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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will the Scots be off in next couple of years? on: Yesterday at 11:47:26 PM
Once the real debate starts on the subject, the SNP campaign will get laughed at as no matter how you add up their sums, it just doesnít work.


No entry in the EU
80% of their trade is with the UK
No currency
Would either have to massively increase taxes or reduce budgets.

SNP are given a free ride by the Scottish press. It wonít last long.

And to add to that....

Biggest employer... MOD who wouldnít be too happy about our Nuclear Deterrent being stationed in a foreign country. They have already stated planning to move all subs to the south after the last referendum
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tesco etc on: Yesterday at 06:00:23 PM
A ban on wanking?

A man of your means Tel will always find some nook or cranny........

I have staff for that sort of thing.

The interview must have been a beaut

Im more concerned about the social distancing and 2m rule....

He/she must have fucking arms like an orangutan
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOVE A BIT OF KARMA 👍 on: Yesterday at 11:25:52 AM
Take the oxygen off him and let the cunt slowly suffocate
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will the Scots be off in next couple of years? on: Yesterday at 10:34:43 AM
Fucking hope so

Sooner they fuck off and realise you have to pay for everything whilst not being funded by the English taxpayers the better


We can then laugh our tits off
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Avengers on: January 24, 2021, 09:55:43 PM
Had a day off the farm today so me and my daughter decided to watch the last two avengers movies.

Didnít really think they would be  for me but quite enjoyed them.





Iíve watched them all multiple times... one because Iím a fan of the comics and 2 because my kids love them

They are all Good IMO.. lots of action but also great comedy too. Looking at the cast now you canít think of any other actors that would be better playing the roles... the next set of films (outside of Thor, Spider-Man and GOTG) are going to have to be fantastic in order to follow the success of the first three stages
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FRYS EYE 👎 on: January 24, 2021, 07:41:26 PM
Needs looking at retrospectively and action taken. You canít be doing that in a game of football. Needs to be a minimum of a 3 game ban
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Had to turn the football off earlier on: January 24, 2021, 03:31:40 PM
Funny enough said exactly the same thing to my Mrs when I switched it over.


She is fucking terrible.

BBC really need to have a clear out and get some proper talent in instead of going for box tickers
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The wee man was born this morning! on: January 24, 2021, 01:17:10 PM
Congratulations bud

This your first?
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tesla tossers club. on: January 24, 2021, 11:49:26 AM

Nothing screams midlife crisis more than buying a two seater 70ís era money pit 😜

In the words of Greta....... HOW DARE YOU (s)!!!.........

Just bought a 1977 Triumph Stag so yeah, fuck you Greta! Iíd post a photo but donít know how to on here :gaz:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: anyone putting the beef on on: January 24, 2021, 11:47:56 AM
Lamb today... home made gravy the works.


In all seriousness yes I have... Iím a stone more than I was before the first lockdown 😭
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tesla tossers club. on: January 23, 2021, 06:54:02 PM
Its Elon Musk that worries me in all this....


He is like a proper Bond villain...god knows what sort of crazy shit he is planning 
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Unions on: January 23, 2021, 09:53:53 AM
I hate the fuckers

I have worked exclusively in the private sector and have never wanted or needed their intervention no matter how bad it ever got


My mum worked exclusively in local education... paid her subs all her working life and never caused trouble for anyone... the day she needed them to help with a consultation over redundancy the cunts threw her to the dogs because she was over 50. The rep saved his mates who were all fucking useless at the job and didnít even turn up for my mums interview. 6 months later the who unit was binned because all the staff left didnít have a clue.

Iíve met a few union leaders in my other role as a local councillor a few years back... every single one was a Champagne Charlie that drove expensive cars, lived in expensive houses and had expensive tastes all paid for off the back of the subs

I wouldnít piss on them if they were on fire

13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tesla tossers club. on: January 22, 2021, 10:31:24 PM
Donít believe the hype that they are better for the environment... research rare earth mineral mining and refining to understand how the batteries are made

You could drive a petrol for a 100,000 miles and still not cause the damage a Tesla does during manufacture


Electric cars are Fucking snake oil for this generation
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ravel Morrison on: January 19, 2021, 11:51:58 PM
Silly fucker needs to grow up and act his age

How many clubs will this be now?
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: PADDY DOHERTY..... on: January 16, 2021, 02:11:39 PM
Iíve tested positive meself last nite . Then our lass has gone into labour and Iíve been told I have to miss the birth . Fuking gutted its me first kid aswel .

Tough times mate thatís brutal

But as said before your not missing much... with my first the Mrs wanted me stood at the side of the bed with her... three days of Labour  later I needed physio to be able to walk lol

Besides... itís not a pretty site.... like watching your favourite pub burn down
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Feel Privileged 😂😂 on: January 15, 2021, 02:44:41 PM
Calm down.... itís just foreplay

17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: When the dafcun is STILL IN OFFICE... on: January 14, 2021, 12:03:09 AM
Makes absolutely zero in the grand scheme of things.

