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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Everyone favourite talent show singer found dead at aged 41 on: August 18, 2022, 04:59:29 PM
Never heard of him...
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nottingham Forest transfer policy in chaos as Steve Cooper on: August 11, 2022, 11:37:35 PM
It'll be the EFL they have to look in the eye if it busts the FPP!

3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I think McNair is off on: August 11, 2022, 04:23:37 PM
It says he was playing to get his match fitness up and was going to be subbed.

See how Smith performed in a leadership role

Nothing to see here - move along
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A victory over woke cops: Hate crime awareness courses on: August 08, 2022, 05:54:14 PM
This is what you get when you put split arses in charge


5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ellis Simms on: August 06, 2022, 11:31:43 PM
Meanwhile Forss is 5%
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jørgen Strand Larsen on: August 06, 2022, 11:30:53 PM
He's out for 6-8 weeks
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: fmttm poster the lodger on: July 27, 2022, 09:15:08 AM
He is quite the odious little hypocrite

8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: American Mary on: July 15, 2022, 02:31:50 PM
 :nige: :alf:
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Doncaster Sheffield Airport to close? on: July 14, 2022, 12:47:04 PM
Peel Holdings are a miserable asset stripping organisation that made its name from large scale shopping malls and development of wide open spaces.

The fall in value of malls is giving them a load of trouble.

They are first class deceitful cunts that deserve every bit of bad luck coming to them

Well done Ben for saving TIA from them
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: July 10, 2022, 05:38:03 PM
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: July 10, 2022, 12:33:51 PM
Unfortunately for such a long time now Boro have consistently signed dud strikers,even when they splashed the cash. I suspect the Spence money ( when it eventually arrives), won’t all be spent on players. No decent strikers then no serious contender for promotion. It’s simply a fact of football. The other unfortunate thing is we do not produce home grown striker talent. Coburn certainly isn’t good enough.

Your credibility is on par with Boris’

How do you know Cobden isn’t good enough, he’s a kid who’s done alright when he’s come in. Can finish too. Maybe he’ll develop. Your poster boy mr William sharpe has had comparable spells to Coburn, doesn’t stop you rattling on about him

I believe he is called Josh Coburn.

Quote spacker!

 :nige: :alf: charles
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starmer and Raynor on: July 10, 2022, 12:30:39 PM
In the clear, nothing to see here say Durham Police!

Predictable  especially when the Durham Police Commissioner was also at the 'party'

13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: July 04, 2022, 04:00:08 PM
Could we please get an applause in the 57th minute for ‘Uncle Kev’ in this Saturday’s friendly against @bishopafc
?! 👏

One of #Boro’s biggest fans that recently passed away ❤️


Wont get from me - this sort of thing is pointless and has no place in Sport

Put an advert in the Gazette!

I'm the Boro's number one fan anyway so Uncle Kev is a bit of a fraud!

14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: June 29, 2022, 08:40:46 PM
Still waiting for those two strikers.

Still waiting - for you to post some(any)thing positive about the Boro

Miserable cunt

15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gimmigrants on: June 13, 2022, 07:18:32 PM
As Sheddy says keep cranking up the volume until the lefty lawyers cant keep up

Job done

The UN can keep out of it as well - another organisation riddled with woke leftys
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How Shite are England on: June 12, 2022, 06:05:13 PM
Look at the League table and goals scored

He was useless with us and he's useless with England

Only thing that changed is he's a woke preachy cunt now as well

17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How Shite are England on: June 11, 2022, 11:53:02 PM
Plus a useless cunt of a manager
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Teesside Airshow on: June 11, 2022, 11:51:59 PM
Accident on A66 was a factor apparently plus people thinking they could set off at 12 for a start at 12.30

I got in at 9.45 no bother and had a grand day out Gromit
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Civil Service on: May 16, 2022, 09:37:02 PM
Just playing to their frothing Gammon base - Daily Mail readers love to hate whatever they are told to - Teachers, the young, Civil Servants, Remainers etc

So dumb they think Rees-Mogg not having a computer on his desk is something to be proud of


Not doing a great job of this troll business are you?

20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Karl Darlow! on: May 16, 2022, 04:33:04 PM

Living in Darlo how could I not agree?

