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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Help me with a riddle on: Yesterday at 10:20:24 PM
The answer is what


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2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Saturday night with headset.... on: Yesterday at 07:53:45 PM
https://youtu.be/bSasFioVIvo



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3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / It is a bit NIPPY tonight on: Yesterday at 07:42:25 PM
 


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4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: REDSTEEL YOU JINX.... on: Yesterday at 04:03:10 PM
If you don't start to Improve I'm going to PINCH it off you 


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5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BERNIE ? on: Yesterday at 02:26:00 PM
WHO IS NEKDAR? I THOUGHT IT WAS NEKDOR?????


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6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BORO Vs BIRMINGHAM OFFICIAL MATCHDAY THREAD 12.30PM KO 16TH JAN 2021 on: Yesterday at 02:25:20 PM
THAT LEWIS WING IS A MOLUSK ISNT HE, DEFO A BOTTOM FEEDER



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7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FREITAG WHICH IS FRIDAY IN GERMAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT on: January 15, 2021, 11:11:30 PM
Sozza maytey I was probably tucking into some algae  :steptoe:
I'll have a wee look

Ive heard algae tastes like chicken?........


YOU BLOODY FOOL!!!!!!    lost




It tastes more like turkey   oleary



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8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STEREO BONKING GUESS THE TUNE ??? on: January 15, 2021, 08:27:29 PM

Somebody of your stature should get an Abe Lincoln hat  :like:
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STEREO BONKING GUESS THE TUNE ??? on: January 15, 2021, 08:22:57 PM
If I remember rightly it was this


https://youtu.be/otuwNwsqHmQ



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10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 🎸 T_M TOTP2 🎸 on: January 15, 2021, 08:00:29 PM
THIS TRULY IS WORTHY OF THE CRABS TIME, THANK YOU TORTURED_MIND MY BEST MATE


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11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FREITAG WHICH IS FRIDAY IN GERMAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT on: January 15, 2021, 07:59:33 PM
Sozza maytey I was probably tucking into some algae  :steptoe:
I'll have a wee look
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / FREITAG WHICH IS FRIDAY IN GERMAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT on: January 15, 2021, 07:48:10 PM
"I love you lots, snuggles." The girlfriend announced earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"Oh, I see." She said, in a huff. "You've got no nickname for me, then?"

Sometimes I swear the fat cunt's going deaf.



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13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bore off Village on: January 14, 2021, 04:31:36 PM
Zmb and bernie I'm watching you


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14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / YORKSHIRE- a piece if tranquil history never to be forgotten please observe on: January 14, 2021, 03:56:48 PM
https://youtu.be/jY4tD2Hbg_A



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15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHERE IS T.M on: January 14, 2021, 03:40:19 PM
I WISH TO SEND MY FINEST REGARDS TO A TRUE FRIEND


HERES TO YOU TORTURED_MIND


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16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Todays crabby gag on: January 14, 2021, 03:35:36 PM
Some kids knocked on my door trick or treating, I told them to fuck off with their American shit, they said "nothing wrong with American culture mister"

so I shot the fuckers.


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17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This quote sums the left up perfectly on: January 14, 2021, 03:34:30 PM
In The Event Of An Islamist Attack.

Here are the steps:

1. This has nothing to do with Islam and he/she/they do not represent Islam.

2. Claim to be the religion of peace.

3. It's blowback for the West being in the Middle East.

4. The perpetrator was mentally ill.

5. It was a ''lone wolf attack''.

6. It's just part of living in a big city.

7. Claim Christians do these things too.

8. Those who object are racist bigots.

9. Change Facebook profile to flag of inflicted country.

10. Light some candles, hold a vigil and go on a peace march.

11. Claim Muslims are the real victims.

12. Wait for the next Islamic terrorist attack to happen.

13. Go back to step 1 and repeat

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18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / This quote sums the left up perfectly on: January 14, 2021, 03:33:20 PM
"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian.
"I'm proud to be black." Said the African.
"I'm proud to be white." Said the racist



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19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Evening gentlemen on: January 13, 2021, 11:33:02 PM
mick

Too much maybe  oleary

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YOU MIGHT GET A PASTING FOR THAT !!!   mick

Anything in the name of comedy Tortured_Mind 


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20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Evening gentlemen on: January 13, 2021, 11:20:48 PM
mick

Too much maybe  oleary

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21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Evening gentlemen on: January 13, 2021, 11:11:09 PM
A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.