Wonít be removed from office in time and her wonít stand up in the senate. All they will do is ban him from office in the future which the republicans would never allow anyway.

Symbolic and shambolic in the same move

The democrats have wasted a week pissing about when they should have spent the time rebuilding the country
 

To be fair banning him from office in the future is a good result 👍

The republicans would never let him anyway so itís pointless

Itís like banning Commrade Corbyn from ever being Prime Minister... Labour wouldnít let him anyway
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: When the dafcun is STILL IN OFFICE... on: January 13, 2021, 11:12:14 PM
Makes absolutely zero in the grand scheme of things.

Wonít be removed from office in time and her wonít stand up in the senate. All they will do is ban him from office in the future which the republicans would never allow anyway.

Symbolic and shambolic in the same move

The democrats have wasted a week pissing about when they should have spent the time rebuilding the country
 
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another lefty loony on: January 13, 2021, 10:27:26 PM
Nutter  monkey

Iím guessing she has some close relation as a prison user and is looking out for them



Well Im gonna go out on a limb here and say she has just lost her seat at the next election lol
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do You Believe Either Bernie Or Lids Are on: January 13, 2021, 10:21:36 PM
I genuinely believe if we all went for a beer it would be a right laugh  :like:

I think youíd all want my autograph, and some of you queer cunts would want to buck me  souey

I donít want your autograph  monkey
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DEFFO RATTLED ALRIGHT 👍 on: January 13, 2021, 08:15:08 PM
I wish you two would just meet up and bum each other to get it out the way.


You can cut the sexual tension with a knife
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I WATCHED THE GENTLEMAN LAST NIGHT on: January 11, 2021, 07:46:39 PM
Still need to watch it but love lock stock and Snatch... I think Rocknrolla was a good film too... lots of humour in it
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oooffff our Donald on: January 11, 2021, 08:29:08 AM
I would say that Trump has lost the plot...... But that suggests he had it in the first place.

In any other country he would have been sectioned for the claims he has made over the last 4 years... in the USA they made him President.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KATE GARROWAY HUSBAND DEREK DRAPER !!! on: January 10, 2021, 10:50:26 PM
Iíd have to gag and bag her first like
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Marine v Spurs on: January 10, 2021, 06:07:40 PM
With him in goal it could be a massive upset

All depends if he has took his meds or not
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THINK MY OLD BLOKE.... on: January 09, 2021, 10:55:41 PM
Just ask him a few things from the past heíd deffinetly know straight off the bat

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.... KEEPS FORGETTING THINGS... CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE HE HAS PUT THINGS AND JUST DOING STRANGE THINGS.... BEEN TOLD HE WAS UP AT 4 THIS MORNING IN THE BACK GARDEN  😔

Hate to break it to you lids but this is a classic symptom of it.

The first thing to go is the body clock and all concept of time. An uncle of mine is exactly the same and thinks itís bed time at 2pm.

The sooner you get it confirmed by the dr the better as They can medicate the early stages.

Also look at CBD oil too as it can calm them if they start having repetition  issues

Finally all the best to you... itís a long hard road with no reward Iím afraid
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brentford vs Boro FA Cup 3rd Round Official Match Thread 9th Jan 2021 on: January 09, 2021, 07:45:40 PM
Dozy cunt watched the ball roll past him. Didnít even attempt to save that
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond on: January 09, 2021, 07:34:52 PM
Word is her hubby dumped her in it because she had been playing away.

Both her and Hammond are dirty fuckers that need taking out
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 1/30 people in London have Covid on: January 08, 2021, 10:31:30 PM
PHE Have confirmed the new variant has been identified in Stockton now.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 1/30 people in London have Covid on: January 08, 2021, 09:54:46 PM
Bob up will blame Brexit too

On a serious note they should be road blocking every main route out of the shit hole they call London to stop the cunts spreading it north
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Friday night tipple on: January 08, 2021, 09:53:05 PM
Just got two decent reds out of Tesco so Iím all set for tonight and tomorrow
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ineos on: January 07, 2021, 08:38:55 PM
Fuck off dickhead

Your both spouting bollocks about ineos... I was correcting by clearly stating it is fuck all all to do with them
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I HEAR IM RATHER FAMOUS ROUND THESE PARTS on: January 07, 2021, 08:31:10 PM
Infamous more like.....



















For molesting dogs 🐩🐕
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ineos on: January 07, 2021, 08:26:58 PM
Thatís nice and Iím sure you enjoyed it


But those offices have fuck all to do with BASF you dozy cunt.

Take it from me as someone who not only worked on site, but loaded the HMD onto ships and dealt with all the head managers and directors when the shit hit the fan... itís BASF that own it
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ineos on: January 07, 2021, 08:15:47 PM
Youíre both wrong

The site is Ineos but the HMD plant is still the old BASF. Itís BASF that have pulled the plug. They have done Ineos up like Kippers as they had pledged to support the site until 2028 thus Ineos have assisted with the site upgrade.