21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scouse Scum on: May 16, 2022, 04:32:26 PM
Once the Union has been irrevocably destroyed by Brexit, hope we can have a new Anthem for English cup finals that everyone can get behind. Something stirring and emotive, like "Anarchy in the UK"


Serious question

Can you do sports massage at home?

Is the Happy ending extra?


22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done admin on: May 16, 2022, 04:28:29 PM
Looks like you deleted the absolute diarrhea thread about a despotic autocrat!

BIG thumbs up from me!  :like:

Admin Never deleted my post I did . You weren't worthy of it or you simply didn't have the intellect to  take it all in . There is a Audi version below it might be a better bet for you to try and understand what's what  :duh:


Translation - he shit his pants


23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dear me on: May 12, 2022, 11:11:39 PM
£578.63 to watch 1 game of football is absolutely disgusting

Its over a months wages for you Crocky!

24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One armed bandit being played by a no armed bandit! on: April 22, 2022, 08:50:16 PM
I remembered - it was O'Connor

Drove a car as well as being a good swimmer

Amazing really

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One armed bandit being played by a no armed bandit! on: April 22, 2022, 01:01:47 PM
Nearly gizboro - was talking to a mate last night and he said his name is Ricky but can't remember his second name.

It'll come back - eventually!

26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One armed bandit being played by a no armed bandit! on: April 21, 2022, 08:00:29 PM
Ah you mean violent toe knee.....in fact he wasnt violent at all......he was armless!  :alf:

Nah it wasn't Tony - could have been Tommy though.

Proper cheeky cunt he was - can remember that!

The grey cells aren't what they used to be.

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve Cooper. on: April 20, 2022, 09:01:35 PM
Should have seen him before he had his teeth done
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STRIKERS on: April 20, 2022, 02:28:30 PM
We have a new Clough and Peacock in Kavanagh and Coburn

Throw em in for the last few games - cant be any worse can they
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: "Prince" Harry on: April 20, 2022, 02:26:42 PM
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / One armed bandit being played by a no armed bandit! on: April 20, 2022, 02:25:38 PM
Does anyone remember a lad who went in the Masham years back... Big Boro fan....

Had no arms and used to play the fruit machine using his feet...

He also carried his pint from the bar under his neck...

Trying to remember his name.

31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Bill Buxton in Orgasmic Delights on: April 18, 2022, 07:19:24 PM
Fucking hell this miserable cunt knows how to party !

Must have been terrible for him while we were doing well

32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fulham on: April 12, 2022, 03:52:23 PM
The two results for Boro and Fulham might suggest how much the game took out of the players physically?

Its a tough way to play the game
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Skies about to get loader over Teesside on: April 12, 2022, 03:49:55 PM
I take it you mean the addition of another hangar to house the Draken Honey Badger planes?


I've only just got used to not calling them Cobham!
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Looking for someone to sing Vera Lynn to my Nanna on: March 31, 2022, 11:17:23 AM
Bit of a cheap shot Matty

As Capio would say Be Better

35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Disappointing, Insipid performance in Boro’s FA Cup exit. on: March 21, 2022, 06:58:07 PM
I think that is the easy thing to say Bill.

Luton gave Chelsea much more of a game than we did.

We were poor last night, it’s as simple as that, we were not prepared.

The fact that we did not muster a single shot on target says it all, we went out with a whimper.

It’s not the first time we have looked completely toothless in games (even against lesser quality) Blackburn and Sheffield United recently spring to mind.

To many players well off the pace last night:

Fry (poor before he went off)

McNair (as above)

Taylor (should not be in the team, awful)

Howson (not up to the same standard which he performed against Tottenham)

Connolly (poor again)

Balogun (as above)

I do agree with you in the sense that we may well struggle to make the playoffs due to a distinct lack of goals due to a further campaign of mediocre signings.

36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chelsea on: March 16, 2022, 11:41:23 AM
I have been a critic of Gibson but his response to Chelsea was excellent.


I didn't notice you being like that at all...

37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: You got a laugh from me with this one mingey… on: March 16, 2022, 11:38:55 AM
FFS - get a room

38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2ft SWORDS and baseball bats fight in street in Birmingham on: March 15, 2022, 12:43:52 PM
Are you trying to imitate Liddle with all the Cockney banter?

