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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bad times of year on: January 12, 2018, 09:07:03 PM
Is it tomorrow yet over there?  :pd:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Can you do this on: January 12, 2018, 09:05:47 PM
Very easily although I do wear my socks on my hands.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Local pubs on: January 12, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
What's the weirdest thing you've seen in your local boozer?

Me and Mrs Dwarf wandered into The Fleece for tea tonight to be confronted by half a dozen French farmer types dressed in full tweed belting out Ca íra in front of the bar. I was tempted to go elsewhere but it seems they were just on some visit to Lancaster University.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Next Door Have Had A Ghost Train Installed on: January 12, 2018, 08:44:41 PM
Take a blurry picture on your phone, have a quiet word about the noise but if that doesn't work, nip round and take it off them.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump bottles it. on: January 12, 2018, 05:13:08 PM
Has he only just realised who authorised it or something?  :pd:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Happy Kiss A Ginger Day on: January 12, 2018, 03:36:08 PM
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Was Adorned With A Tip While Attending Gout Night on: January 12, 2018, 01:03:16 PM
Cheers mate...got it layed.  :like:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Name the song on: January 12, 2018, 12:22:04 AM
Gay Bar by Electric Six?
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No idea why on: January 12, 2018, 12:20:58 AM
Never mind here man, be where you need to be. Feel for you.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just Polished Me Shoes on: January 11, 2018, 08:41:29 PM
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game At Home Against Fulham on: January 10, 2018, 08:17:32 PM
1 - 0
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 10, 2018, 08:13:22 PM
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 10, 2018, 08:08:31 PM
Maybe Ron could introduce a slap across the chops with Kev’s leather gloves, followed by a “SHOW ME ZE HOMEWORK!”

No my preferred method is the "burner" pull. Leaves no marks and soon gets the boys obeying ze ObergruppenFuhrer

And for serious offences they have to play the British on Escape from Colditz.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 09, 2018, 01:47:37 PM
I only smack other people's kids so mine will be fine.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I this someone from COB? on: January 08, 2018, 09:01:16 PM
Is the bird in middle waiting for her mate's tit to fall off so she can catch it?

 :pd:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big Rudy on: January 06, 2018, 07:42:28 PM
The poor lad must be on a shit contract if he's having to stack shelves at night to make ends meet.

 lost
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game Against Sunderland At Home In The FA Cup on: January 01, 2018, 07:31:24 PM
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18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Preston Away on: January 01, 2018, 10:34:24 AM
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19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SOON DELETED THAT T_M on: December 29, 2017, 07:43:09 PM
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Last Jedi on: December 28, 2017, 08:00:39 PM
1) The whole plot of the film is based around the latest star destroyers being about 5 mph slower than a shitty old Mon Calamari cruiser at sub hyperspeeds.

2) The fat little slope chick? And the whole shitty horse racing bit. Why? What for?

3) The main baddy is based on Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted.


Come on Ron, get those justified. 
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Villa At Home on: December 28, 2017, 07:19:08 PM
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22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GUIDIEORA IS BACK !!! on: December 28, 2017, 07:12:22 PM
LIDDLE TRYING TO SPELL GUEDIOURA !!!!  :tp1:

IS LIKE STEPHEN FUCKING HAWKING TRYING TO RUN A MARATHON !!!!!  :tp3:

AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !!!!!  :tp2:

MOCKING THE AFFLICKTED AGAIN  souey

WHAT A ORIBBLE CUNT YOU ARE  rava


 :wanker:

SORRY PAL !!!  :beer:

YOU'RE THICK THOUGH, YOU'LL GET OVER IT !!!!! 

 
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The Last Jedi on: December 27, 2017, 11:14:49 PM
Should really be The Last Star Wars film.

 lost souey :wanker:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Thanks Polite Dwarf! on: December 27, 2017, 11:11:38 PM
Nice PD!

Any chance you could add this one?



For those scarce moments of COB agreement.

Pretty please.


