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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: Today at 08:36:10 AM
I rest my case.
Trying to Bury bullshit with more bullshit 
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: Yesterday at 09:27:45 AM
:jackanory: :jackanory:

Why Jackanory?

I'll tell you exactly what will happen. Kids will be blamed for trespassing the property, but unfortunately there will be no concrete cctv footage of anyone entering or hanging around the venue and it will be deemed deliberate vandalism.

It wasn't an electrical fault, it wasn't an act of nature, it wasn't magnification of the sunlight through windows.

Obviously it's not, it's an inside job.

SPOT ON MATE.....

SOMEONE HAS PAID KIDS TO DO THIS ....IT LIGHTENS THEIR LOADWORK AND THE LISTED BUILDING INSIDE IS NOT A PROBLEM NO MORE.....

THE FAMILY IN QUESTION. ....NO SCRUPLES BELIEVE ME.... IT WILL BE HOUSES AND IT WILL HAPPEN.....JUST HOPE A CERTAIN PERSON GETS HIS COLLAR FUCKING FELT....SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN JAIL YEARS BACK.....

AS FOR TWATTY.....HE IS NOTNING BUT A NO NOTHING   :wanker:
HAS NO IDEA WHO HAS BOUGHT THE LAND   

Punt of the day is that you wouldn't fucking dare say this to their faces.
Soaky old keyboard warrior 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 15, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Hmm, could the source of this itk scoop be the gazzetes Facebook page by any chance?  :jackanory: charles
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOVE THESE BAD BOYS !!! on: June 08, 2019, 06:49:05 PM
 Don't mean to alarm you but that fake foliage on the stand has the face of lucifer.
Sweet dreams.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ave sets the record straight once and for all on: June 08, 2019, 06:44:16 PM
Is there a link for a gofundme page?
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Milligan on: June 08, 2019, 06:39:07 PM
Comedy needn't be political
Bring back GARLIC BREAD and UNCLE KNOBHEAD and HELIUM ENCORES
We all knew "R" place back then.  :pope2:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crocket eulogies on: June 08, 2019, 05:59:25 PM
A candid view.
80's style bad racist.
Borderline Thomas Mair with strong hints of radicalisation.
Ridiculous homophobe with views in line with flat earth types.
However, not a bad tipster and the fledging forkie/delivery lass romance was pure gold.
I do hope he finds happiness and some inner peace, in turn ragging the delivery lass.
After all (and I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder), that clout he kept posting pics of suggested ploughman's lunch...
Looks like ham
Smells like cheese
Tastes like pickled onion.

Oh, and who could forget the Irish lotto from the other side... You tickled me there lad... Stay safe.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: hypocrisy of the on: June 05, 2019, 06:54:23 PM
Just watched two D Day paratroop veterans parachute into Normandy.Thes two men are well into  their nineties.What heroes these men are,as well as all their comrades.A generation we should be so proud of.God knows what they make of the snowflakes.
Did you serve Bill?
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Liam Gallagher tune preview on: June 05, 2019, 06:53:30 PM
Shit dad rock.
File it next to your status quo collection.
Don't mean to be personal but if you curated my music collection it would be one fucking bland catastrophe.
Got owt with a bit of frisk to it?
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOVE THESE BAD BOYS !!! on: June 04, 2019, 10:58:27 PM
WHO WOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS ???         

   

David Rappaport's blind twin brother?
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hes here on: June 03, 2019, 08:23:46 PM
Bet you're all celebrating the occasion by congregating in a middle aged reach round circle jerk.
At the Richard Dye hair conservation club.
 :mido: :homer: rava :beer: :basil: :stairlift:
You sound experienced  :nige:
It would take an expert to think that.
 charles

I knew it... But you didn't have to go as far as suggesting I "Bore your knob all day long"
The mask slips easily with you end of middle age itchers.
All day long.
 