It's called the Renault McCann

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22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Evening gentlemen on: January 13, 2021, 09:28:29 PM
Why didn't the crab share his algae?



Because he was shellfish. 🐚



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23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why is my sister? on: January 13, 2021, 12:32:12 PM
STOP GANGING UP ON ME !!!   

Tortured you are a strong and confident poster, believe in yourself and others will believe in you.

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24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ZOMBIE 👎 on: January 13, 2021, 12:02:21 PM
I left a message on there I think he will calm down now.


I had to have a word in his SHELL 🐚


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25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Toyah - Great set of lungs on: January 13, 2021, 12:01:31 PM
How is it you can be 62 but look better than you did in 1979?


I wouldn't half give her a good clamping

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26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alpacin shampoo on: January 13, 2021, 11:59:30 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR DIET CONSIST OF IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING ???   :pd:

I like to eat other dead crabs and other little bits of shellfish that's washed ashore.


Love me a sea salad. Algae is not without its charm.


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27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: OLD SKOOL BORO LADS.... on: January 13, 2021, 11:58:13 AM
MY MATE SPANKY HAS PHOTO SHOPPED 77 LADS TOGETHER... A LOT WHERE AT HIS 60TH... 18 MONTHS BACK.... THE ONES WHO HAVE PASSED ARE IN THE CLOUDS  👍

SOME RIGHT CHARACTERS AND HARD KNOCKS IN THIS PHOTO  😉

IM IN THERE WHITE RL POLO TOP IN WITH PINT IN HAND... NOT A GREAT PHOTO BUT PROUD TO BE IN IT  👍

A FEW ON ERE WILL KNOW A LOT OF THE LADS.... HE'S PRINTING 77 COPIES OFF FOR ALL THE LADS  👍



It oozes class this 👏

Would make a lovely mouse mat 👍

Doesn't it just?

I was thinking one of those china plates from the franklin mint - the kind they used to advertise in the back pages of the News Of The World.


"The hardmen of Teesside. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to own what is sure to become a family heirloom. Each plate has been individually hand crafted in finest taiwanese pottery by the internationally reviled artist Po-Kum Hahd. But hurry, we can't make this offer for long. To secure your piece of Teesside history, fill out the coupon now. Just 9.99 a month for 372 months."


Spot on 🤣

If cringe was a photo this would be it 👍

Basically a collection of scum 😄


Bit of respect goes a long way, these are grandfathers, fathers, brothers and other types of loved one and some have sadly passed.



Don't be a cunt



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28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alpacin shampoo on: January 13, 2021, 11:42:19 AM
'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products  klins


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DO CRABS USE SHAMPOO

No, I only bathe in natural salts from the ocean, but perhaps I'll make an exception for alpacin if it makes me grow some long lochs 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY DIXIE LAD 👍 on: January 13, 2021, 11:21:11 AM
I think in fairness, Liverpool should be awarded the title now what with everything going on with the pandemic, Trump, South China Sea, euro, etc.


I bet you're a 🦞 man
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Alpacin shampoo on: January 13, 2021, 11:10:46 AM
'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products  klins


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31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why is my sister? on: January 12, 2021, 11:29:36 PM
I can be quite crabtivating when you get to know me 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 just here for a few SNIPPETS  
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Why is my sister? on: January 12, 2021, 10:20:37 PM
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan



 


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33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LATEST MEMBER 🤔 on: January 12, 2021, 10:58:24 AM
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