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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Robinson update on: June 19, 2018, 08:56:11 PM
I reckon Tommy will bring a book out about his experiences inside when he gets out. Idiots like crocket will buy it  


Needs a catchy title like 'My Struggle', something that would also appeal to sympathetic followers in Europe 
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar on: June 06, 2018, 08:45:10 PM
Some people enjoy going to the zoo, but once there they know they don't have to climb into the enclosures if they don't want to.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jet Skiing On The Tees on: June 04, 2018, 09:19:50 PM
I think he's still got the one he won on Bullseye in the 80's - never got round to having a go on it
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vern Troyer Dead now on: April 22, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
FAREWELL MY LITTLE FRIEND  :like:




 monkey :alf: charles :alf:


MUST HAVE SHAGGED HIM TO DEATH FOR THE PAYDAY  :meltdown:

Nice tribute from lids .. I know Big Vern was someone he always looked up to
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sir Cliff on: April 17, 2018, 09:49:23 PM
The nations thoughts and prayers for Saint Cliff at these difficult times.

Mind you as soon as the doddery old fuck pops his clogs I fully expect the press to go full 'Savile' on him

 
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This aussie flu.. on: January 17, 2018, 03:33:31 PM
Took me two full weeks to get over this flu.

As for flu being a potential killer - the 1918 Spanish Flu killed more in six months than were killed in both world wars. Around 3-5% of the worlds population died.

Nature always has a way of culling species now and then it just need a slightly nastier version of flu to knock humans down a peg or two
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDS on: December 20, 2017, 06:47:34 PM
Busiest time of the year, double shift in the grotto
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Speed cameras on: November 04, 2017, 02:57:19 PM
It used to be that fines collected from fixed cameras went to the local council and they made shed loads from them.

Now it all goes to the government. The local councils are skint so they gave up maintaining them to save money.

9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO THINKS.... on: October 27, 2017, 07:55:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bb_Pfgu-wg
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ITK LIDDLE !!! on: October 17, 2017, 06:38:43 PM
Being ITK I can confirm lids is related to one of the rea's.. Verbaldia

amarite
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARSENAL GAME DELAYED ! on: September 14, 2017, 08:53:36 PM
most of them are in the home end - all levels

https://twitter.com/charles_watts/status/908411236517376000
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Second vote on Brexit anyone on: August 20, 2017, 11:50:16 PM
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In the New Statesman, George Eaton argues that to hold another referendum would show disrespect to those who voted last year by 52% to 48% for Brexit. However, Nigel Farage told the Daily Mirror on 16 May last year – 38 days before the referendum – that “in a 52-48 referendum this would be unfinished business by a long way”.

Well if Nige thought a 52% to 48% vote would mean unfinished business by a long way well maybe there is still unfinished business.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What Racecourses have you been to? on: June 23, 2017, 01:38:21 PM
Cheltenham
Chepstow
Happy Valley (Hong Kong)
Ascot (Perth Aus.)
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Arise Sir Nigel ! on: March 03, 2017, 07:03:11 PM
The funniest video you will see this year - it's funny cos it true  :nige: 

https://order-order.com/2017/03/03/farage-knighted-russia-today/
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Afghan Dan on: January 09, 2017, 02:20:31 PM
keeping it real, 2 million views and counting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNT_8NeuKM

tic-tac betta get back in his box
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This football abuse story on: December 09, 2016, 11:06:14 PM
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The sun photoshopped a picture of corbyn.. on: November 18, 2016, 01:56:27 PM
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Put some BOUNCE in your life on: November 10, 2016, 05:14:18 PM
I remember Happy, he's one of your six brothers, the other five being Doc, Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy and Sleepy.

Still a crap ad.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Put some BOUNCE in your life on: November 10, 2016, 03:09:23 PM
Put it on full page setting
turn the volume up
sit back and be prepared to laugh and feel great

Brilliant! :like:

Laugh and feel great ? , I was waiting for something to happen and it didn't

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Incredible: the work that's gone into making that advert

It was like something the losing team on the apprentice would come up with - who in their right mind ever thinks getting an outdoor trampoline in the middle of winter is a good idea for a christmas present? - I can't see the hoards dashing down to John Lewis to get in line to buy one of those.