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hes here on: June 03, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
Bet you're all celebrating the occasion by congregating in a middle aged reach round circle jerk.
At the Richard Dye hair conservation club.
 :mido: :homer: rava :beer: :basil: :stairlift:
You sound experienced  :nige:
It would take an expert to think that.
 charles
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hes here on: June 03, 2019, 06:46:32 PM
Bet you're all celebrating the occasion by congregating in a middle aged reach round circle jerk.
At the Richard Dye hair conservation club.
 :mido: :homer: rava :beer: :basil: :stairlift:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Leon fat tits Trotsky on: June 01, 2019, 12:40:39 AM
Thing is on here all you sad cunts who have a pop at liddle from the safety of your keyboard haven't got the bottle to go meet the bloke when he tells you where he is. Yet he still fronts up on this board and takes your continuous shit.
Get a fucking grip. Either go meet the bloke and "sort" him out or shut the fuck up you pack of yellow minges.

Either way, you're fucking boring.

Grow up eh.

Thing is you false name cunt has it ever dawned on you that battering a has been old timer in a car park is not a strong look?
I mean.. You walk upon a scene where a near 60 years old tit is straddled by someone in their early 30s getting nailed to fuck.
Maybe people are just letting his bullshit ride.......
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Leon fat tits Trotsky on: May 31, 2019, 11:16:40 PM
Fake stone island brassiere... Race-o Ron and that lanky tracksuit lad in the Brunnies suckling milky bullshit off each teet.
Suckle me laaaaads.

 :beer:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories Turn Parliament into a Mosque on: May 26, 2019, 08:29:28 PM
Crumpet avoids questions about white nonces.
Swerves them completely.. Goes off grid.
Blaming "The enemy" is easier than dealing with the slime that are one of his.
Hardest nonce defender on Seal Sands.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BBC BIG WEEKEND on: May 25, 2019, 12:16:27 AM
MY 19 YEAR OLD AND 26 YEAR OLD ARE THERE... MY OLDEST WOULD BE TOO... BUT SHE LIVES IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA NOW.....

Are they there with MD and MA?
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Woke up to a text on: May 25, 2019, 12:15:30 AM
Couldn’t you make more money self employed as a plasterer mate?  :pd:


I have a good skim who does all my gaffs and he gets a very healthy daily rate. More than forklift driving anyway

Good point but even gypsum isn't white enough for crackpot.
 
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD OLD BORIS !!! on: May 24, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
 Turn it in munchkin.
Boris would ride you like a clowns unicycle.
But then again... He gives you bonk on.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Been to vote on: May 23, 2019, 10:14:53 PM
Throwing shit at an old man is a cunts trick.

But... I bet farage staged that.

Top dollar punt
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SALFORD LAST NIGHT !!! on: May 23, 2019, 08:39:26 PM
Turn it in Verne Troyer.
Those Salford nans would open you up like a box of Celebrations.
Then tell you to stop telling so many lies.
Like a very naughty (but rather simple) boy
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MILKSHAKE TIME on: May 20, 2019, 10:06:13 PM
...I WOULD OF BOUNCED THE CUNT UP AND DOWN LIKE A FUCKING BASKETBALL 

Turn it in Rappaport.
He'd tear you up like a peshwari naan.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: R1 Weekend on: May 20, 2019, 06:55:01 PM
Given the average age of COB posters is beyond 50 I think you safely fall outside the target demographic.
Marton Road will be a nightmare from Friday teatime onwards.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve on: May 20, 2019, 06:33:37 PM
Hahaha, Time Bandit and the Greatham Goebels are fucking livid  :alf:
Creaming with laughter here Boyz.
Now that's funny.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: King Of Islam on: May 18, 2019, 05:50:36 PM
What about that Renshaw?
Nick Griffin's YTS... Another bacon nonce from that end of the political spectrum. Becoming commonplace. Need exposing.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning on: May 16, 2019, 09:57:48 PM
Gucci board shorts

You're too old to rock that look.. And certainly don't possess any cool to compensate for your age.
You'll look a dick and people will laugh at you.
They're probably Stolen From Ivor anyway Billy Bullshit.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stephen Fry accused of being a white nationalist. on: May 16, 2019, 11:06:03 AM
 I thought it was the universal hand gesture for "Ringpiece"
 :basil:
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Excited to pick my order up this morning from Northallerton on: May 11, 2019, 08:23:12 PM
Still looks like Sean Dyche from an unflattering angle. Hard to determine but I'd say its probably not him of I was pushed. What is more contentious is how anybody can say that the lad is down syndrome. He looks just like a bloke I have working for me. Verdict? I cant jump on the faux outrage bandwagon and pretend that I'm disgusted with the picture because there's too many unknowns. Looks like a fat ginger lad with a goaty enjoying a romantic meal with his wank sock.

