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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDDLE’S SMILE on: June 05, 2019, 08:31:57 PM
Fair play to Lids, takes a right hammering on here every day and keeps coming back for more  :lids: :lids:



Thicker (hide) than a rhino

Noticed the ones that got banned the other week have slowly crept back in and are up to the usual. They would only get to post once if i was admin, before the fuckin axe come out 

By axe, do you mean penis?
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This lad has the biggest cock in Middlesbrough on: June 05, 2019, 08:08:27 PM
How do you know the penis size of all the men in Middlesbrough?

Is he challenging your knowledge  :pd:  mcl


Yes.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This lad has the biggest cock in Middlesbrough on: June 05, 2019, 07:43:32 PM
How do you know the penis size of all the men in Middlesbrough?
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DUNHELM VOUCHER FOR SALE on: June 05, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Echo Falls..... Is that meant to be an incentive?!  Hardly one a wine connoisseur would dash to drink!!

5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOVE THESE BAD BOYS !!! on: June 04, 2019, 06:25:43 PM
You could start a trend of using patio furniture indoors. Bold move.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do we remove the change user name facility? on: June 03, 2019, 07:50:53 PM

I'm working on a device that blows seagulls off if they get anywhere near my chips.

 mick

Excellent contribution, Clem, as always. You sexy fucking ballbag.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FANCY COMING ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND SAYING YER DAD IS .... on: June 01, 2019, 06:46:22 PM
Yes, but not to completion.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:39:21 PM
GG Why do you still have North Korea's flag as your pic, that was from the 2010 world cup  charles

It's Costa Rica! I suffer from mild retardation.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:26:31 PM
What a cunt

I know, sorry. I'll be home soon, pet. Light a scented candle and get naked ok?
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:25:10 PM
is the cheese dead?

As in alive? No.
It was a serious question though. Let's stay focussed here.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Matty on: June 01, 2019, 06:00:16 PM
You know when you buy a 10 pack of mature cheddar slices from the supermarket? Most of them are stuck together and you end up with a pile of little bits of cheese when you try to seperate them. The fuck's that all about? Did someone think that was a good idea?
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hot and Humid on: May 31, 2019, 10:03:10 PM
I WAS IN HOUSTON THE LAST TWO DAYS.

I CAN CONFIRM IT IS HOT AND HUMID.

I HAD SWEATY BALLS.  THE WORKS.

I CANNOT CONFIRM ANYTHING ABOUT WATER PARKS.

OR SHOOTINGS.

Can you tell me more about the sweaty balls part please.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hot and Humid on: May 31, 2019, 08:31:07 PM
That is fucking interesting.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Admin on: May 29, 2019, 06:15:52 PM
Does the position come with a uniform?
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro take their time over new manager. on: May 26, 2019, 06:28:28 PM
Is Terry Venables still alive?
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another ignorant fmttm on: May 26, 2019, 06:11:13 PM
fuckwit.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5934461

They did it because this is Memorial Day weekend. 

 oleary

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for remembering and honoring people who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.



When I lived in the states I always celebrated memorial day with a nice selection of weak cheeses.
Have you heard of cheese? It's quite nice.

I want your cheese.

It's mine and I'm poor and can't afford to replace it. Therefore, you can have precisely this much: Hardly any.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another ignorant fmttm on: May 26, 2019, 06:06:06 PM
fuckwit.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5934461

They did it because this is Memorial Day weekend. 

 oleary

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for remembering and honoring people who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.



When I lived in the states I always celebrated memorial day with a nice selection of weak cheeses.
Have you heard of cheese? It's quite nice.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMALLTOWN - THE VOICE OF SENSE AND REASON on: May 24, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
Yep - to be fair to old ST - in this case he is!

Mind you on FMTTM he is just pissing in the wind against staunch lefties who seem to think money grows on trees and the country (or someone else) can pay for a cloud-cuckoo laundry list of complete twaddle.

https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5932760

I wish ST would come back here - to where he belongs and where he will be given a nice warm snuggle.

 :pope2:

Do you have any spare eggs I could borrow?
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Small_town on: May 22, 2019, 07:50:49 PM
He's a bit of a knobhead, but he's a surprisingly considerate lover.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: King Of Islam on: May 19, 2019, 07:31:22 PM
I think c rocky is a virgin. Explains alot. All the frustration, pent up anger and made up stories. Try Amsterdam C rocky lad, a trip over there might sort you out.











No made up shit from me 

No need for Amsterdam either ill leave that place for sex starved whoppers like you  :like:


Here's the finger just for you Robbso  :lenin:


fucking  ruined her again  :alastair:









Is that Goldby?
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HELMUT SCHOEN on: May 18, 2019, 08:06:45 AM
PETE SCHOEN

 oleary

You can schoen my helmut any time.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY CLEM ? on: May 07, 2019, 07:26:09 PM
It was just today.

I finally flipped when I thought of you just wearing a Fred Perry t-shirt and running about with your little botty-bot hanging out.

It must be love, love, love.

 



Hold my balls, fatty.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sat on the bog at a hotel today on: May 03, 2019, 07:39:48 AM
Pic?
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Game of Thrones on: April 29, 2019, 10:11:45 PM

Dude, you tried. That almost made sense.

