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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lampard on: Yesterday at 07:25:34 PM
The funny thing is you know exactly who I'm talking about kidda  :ponce:

YEAH.....

THAT'S WHY I SAID PUT HIS NAME UP...

YOU ARE NOWT BUT A FUCKING FANTASIST PAL !!!

 charles
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lampard on: Yesterday at 06:19:45 PM
Or the difference between your and you're


I BET YOU ARE A RIGHT BUNDLE OF LAFFS DOWN THE POOB....

YOU DAFT BORING CUNT !!!

I wish he was my real dad
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lampard on: Yesterday at 06:12:38 PM
Or the difference between your and you're
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lampard on: Yesterday at 05:43:56 PM
I KNOW FOR A FACT HE HAS BEEN OFFERED THE JOB AND DERBY WANT 4 MILLION COMPO..

BUT HE IS WORRIED ABOUT THE 2 YEAR TRANSFER EMBARGO.... SO HE LOOKS LIKELY TO TURN IT DOWN FOR NOW.... ITK AGAIN..

Is there anyone or anything you do not know? Just out of interest like.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Woody stories on: June 12, 2019, 01:15:07 PM
I'm guessing nobody on here has actually met him, just tales from elsewhere?

MET HIM LOADS OF TIMES YOU DAFT CUNT.... WAS BIG MATES WITH LEE MCGEE... NEVER OUT THE CROSS...

HUNG ABOUT WITH PICKO AND ROBBO... BUT HAS SINCE KEPT HIS DISTANCE IN LAST 18 MONTHS.... I KNOW LOADS ABOUT HIM..

Spoken like a true mong.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ALL THESE CRANKS SLAGGING WOODY OFF WANT A BAT on: June 10, 2019, 07:55:50 PM
 mcl
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fatality on site on: June 10, 2019, 07:40:29 PM
Why do I need to watch out?  :pd:

Cos he will find you and he will bum you to smithereens.

But not in front of the nippers.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO WAS JAYJAYB on: May 29, 2019, 10:36:57 PM
We are all jayjayb except some of us are more jayjayb than others.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CHERNOBYL !!! on: May 29, 2019, 10:26:06 PM
Brilliant TV :like:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO WAS JAYJAYB on: May 29, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
A tedious condescending cunt.

Clearly with mental health issues making up that utter nonsense.

I liked how he used to pretend to go on holiday then go quiet for a bit. Proper odd person.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jayjaybobhiggins on: May 29, 2019, 07:40:46 AM
Jayjaybennell
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jayjaybobhiggins on: May 29, 2019, 06:44:05 AM
Mad as box of frogs is jayjayprolificnonce.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Jayjaybobhiggins on: May 29, 2019, 06:37:09 AM
 klins
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Reminder - nonce accusations on: May 27, 2019, 08:22:12 PM
Jayjaymeltdown
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Off to the treebridge on: May 27, 2019, 04:45:15 PM
See you in the treebridge jayjaychildbotherer
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What a wonderful break, would go there again! on: May 27, 2019, 02:16:16 PM
Yes I imagine you normally spend tens of thousands on long weekends in Monaco.

You bullshitting oddball.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY,LIDS WANT GOOD INFO TO REACH ME IN THAILAND on: May 25, 2019, 08:51:05 AM
REMEMBER THIS DOPE WELL FROM FMTTM, HE COULDNT HANDLE MY BALLS TO THE WALL COMEDY :mido:

HE TRIED TO SEEK REFUGE ON HERE BUT WHEN MONTY "WYATT EARP" BEERSON ROLLED INTO TOWN THE JAMES (DRONGOS) GANG WERE SCARPERING FOR THE HILLS  :homer: :homer: :homer:

BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:

He is mint Monty like, proper wind up ledge  charles
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning on: May 17, 2019, 07:09:23 AM
Just agreed to a 10 day break in Cyprus. One of the lads I have working for me has just had a death in the family and cant go. Me being me I've given him the full cost of his holiday plus a little extra to help him through a difficult time. Like a family the people I have working for me.

Just get back from there then off to Aruba a few days after that. Gonna have some fine looking tan lines on me when I return. As always, wont be posting on here so keep the place tidy whilst I'm gone. Good lads. Might be on when I'm back from Cyprus if I have time or it could be mid June before I grace you with my presence again.

Let's hope for a cracking managerial appointment whilst I'm away.

UTB

Boring made up cunt
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Off to the Buck Inn on: May 14, 2019, 11:12:42 PM
Jayjayfuckwit
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No extended family outing today but but but on: May 12, 2019, 09:30:21 PM
Jayjayballbag soon naffed off when he got rumbled on this one like. The fucking knob.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Would you take a 7th-10th placed finish next year if on: May 11, 2019, 09:31:22 AM
JayJayB in talking shit shocker.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Excited to pick my order up this morning from Northallerton on: May 11, 2019, 09:27:53 AM
I lead a boring life when this is the highlight of my weekend but there you go.

Collecting a 2.5kg, 32 day dry aged Aberdeen Angus rib of beef. Cost me almost 70 but boy oh boy do I have big plans for it!

On the menu tonight for 5 of us is Rock Salt Encrusted Prime Rib with Mediterranean Vegetables.