And that's as unbiased as you will get because I dont take sides on here, I just call it as I see it as I always have done.

UTB

Hilarious haha.
In some weird way you're grooming Crossie.
He doesn't know it... But isn't how that shit works?
Now that's weird.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Corbyn: £10 an hour for 16 year-olds on: May 11, 2019, 04:32:56 PM
A fair wage for fair graft. Terrible that like.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Excited to pick my order up this morning from Northallerton on: May 11, 2019, 02:15:36 PM
Now that's funny!
Hmm.. Love of fine food and good wine yet still finds taking the piss out of people with downs syndrome funny.
Creature of contrast?
Or just slime?











zip it troll account number 6   :wanker: :matty:

Bet you'd love to unzip it in your bum chums presence and release all that spunky hate onto his beef and red wine stained chops.
After all, you've the most extensive collection of cock pics on this board.
Your Google search must be like one of Barrymore's quiet nights in.  :nige: :alf: :alf: :nige: :mido:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Excited to pick my order up this morning from Northallerton on: May 11, 2019, 02:11:16 PM
Now that's funny!
Hmm.. Love of fine food and good wine yet still finds taking the piss out of people with downs syndrome funny.
Creature of contrast?
Or just slime?

Down syndrome. Where? Thought it was Sean dyche. Stop being such a big girls blouse you dope.

 Course you did haha... Hilarious.
As if a clever cultured chap would make such a mistake.
Ho ho hoooo!
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Excited to pick my order up this morning from Northallerton on: May 11, 2019, 02:01:18 PM
Now that's funny!
Hmm.. Love of fine food and good wine yet still finds taking the piss out of people with downs syndrome funny.
Creature of contrast?
Or just slime?
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Freddie Starr on: May 09, 2019, 11:19:21 PM
FUCKING PERVERT, GOOD RIDDANCE TO ANOTHER PAL OF SAVILLE

This lad gets it. Big up. Respect.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NEARLY 700 on: May 09, 2019, 11:15:54 PM
I’d say you can trust the image info on Alamy  :like:

Right on brother... Keep on trucking!
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Freddie Starr on: May 09, 2019, 11:10:07 PM
One of Savile's dirty noncey rapey squad.
If not implicit turned a blind eye to it.

Glad you lads like him though
 :lenin: :lenin:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Monster v JayJayB on: May 09, 2019, 07:53:57 PM
Actually Jayjayb, I do slightly Doff my cap to you.
Getting bites for visits to Tocketts Mill and Whinstone.
Its hardly Nomu and Osteria Francescana is it?
So your whopper points are slightly negated by your bite inducing ability.
I'm sure that means a lot.
And you don't take the piss out of mixed race babies... Even if you're far too matey with the board's very own Thomas Mair YTS.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prince Archie on: May 08, 2019, 09:06:31 PM
Another social security scrounger is born.

That's our beloved royal family you're talking about.
Don't be a quisling old boy.
GSTQ
Rule Brittania
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Royal baby on: May 07, 2019, 12:52:42 AM

just seen the christening photo.

Non patriotic traitor.
GSTQ
  :lenin:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: YOU WILL LOVE THIS TOWEL HEAD TOWZ !!! on: May 04, 2019, 05:51:17 PM
 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh dear Tommy on: May 04, 2019, 01:27:39 AM
I am inviting him up to my home village of Greatham this summer . No fucker will chuck milk shakes in his face if he shows up in the hope n anchor

Politics/beliefs aside... Has it opened back up again?
Used to have the odd pint with extended traveller family there every so often.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Computer says no on: May 03, 2019, 09:55:37 PM
I think Bill Buxton hacked it from his shed