That said I guess Newport has already bought one

As for dog/fox whatever on a trampoline - very creative - just nick any old idea off Youtube and charge John Lewis a few hundred thousand for coming up with the ad
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit snag on: November 03, 2016, 02:50:08 PM
Nice to see parliament taking back control

If parliament votes against brexit I suppose the kippers could fight it and take it all the way to European Supreme court - which is a bit ironic
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A crazed Knifeman on: August 04, 2016, 02:23:46 PM
I wonder which country we let him in from to protect him? Thanks for the payback!

Apparently he is a Norwegian / Somali ..... Never heard of one of them before .   We all know there is about as much Norwegian in him as  :matty: has Testosterone in side him .

They would get a lot more respect if they just told the bloody truth . He is a Somalian who made his way to Norway for a passport then ended up in London to go on a rampage . He is not Norwegian, British or European he is Somalian .

Like the saying goes a dog born in a stable  does not become a horse . If it bit some one its not a horse/dog is it . it is a dog . woof woof ..

For a five year old that's some dedication to the cause.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BBC's Brexit Street... on: July 19, 2016, 06:31:31 PM
forget where it was - thornaby?
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Joe Cox MP on: June 17, 2016, 08:51:34 PM
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Joe Cox MP on: June 16, 2016, 04:14:11 PM
Apparently he shouted 'Britain first' before shooting and stabbing her.

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: any rugby links? on: March 12, 2016, 06:24:03 PM
http://www.viewtelly.com/  ITV 1
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England nearly lost the 4th Cl spot on: December 10, 2015, 03:45:57 PM
I think a winning a game in the Champions League counts for more co-efficient points than winning a game in the Europa League.

At the end of last season I think we were about 3 points ahead of Italy, however this lead disappears at the start of this year as one of our better previous years no longer counts and we pretty much start level with Italy.

Southampton and West Ham not making it to the group stages of the Europa League did not help.

What happens this year does not effect next seasons places (we still have four) it counts for the following season 
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: And the bombings started. on: December 03, 2015, 01:16:12 PM
So after defeating ISIS with a few bombs the RAF move on to bombing Assad to defeat him next - well good luck with that.

Things have moved on from two years ago when Cameron wanted to bomb Assad in as much as Assad has now got his mate Putins air force in town and along side him to give him a hand.



28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool on: December 03, 2015, 02:25:01 AM
They're too far back to Win the League.



If Sturridge can Start on average 2 out of 3 games, they'll walk in to the Top Four.


He is deadly.

Too far behind ? .. really ?

Six points behind, starting to play good stuff under klopp and have already played Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U, Man City, Spurs, Everton away from home
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The day / night pink ball test match on: November 29, 2015, 09:12:33 PM
Aussies got very lucky, first innings in a low scoring game, 70 odd behind 8 wickets down.

Nathan Lyon on 0 sweeps and NZ appeal for catch, turned down so they review.

English 3rd umpire takes five minutes to make his decision.

When this is shown on big screen



Nathan Lyon starts to walk off and is 3/4 to the way to the boundary when he's given not out as 3rd umpire couldn't be sure what caused the mark on the bat.

As the bat went nowhere near anything other than the ball, absolute joke decision.

Aussies ended up with 20 run first inning lead, enough to win the game.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Austerity isn't working on: November 21, 2015, 01:10:36 AM
I get confused between deficit and debt.

Remind me which one in 2010 George Osbourne said he was going to get rid of by 2015.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KARMA ??? on: October 31, 2015, 11:18:45 AM
Hoddle was a great player and leader back in the 80s. To help bond the Spurs team before kick off he would hand out a hymn sheet and ask the players to stand and read it together.

