The answer is what


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https://youtu.be/bSasFioVIvo



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If you don't start to Improve I'm going to PINCH it off you 


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WHO IS NEKDAR? I THOUGHT IT WAS NEKDOR?????


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THAT LEWIS WING IS A MOLUSK ISNT HE, DEFO A BOTTOM FEEDER



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Sozza maytey I was probably tucking into some algae 
I'll have a wee look

Ive heard algae tastes like chicken?........

YOU BLOODY FOOL!!!!!!   




It tastes more like turkey   



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https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg

Somebody of your stature should get an Abe Lincoln hat 

If I remember rightly it was this


https://youtu.be/otuwNwsqHmQ



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THIS TRULY IS WORTHY OF THE CRABS TIME, THANK YOU TORTURED_MIND MY BEST MATE


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Sozza maytey I was probably tucking into some algae 
I'll have a wee look

"I love you lots, snuggles." The girlfriend announced earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"Oh, I see." She said, in a huff. "You've got no nickname for me, then?"

Sometimes I swear the fat cunt's going deaf.



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Zmb and bernie I'm watching you


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https://youtu.be/jY4tD2Hbg_A



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I WISH TO SEND MY FINEST REGARDS TO A TRUE FRIEND


HERES TO YOU TORTURED_MIND


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Some kids knocked on my door trick or treating, I told them to fuck off with their American shit, they said "nothing wrong with American culture mister"

so I shot the fuckers.


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In The Event Of An Islamist Attack.

Here are the steps:

1. This has nothing to do with Islam and he/she/they do not represent Islam.

2. Claim to be the religion of peace.

3. It's blowback for the West being in the Middle East.

4. The perpetrator was mentally ill.

5. It was a ''lone wolf attack''.

6. It's just part of living in a big city.

7. Claim Christians do these things too.

8. Those who object are racist bigots.

9. Change Facebook profile to flag of inflicted country.

10. Light some candles, hold a vigil and go on a peace march.

11. Claim Muslims are the real victims.

12. Wait for the next Islamic terrorist attack to happen.

13. Go back to step 1 and repeat

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"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian.
"I'm proud to be black." Said the African.
"I'm proud to be white." Said the racist



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Too much maybe 

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YOU MIGHT GET A PASTING FOR THAT !!!   

Anything in the name of comedy Tortured_Mind 


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Too much maybe 

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A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.

It's called the Renault McCann

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Why didn't the crab share his algae?



Because he was shellfish. 🐚



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STOP GANGING UP ON ME !!!   

Tortured you are a strong and confident poster, believe in yourself and others will believe in you.

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I left a message on there I think he will calm down now.


I had to have a word in his SHELL 🐚


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How is it you can be 62 but look better than you did in 1979?


I wouldn't half give her a good clamping

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WHAT DOES YOUR DIET CONSIST OF IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING ???   

I like to eat other dead crabs and other little bits of shellfish that's washed ashore.


Love me a sea salad. Algae is not without its charm.


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MY MATE SPANKY HAS PHOTO SHOPPED 77 LADS TOGETHER... A LOT WHERE AT HIS 60TH... 18 MONTHS BACK.... THE ONES WHO HAVE PASSED ARE IN THE CLOUDS  👍

SOME RIGHT CHARACTERS AND HARD KNOCKS IN THIS PHOTO  😉

IM IN THERE WHITE RL POLO TOP IN WITH PINT IN HAND... NOT A GREAT PHOTO BUT PROUD TO BE IN IT  👍

A FEW ON ERE WILL KNOW A LOT OF THE LADS.... HE'S PRINTING 77 COPIES OFF FOR ALL THE LADS  👍

It oozes class this 👏

Would make a lovely mouse mat 👍

Doesn't it just?

I was thinking one of those china plates from the franklin mint - the kind they used to advertise in the back pages of the News Of The World.


"The hardmen of Teesside. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to own what is sure to become a family heirloom. Each plate has been individually hand crafted in finest taiwanese pottery by the internationally reviled artist Po-Kum Hahd. But hurry, we can't make this offer for long. To secure your piece of Teesside history, fill out the coupon now. Just £9.99 a month for 372 months."

Spot on 🤣

If cringe was a photo this would be it 👍

Basically a collection of scum 😄

Bit of respect goes a long way, these are grandfathers, fathers, brothers and other types of loved one and some have sadly passed.



Don't be a cunt



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'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products 


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DO CRABS USE SHAMPOO

No, I only bathe in natural salts from the ocean, but perhaps I'll make an exception for alpacin if it makes me grow some long lochs 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

I think in fairness, Liverpool should be awarded the title now what with everything going on with the pandemic, Trump, South China Sea, euro, etc.

I bet you're a 🦞 man

'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products 


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I can be quite crabtivating when you get to know me 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 just here for a few SNIPPETS  

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan



 


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