Ineos binned of the AN plant as they thought they could just make the money of renting the site to BASF... they are now left with a worthless site with ancient AN plant that is basically scrap and a HMD plant that is worth money but has a limited product than only a few companies want...
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Defending our waters on: January 06, 2021, 10:17:27 AM
This is absolutely fucking brilliant.

Wee Jimmy Krankie has banged the drum for years that Scotland didnít want Brexit and wants to be part of the EU

Within 5 days of the changeover a Scottish fisheries protection vessel is the first to stop a foreign vessel and tell them to fuck off out of ďBritishĒ waters

Seriously couldnít make it up

37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yannick bolasie and mo besic on: January 05, 2021, 06:33:47 PM
Canít call them has beenís.... they are never was

Both are not match fit and would take a month at least to get to it... time we can Iíll afford.

Sack the fuckers off and get some players in with a bit of fight about them
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dejan Stojanovic on: January 05, 2021, 10:39:08 AM
Colin has just signed Jordan Archer  monkey
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD THING ABOUT SUNDAY DINNERS 👍😋😋😋👍 on: January 04, 2021, 10:52:25 PM
IF YA MAKE ENOUGH VEG 👍

YA CAN HAVE ONE ON MONDAY NIGHT TOO 👍😋😋😋👍

🤓🤓🤓




That Yorkshire looks like a gammy Pork Pie  klins
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Fucking teachers on: January 03, 2021, 06:31:23 PM
Bunch of cock Wombles throwing the towel in with the unions and refusing to work


Fuckers never done a full days graft on their shit lives and intent on fucking up kids education

Hope they all lose pay

Utter cunts every single one of them
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just watched "Chernobyl" (again) on: January 01, 2021, 09:29:18 PM
That line in the last episode......."nowt to do with me...I was on the bog".....

Hopefully one just for dramatic effect...but could imagine some shite bags using it!

Certainly makes his real life character look a proper weasel!

Used daily by 99% of the workforce in Teesside mate

Last time someone used it on me an Aniline line on a ship had just blew a lid thanks to some cunt not switching off the pump on the jetty
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No new year for me...... on: December 31, 2020, 11:56:56 PM
I know itís been massively frustrating as my mum is in the same boat

But stick with it... it really is for your own good at the moment thanks to the amount of cunts that seem unable to follow basic instructions

All the best for a better 2021
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Camper vans on: December 31, 2020, 07:45:11 PM
My dad has one that we took out for a day trip over the summer to use as a base at the beach.... I have a few observations from my first time in one...

1. They are slow as fuck
2. they roll and pitch like a empty oil tanker
3. they are loud as fuck to sit in (to the point you cant have a conversation) because everything is crashing about inside
4.you cringe everytime something comes the other way on narrow lanes
5. you have to back everything up if you wanna move it


i have fancied one for a while... after the above i never want to sit in one again.


So, what are you saying? 

You look like a cunt driving one

Everyone laughs at you for driving one

Iíd rather drag my ball sack over broken glass than get in one again
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jessie Joe Jacobs on: December 31, 2020, 02:26:57 PM
JJJ Is a bloody fruitcake by all accounts. She has absolutely no chance of winning an election around here... even if Ben was the worst mayor going... which he isnít by a country mile

Word on the street is she knows she has lost the election before it even starts but they are going to put her in for Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland at the next general
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Camper vans on: December 31, 2020, 10:00:26 AM
My dad has one that we took out for a day trip over the summer to use as a base at the beach.... I have a few observations from my first time in one...

1. They are slow as fuck
2. they roll and pitch like a empty oil tanker
3. they are loud as fuck to sit in (to the point you cant have a conversation) because everything is crashing about inside
4.you cringe everytime something comes the other way on narrow lanes
5. you have to back everything up if you wanna move it


i have fancied one for a while... after the above i never want to sit in one again.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: so what do we all do for a living on: December 27, 2020, 11:55:49 PM
Male Gigolo
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lynx Africa on: December 26, 2020, 03:29:28 PM
My mates used to take a bath on Cool water before a night out... reeked of the stuff


I personally thought it smelt like cat piss


Funny enough I didnít wear it and always go the girls at the end of the night
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I am legend on: December 26, 2020, 12:47:53 PM
Canít watch it after the dog gets it.

Iím a big softy really
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: hydroxychloroquine on: December 26, 2020, 12:45:11 PM
The cheap version of covid vaccine that trump used , the one that's been about for years and proved safe to use for a fraction of the cost , the factory has gone up in smoke   

Played for fools the lot of us .  :unlike:




http://t.co/Hgi1hvn5Xk?amp=1     




Off to work . 

Itís not a vaccine itís a treatment you half wit... and all it does it reduce the symptoms in the way a lemsip does for the flu.

Once the vaccine is in mass circulation it will be redundant as a treatment so itís probably an insurance job
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lynx Africa on: December 26, 2020, 12:23:21 AM
Old Spice is the mark of a man' 

Brut or GTFO
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