Once away to West Brom in March 1987 during the reading Graham Roberts spoke up and said 'maybe we should sing' to which Glen replied, 'It's ok Graham there is no need, as long as we continue to read from the same hymn sheet we'll be fine'
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rodgers sacked on: October 04, 2015, 07:56:04 PM
Management were shit scared after chelsea were fucking awful (again) yesterday, that any decent manager available would go to chelse before the scousers

gotta move fast
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDS DO YOU KNOW THIS GADGE ??? on: September 29, 2015, 12:16:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WLpKCPuQRuI
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 10:57:54 PM


35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 06:47:16 PM
https://soundcloud.com/theiainduncansmiths/pigs-mouth-strikes-again-feat-david-cameron

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The Iain Duncan Smiths - Pigs Mouth Strikes Again (feat David Cameron)

Sweetness, sweetness by now I guess you probably will have read
That I put my Percy in a pig's head
Sweetness, sweetness, I was so young and easily mislead
So I'm afraid it’s true what Ashcroft said

And now I know just how that pig felt, now I know just how that pig felt
When I rocked up and put my pisser in its kisser and went at it full pelt

Pig's mouth, how you've come back to haunt me
Pig's mouth, how you've come back
Pig's mouth strikes again! I put my nob into its gob and it was suckling sow

And now I know just how that pig felt, now I know just how that pig felt
When I rocked up and put my spout into its snout and had a spit roast that smelt

Pig's mouth, how you've come back to haunt me
Pig's mouth, how you've come back
Pig's mouth strikes again! I put my nob into its gob and it was suckling sow
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 12:46:48 PM
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 11:49:31 AM
Camerons Pig Society
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 11:17:33 AM
And you're all aware this comes from the Daily Mail, yes?

and the front page of the Express, Independent now reporting it on their website etc, like I said before, all they got to do is come out deny it completely.

The only advice I can offer to him is "Don't have a cow, man"
 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 11:10:16 AM
After previously being confused about which football team he supports, Hameron reveals he's always been a fan of 'Wet Spam'
 :cam: 
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 10:58:27 AM
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 10:52:29 AM
Old Mac Cameron liked his ham on the bone.

Going to be very porkward for the pig fucker next time at PMQ especially if he tries to trot out the same old answers
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cameron & the pig on: September 21, 2015, 10:38:35 AM
If it's not true, all the press office at downing street have to do is comes out and says so.

If you say that you 'Do not recognise the allegations' it means you can't deny it because you are shit scared someone has a photo

44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tom Watson mp on: September 13, 2015, 04:42:45 PM
Looks like Ray Winstone playing a gangster




Oi! Osborne you fackin cokehead




45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Corbyn 1/7 on betfair on: September 11, 2015, 12:10:04 AM
Not sure if it is just the rent-a-mob crazies in the labour party, there seems to be a bit more in it than just this.

The tories may be smiling now at the prospect of having corbyn as opposition leader but if they have any sense they might be wondering what the hell is going on here.

What happens if your average voter no longer continues to buy into the tory propaganda feel good factor and we have to have more and more austerity forced upon on them.

Could be interesting times ahead if the economy falters and the tories can't keep everyone onside. The next election might not be the walkover a lot of people are predicting at the moment.



46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: surprise suprise cillas gone on: August 02, 2015, 11:07:00 PM
Oooooh 36 pages of lorra lorra luv (not) for our cilla

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1767356
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: surprise suprise cillas gone on: August 02, 2015, 12:51:57 PM
The first 'minute silence' of the season at anfield already booked in then
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LORD SEWER !!! on: July 27, 2015, 01:19:08 PM
coke and hookers you say

49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is liddle as hard as he makes out on: July 22, 2015, 03:04:47 PM
Wahey another thread on the legend of lidl

I've always thought that if there was ever a COB 'meet' in a pub it would look something like this.

It begins when lidl sorry shake hands walks into the bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I wonder who the queen wanted to win WWII? on: July 19, 2015, 06:59:32 PM
According to todays Express (yes this is genuine and not made up)



all a bit like our german friends at the london olympics, just waving like



there again there's been another pic been released taken at the same time showing it was just a innocent fun family day out


   
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