It's getting late here so we could just do handjobs?
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Game of Thrones on: April 29, 2019, 08:41:35 PM
I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT.

 :homer:

Coz you can't figure out the remote control.

Well that's just rude.

Sorry. Make up sex?
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Game of Thrones on: April 29, 2019, 08:15:10 PM
I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT.

 :homer:

Coz you can't figure out the remote control.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gibson clutching at straws on: April 24, 2019, 08:43:59 PM

Will you bum me please?
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I won again on: April 21, 2019, 11:18:31 AM
That is a fucking sexy thumb.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A full fat advice on: April 16, 2019, 07:58:33 PM
Is this a bum sex thing?
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SCHTEEVES CAT on: April 15, 2019, 06:48:52 PM
How can it contain Matty's legendary girth?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WELL DONE TIGER on: April 14, 2019, 07:52:05 PM
:beer: jc :like:
BACK TO HIS BEST WON A FEW BOB AN ALL :pope2:

He looks like a fish.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Question for Johnny on: April 13, 2019, 03:46:30 PM
How do you manage to wire a plug when you have 7 of your fingers rammed up your arse?

 :pd:

You're a finger.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big Fletchery on: April 09, 2019, 09:12:21 PM
Fuck off dick hole.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lee Duffy on: March 29, 2019, 09:29:11 PM
You boring Plastic Yank fucking cunt.Jesus fucking Christ.

Fixed it for you   :chrisk:

Oh you live in the fucking states? You never fucking mentioned it before. Jesus fucking Christ.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lee Duffy on: March 29, 2019, 08:45:15 PM
You boring fucking cunt.Jesus fucking Christ.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Korean DVLA on: March 23, 2019, 07:48:33 PM
Have certified my license at 'automatic only'. Despite the fact I handed in a manual one to them in 2014 :meltdown:

Because of this Swansea are only going to send me an automatic license which is as much use as tits on a fish.


So much for reciprocal agreements. 

Nowt wrong with fish tits.
Get yerself an automatic yer big puddin'.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 07:51:46 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I'll take a wank if there's still one going.

Please ask Schteechve my hands are full at the moment.

What do I even pay you for?
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 07:20:15 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I'll take a wank if there's still one going.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAT FIDDLING on: March 18, 2019, 08:55:23 PM
What kind of world do we live in where people do vile things to nice pets?

Take this story where the wer'do twitters the following to parry sordid allegations:

'I didn't f**k my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my d**k anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822373/YouTube-star-Shane-Dawson-denies-having-sex-cat.html

Thankfully we don't have to deal with any of this type of seediness on here.









 :alastair:



Cat rape is ok. Ask Ben.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who’s fault will it be today? on: March 16, 2019, 06:06:41 PM
Britt? Fletcher? Ref? Fans?

Obviously not a Pulis.

Yours, you sweaty dingus.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pancake tits on: March 11, 2019, 08:12:43 PM
Tits are pretty decent like.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO DO YER LIKE BEST EL CAPITAN OR TOWERSY ??? on: March 07, 2019, 08:09:34 PM
Of the two, Matty is a more caring lover.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Our Tommy on: March 06, 2019, 09:43:10 PM
Big brother doesn't like Yaxley-Lennon.  He is fucked.

Mind you Big Brother doesn't "like" any of us.  The fucking idiots sharing all their personal details on Facebook etc and bringing Alexa and the like into their homes are willingly allowing themselves to be surveilled and controlled.

 

Same goes for tracking internet searches and history so that's most of COB fucked too.  Especially Thunder.

 klins




 :meltdown:

I hadn't realised you were a spastic. You ok fella?
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fucking in Austria. on: March 05, 2019, 07:57:23 PM
Did my fucking in Austria after the Graz game-lovely local lass

^^^^^^ Virgin
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In the pig iron on: March 01, 2019, 10:30:41 PM
I'd have been there with Matty, but were stopping in to do some very gay stuff to each other.

Are you in Hull too?

No, I'm in Matty.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In the pig iron on: March 01, 2019, 07:58:53 PM
I'd have been there with Matty, but were stopping in to do some very gay stuff to each other.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Ashley Fletcher conundrum on: February 25, 2019, 09:39:15 PM
I think he can come good - I'm just not sure we have/had the luxury to play him enough to gain confidence.

That said he seems to be forming a decent partnership with Britt.

I hope he does develop - it wasn't his fault Monky Spunky spent so much on him.

Shut the FUCK up.

 mick

Please?
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Ashley Fletcher conundrum on: February 25, 2019, 09:08:44 PM
I think he can come good - I'm just not sure we have/had the luxury to play him enough to gain confidence.

That said he seems to be forming a decent partnership with Britt.

I hope he does develop - it wasn't his fault Monky Spunky spent so much on him.

Shut the FUCK up.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JFH on: February 19, 2019, 08:00:00 PM
He was at the grand opening of Akbar's in Town and when I asked him if I could have a few words for CoB he told me: "there's a lot of sexy women in here so why would I talk to you?".




He makes a great point.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stabbing in Ingelby on: February 19, 2019, 07:41:51 PM

There is NO WAY anyone would marry you?!?!??
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