You'll be typing in CAPS next
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone see on: March 15, 2022, 12:42:57 PM
Nah mate - can't get Russian TV in our house

40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: rebel wilson is embarrassing on: March 14, 2022, 12:54:59 AM
The Baftas are embarrassing

41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The state of the Labour Party on: March 12, 2022, 11:13:05 AM
‘Appalling agenda’ of LGBT education (2000)
In the Spectator, the PM wrote a column on “Labour’s appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it.”

‘Picaninnies’ and ‘watermelon smiles’ (20002)
In a Telegraph article headlined ‘If Blair’s so good at running the Congo, let him stay there,’ Johnson wrote two of the most infamous comments in his career.

“What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England,” he wrote.

“It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.”

He continued: “They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and their tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.”

The remarks were later published in Have I Got Views For You, a collection of Johnson’s writing published in 2006.

Women have a ‘natural desire’ to get pregnant (1995)
Mr Johnson also wrote that “uppity and irresponsible women” had a “natural desire” to get pregnant.

In a 1995 column, he said that “women’s desire to be married” must be restored by “addressing the feebleness of the modern Briton, his reluctance or inability to take control of his woman and be head of a household.”   :alf: That's a gudd'n even by that vile cunt's standards  :alf:

So Labours problems are all Boris fault?

You're on the wrong board for whataboutery ya daft cunt

42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liddle Towers on: March 11, 2022, 05:07:11 PM
I've not been on the board in years, any of those old cunts still on here....Liddle, Mad Mick, Lenin?

Liddle got the boot for being a cunt (just like he got the boot from bore me for being a cunt).

Fortunately it wasn’t before I’d played the chavvy little midget like an old fiddle!!

That's not how I remember it

More like you were in hiding under the table

43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO RR mods on: March 11, 2022, 05:04:04 PM
once in full flow with a crowd behind me.

 :alf: :alf: :alf: :alf: :alf: :alf: :alf: :mido:

Hmmm...yes that was a bit too keyboard warrior ish..
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chelsea on: March 10, 2022, 12:26:53 PM
£35 and you’ve got a deal

Fuck off ya greedy twat, I got 180 quid for the 3

Hmmm - capitalism is a great thing eh?

45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: QUOTE OF THE YEAR !!! on: March 09, 2022, 06:44:23 PM
Am I, I never noticed. Thanks for letting me know  :like:

Just judging from your repeated references to cocks.

You are clearly troubled

46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: QUOTE OF THE YEAR !!! on: March 09, 2022, 05:20:15 PM

Fuck off you miserable, opinionated cunt :homer:

Ooohhh - you are a bit upset aren't you?

47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Goldby..... on: March 09, 2022, 05:18:49 PM
Ow, bucktooth, can you tell your mate Kenny to look up GOOGLE ADSENSE and stop embarrassing himself with his complete lack of knowledge  lost

Thanks in advance for the excellent work you do communicating across the enemy lines  :nige:

Sure thing skip!


To be fair although I know less than fuck all about how Ads on Forums are set up or charged I would think as a Forum owner that he's looked into things and knows what he is on about.

The point was that Westy is a cheapskate cunt on the make with what he does on boreme

Now that's something we can all agree on!


Isn't it..................??

48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Goldby..... on: March 09, 2022, 12:34:04 PM
Does he still exist and if so is he still driving his Asda van?

Or has he changed his user name to headset and is now full time on the keyboard trying to keep his sole source of income alive?

Is Ben still shagging him?

Questions questions......


unintentionally i think I'm in your head a bit - nice thoughts only i hope rava - not as much as Kenneth's head is full of fly me I will give you that bit...you are barking up the wrong tree but carry on if it gives you some respite..

im headset on here - i might be others elsewhere but seriosley im only headset on here. trust me monkey

That's reassuring....
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: QUOTE OF THE YEAR !!! on: March 09, 2022, 12:32:04 PM
Suppressing his feelings?

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chelsea on: March 09, 2022, 12:08:31 AM
Chelsea have been given 4,600k tickets!

Does the away end hold 4.6m fans?  mick

Silly matelot...

Well spotted


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