It might need to be doctored a bit as the hand is too high and Stingy Steve will only allow me a mere 40 pixels high.

 rava
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TM - Smilie action required on: December 26, 2017, 02:48:27 PM
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TM - Smilie action required on: December 26, 2017, 01:44:32 PM
Who the fuck is TM?  :pd:
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who Do You Fancy? on: December 24, 2017, 01:29:26 PM
Kate Beckinsale
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our First Game Without Monk At Home Against Bolton on: December 24, 2017, 12:21:53 PM
0 - 0
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gibson on: December 23, 2017, 10:38:23 PM
Can't argue with any of that.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CoB personality of the year on: December 21, 2017, 05:25:38 PM
Coulby why do always get open and simple mixed up monkey

 :pope2: charles
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Sheffield Wednesday Away on: December 20, 2017, 08:29:58 AM
0 - 0
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: People have had enough of James Corden on: December 20, 2017, 08:28:46 AM
No idea who he is but if a bitter and twisted gobshite like Stewart Lee doesn't like him then he must be alright.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CoB message board myths on: December 19, 2017, 10:51:32 AM
Taxi proximity setting off doorbells.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diane Abbott at the darts on: December 17, 2017, 08:02:27 PM
  monkey
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Monk will be gone before the next game. on: December 16, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Europe has first Right Wing leader on: December 16, 2017, 12:20:07 PM
More immigrant repatriation would be a good thing just taking my awful experience in Debenhams this morning into account. I had to repeat my order for bacon on white toast with brown sauce several times to the person taking orders in the cafe before someone who actually understood English came over shaking their head to take the order with the air of someone who was extremely frustrated with their communicationally limited colleague.

I could have been sat down with my bacon butty and brew two minutes earlier but no, I had to suffer the consequences of years of poorly thought out mass immigration policy.

 
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game Away At Millwall on: December 13, 2017, 09:21:04 PM
1-0 to Millwall
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone been to a ufc? on: December 10, 2017, 09:51:53 PM
Been to WWF back in the day.  Is it the same kind of thing?  :pd:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: United states of europe.. on: December 09, 2017, 07:00:52 PM
What's Matty wearing?  :pd:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: United states of europe.. on: December 09, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
To be fair, I posted it before BF but as my Schlong is the size of a traction engine, I'll let him have his moment.

 :chrisk:

You didnt. I posted the link twice. You seen my second one

And my knob is the size of a fire engine except reddee and shinier and not called dennis

Green Tree, five minutes, wearing leather chaps only...or you're fibbing.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: United states of europe.. on: December 09, 2017, 05:50:18 PM
To be fair, I posted it before BF but as my Schlong is the size of a traction engine, I'll let him have his moment.

 :chrisk:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / FMTTM on: December 08, 2017, 12:54:08 PM
What other noises do you make if you trap your fingers in the door or something?

 :pd:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Thanks Admin on: December 08, 2017, 11:23:51 AM
He's still feeling guilty from when he hacked them.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What costs 259 million quid a week on: December 08, 2017, 10:13:52 AM
A million Borolads?  :pd:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit on: December 08, 2017, 09:56:15 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/07/united-states-europe-2025-demands-former-eu-president/

 
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What dont you get on: December 07, 2017, 10:19:53 PM
Ducks with tattoos. What's the point? You can't see them through all the feathers.

 :pd:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rob_FMTTM POSTS - LETS PUT IT TO THE VOTE on: December 07, 2017, 10:08:45 PM
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rob_FMTTM POSTS - LETS PUT IT TO THE VOTE on: December 06, 2017, 01:58:46 PM
He does his own!

I do get lots of requests though which I tend to politely decline as I generally can't be arsed anymore.

The most troubling one was a request from a poster who doesn't seem to post here anymore for an animated gif of Pink Ponce sucking a big black Schlong. While I wouldn't do that to PP anyway, I wouldn't fancy trawling the interweb for pictures of big black thingies.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rob_FMTTM POSTS - LETS PUT IT TO THE VOTE on: December 06, 2017, 01:51:43 PM
I don't think there's any place for them on this forum.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: D U P on: December 05, 2017, 09:27:33 PM
I bet Theresa cries herself to sleep at night thinking about the decision to call that general election.  charles
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