope2:

Did you just make...a good post? Fuck sake.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The bulldozers are firing up... on: February 21, 2021, 09:53:02 PM
Steve and Ben already know my name.

That said, I'm not posting under it on any public forum - that would be madness.

There are too many nutters on here, and even more off it, looking to meddle/ cancel/ stir shit/ virtue signal/ ignore facts and context to support their own agendas etc to risk that.

 oleary

Is your real name Lady Jeremiah Heimlich?

REPORTED

Obviously.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The bulldozers are firing up... on: February 21, 2021, 09:43:29 PM
Steve and Ben already know my name.

That said, I'm not posting under it on any public forum - that would be madness.

There are too many nutters on here, and even more off it, looking to meddle/ cancel/ stir shit/ virtue signal/ ignore facts and context to support their own agendas etc to risk that.

 oleary

Is your real name Lady Jeremiah Heimlich?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anything new going on around here? on: February 21, 2021, 09:11:47 PM
No.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Operation Bulldozer Phase One Is Completed on: February 21, 2021, 08:41:42 PM
:like:

Oh. You're still here.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The bulldozers are firing up... on: February 21, 2021, 03:46:49 PM
I've never used my real name on a message board and never will

I'm disappointed and surprised you're not called Ted Bongo.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Saturday night poll on: February 20, 2021, 11:46:49 PM
I really want to post a cute animal picture, but I have no one.to post it at anymore :-(

Kenny will be back I'm sure

The poor chap is off his tits. I'm going for it.

35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Saturday night poll on: February 20, 2021, 11:41:23 PM
I really want to post a cute animal picture, but I have no one.to post it at anymore :-(
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 11:29:39 PM
Yes, but that’s true.

You still in the UK btw?

Who are you talking to?

You, why like , I seem to remember you were in the states, then came back to saltburn. I only ask cos I know a postman who’s rounds in saltburn and he can never access a certain letterbox.

Well excuse me! It's Saturday, I'm a few beers in. Back in the UK for now. My postie is sound, but has a terrible haircut.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 11:15:39 PM
Yes, but that’s true.

You still in the UK btw?

Who are you talking to?
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 11:11:17 PM
It was oddfield so it must be true, did you know I was also disabled, I didnt monkey

I’ve been/ I am still in prison, and my wife is getting bucked at work.

TBH, she admitted it on her last visit



Apparently my nextdoor neighbour puts his balls in my letterbox and jiggles them around for 5 minutes when I'm at work.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 10:57:24 PM

I was always proud of being a Boro fan, now we have some bloke called Leon Trotsky torn a new arsehole by an internet warrior called Bernie, then it goes to racism.

Did you mean to reply to me?
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Saturday night poll on: February 20, 2021, 10:54:43 PM
Can not will,via 6th place if it happens. Well make the play offs though. ⚽️👍


Booze is a powerful thing.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 10:51:33 PM
By a vet?

No, he'd just joined.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wheres Bernie on: February 20, 2021, 10:49:32 PM
I was interviewed under caution this afternoon about the cute animal pictures I posted.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Great result this afternoon fellas on: February 20, 2021, 10:30:11 PM

Oh balls.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Great result this afternoon fellas on: February 20, 2021, 09:03:38 PM
Dry and Fletcher back = good times.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FMTTM Mark 2 on: February 19, 2021, 07:58:02 PM
I have just had mine.....

Ohh btw it might of been this that got you banned maybe....

I’ve been on for a look. The great news is that I’ll stay here. Rick as admin is already contradicting himself about whether to allow the likes of Bobup and Crocket in. He has been actively looking for them, even n here, and now his position has changed to be no way.

The line on the new board is that COB is/was ruined by trolls, without mentioning that Lidds was one of the biggest, and him and Bernie drove me, and maybe others, fucking demented.


Why use Rick's name away from there?

Did you bother to ask Rik why his stance had changed?

You came away from there and "inadvertently" started mentioning names on here.

From what i have seen on there Lids seems far less angry.

Jesus wept.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FMTTM Mark 2 on: February 19, 2021, 07:49:39 PM


The admin is no secret to those in the know. What got you banned?

Well I typed similar things on here and there. No great deal, for grown men. For years I have read about Flyme banning anyone for even mildly opposing their views...

Anyway, what’s for tea?

Cheese on toast. I can't afford bread though, so I'm using Digestives.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone having a flutter on the Europa League tonight? on: February 18, 2021, 01:47:45 PM
All 5 British clubs to win, £10 stake will give you £265.47

Cheers. On it. Quite like the look of that one.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Anyone having a flutter on the Europa League tonight? on: February 18, 2021, 01:27:07 PM
I'd like to earn a shit load of money and COB always delivers 
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