His machine is powered by cheese from the forest of Dean and emits steam when loading a Web page.
Proper early steampunk set up
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh dear Tommy on: May 03, 2019, 11:25:46 AM


Looks like he walked under Status Quo's hotel balcony
 charles
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO IS THE BIGGEST FUGAZI ON ERE ? on: April 28, 2019, 11:28:11 AM
spliffy jeans

Spliffy jeans... Now that's hilarious haha. Good man
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NEARLY 700 on: April 26, 2019, 07:11:39 AM
SCRUFFY LEFTY LIBTARD SNOWFLAKE CUNTS BEEN ARRESTED SINCE LAST MONDAY  

TRADERS HAVE LOST 20 MILLION IN SALES  klins

WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THESE CUNTS IN RUSSIA CHINA AND NORTH KOREA  :meltdown:

NOT ONE OF EM WITH A FUCKING JOB NEITHER  lost












Environmental activists  


Yeah Right !! Chucking their litter all over the place  :wanker:






They just lefty parasites against capitalism out to cause trouble .


Fake news Cracket.
That image is from 2011
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-rubbish-in-great-quantities-on-a-busy-summer-weekend-in-central-london-43265853.html
Now why would you go round posting untruths eh..
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Westlane rightwinger on: April 20, 2019, 12:31:12 AM
Look steve crockets posted a pic you might have missed  :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:


Wasn't racist at all there was a difference being shown if you looked at it properly you sackless grass.

Already reported it yesterday mate  :like:
Crocket is  lefty plant. A false profile to make the right look thicker than my cheb end (which is epicly girth rocking)
And is possibly an underground, undercover agent for the CID.
Beware.  mcl














Did yer .. like I said a Grass  :wanker:


All you are is one of the doyles desperately trying to get me banned but the irony of it all is you's spend all your sad lives typing about me on here every day.

If I get banned what you lefty shit sacks gonna do ?

Not a single day goes by without the word crocket being mentioned on here.

You are obsessed with me and a few other decent posters

Steve knows we keep the place alive. If we went what would you have ?

A board full of monty queerson drivel . the site would be finished in a month.

 :nige:

I didn't mate. Best left there to show what a cretin you are. I barely engage with you or respond to your threads but I agree you should be kept here, you are a useful idiot.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Halal Guys on: April 07, 2019, 06:13:39 PM
Didn't realise there were so many righteous vegetarians with animal welfare at the forefront of their issues on this forum.
A dead beast is a dead beast.
 :lenin:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE NEW LEE DUFFY BOOK..... on: April 01, 2019, 11:41:44 PM
 Actually,  given the documentary trailer "On location" outside the old Afro Caribbean centre I can see how this theme is getting  insensitive and intrusive.
Just my opinion... But that's a step too far in my eyes.
Just hope it all ends amicably for those that matter.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE NEW LEE DUFFY BOOK..... on: April 01, 2019, 07:56:15 PM
Are these "stones gathering moss" the same reason the TH book never saw the light of day?  
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scooby Doo on: March 28, 2019, 11:31:51 PM
Something worrying about gadgies who spend their time roughly pasting other humans faces into different scenarios.
Deeply worrying, bit sinister, bit noncey....
And funny as fuck. :like: :tp1:

To some, but in other instances of awful cut and paste its putting the head of disabled folk in sexual scenarios.. People with a mental age of??
It's fucking wrong, its the work of a wrong un, celebrated by wrong uns and probably even fucking illegal.
Bacon nonce business.
FUCK OFF YER SAD CUNT GET ON BOREME   :wanker:

Abuse defender.. What's the mental age of that downs lad he always pastes on?
As bad as the cunts that should be on the palms slashed list.
Pfft
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scooby Doo on: March 28, 2019, 11:12:48 PM
Something worrying about gadgies who spend their time roughly pasting other humans faces into different scenarios.
Deeply worrying, bit sinister, bit noncey....
And funny as fuck. :like: :tp1:

To some, but in other instances of awful cut and paste its putting the head of disabled folk in sexual scenarios.. People with a mental age of??
It's fucking wrong, its the work of a wrong un, celebrated by wrong uns and probably even fucking illegal.
Bacon nonce business.
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