Easy prep but needs to be cooked for a good 3 and a half hours.

Been saving a few bottles of Antinora Toscana for this!
(That's basically very expensive red wine to those not in the know)

UTB

Any ex pros coming round to enjoy your made up food? maybe get the extender out?
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Talking to a couple of ex players yesterday on: May 06, 2019, 07:38:05 PM
903 from darlo then the 11am from donny. We actually just went straight to the ground.

Like I give the slightest shit about replying to you and your very made up life.

Course you did ha ha course you did lad. Straight to the game but you had plans of going to a pub. How oh so convenient. Made yourself look a right Charlie ha ha

Hilarious.

What a weird cunt.

What you doing this eve? shitting diamonds while finger banging Kate Moss per chance?
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Talking to a couple of ex players yesterday on: May 06, 2019, 02:24:19 PM
903 from darlo then the 11am from donny. We actually just went straight to the ground.

Like I give the slightest shit about replying to you and your very made up life.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Talking to a couple of ex players yesterday on: May 06, 2019, 12:03:37 PM
"Talking to a couple of ex players yesterday"

No, no you were not.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:38:33 AM
I don't know where we are going. Will find out once I get on the train.

It's a moot point anyway as you won't be going anywhere today anyway, you utter cretin.

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:31:16 AM
Made up piss from a made up cock.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:26:45 AM
I didn't understated why you randomly put the word 'work' in a sentence. You stupid cunt.

Yep, I am going to the match. However I won't be going in a Weatherspoons, as I am neither a pikey nor an alki.

Which of course you have now edited. Must be top craic in the range that you are sat on the message board making things up. Absolute oddball of a person.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:25:16 AM
I didn't understated why you randomly put the word 'work' in a sentence. You stupid cunt.

Yep, I am going to the match. However I won't be going in a Weatherspoons, as I am neither a pikey nor an alki.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:20:12 AM
Come again?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Starting on the proper job this morning on: May 05, 2019, 08:18:18 AM
Wow, early start on the BS.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is the wetherby whaler still open? on: April 22, 2019, 06:46:30 PM
Haven't you got some made up drinks to made up soak up.

Had 4 pints of salted caramel beer in the pub today. Lovely. Like mead. Now fuck off you boring fat idiot ha ha

Now that's funny!

UTB

That made up drink sounds properly disgusting.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is the wetherby whaler still open? on: April 22, 2019, 06:40:23 PM
Haven't you got some made up drinks to made up soak up.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is the wetherby whaler still open? on: April 22, 2019, 06:36:46 PM
Made up lad banter. Hilarious 
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: just back from Lord Stones cafe on: April 06, 2019, 09:44:45 PM
and suffice to say one was not disappointed with the quality of the food chaps, which it is not an exaggeration to say was nothing short of quite nice


The bacon tasted like it had been cooked, the bread was white and doughlike and had conveniently been placed either side of the bacon to make it easy to eat, in what i can only describe as a sandwich


Now onto the drinks, and what a delight they were. The bottle of water was cold and wet, with glasses provided for us to pour the water into and drink with our mouths. Whilst the coffees on the other hand were hot and wet and arrived in mugs with handles on them to hold the coffee with because it was hot.


Highly recommended.

 charles
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TIP FOR THE NATIONAL !!! on: April 06, 2019, 05:56:27 PM
IM GLAD I GOT THEM ODDS BACK UP FROM  7/2 TO 5/1  :mido:


MY  monkey  PAID 3K BACK  :homer:


IT'S ALL KIDDOLOGY BUT IT IS GOOD WHEN ACKERS ARE INVOLVED   :pope2:


GOTTA BE INNIT TO WNNIT  monkey

 :jackanory:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TIP FOR THE NATIONAL !!! on: April 06, 2019, 05:54:26 PM
DON'T WASTE YA MONEY BACKING TIGER ROLL 


IT WON'T WIN  mcl

MORE BETTER VALUE MONEY OPTIONS IN THE FIELD  :homer:

 rava it's almost like you try to get things wrong you stupid cunt.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sex lies on COB on: March 28, 2019, 12:01:49 AM
I was gonna go tonight but she can't take another pummelling just yet .. Think I am on for tmorra night. Gonna take a pic of that tight slot with my finger giving you lot the  :lenin: sign

Bank on it  :like:


what I write happens 

I'm not sure I want to see that.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sex lies on COB on: March 27, 2019, 11:59:11 PM
"three orgasms in three hours"


 :alf:

 :basil:


You are Jay off inbetweeners and I claim my prize.







Look's like that's a dig at me .

This is what happened.


After arriving at about 12 within 15 mins I had her kit off in the bathroom. Been tickling her bean in the kitchen so she said she needed the bog. she has a down stairs one and upstairs one. anyway sure enough she left the door open and called me in. within a minute I was back on the bean. within 3 mins I was ploughing her on the bathroom floor. she told me to stop cos she was about to blow a load all over the new lino . Fair enough it that one was a near miss .

10 Mins later we were in the sack n she was getting stretched  like the elastic on a black widow catapult   :like:

tried to say stop again after 40 mins of the porking cos she was gonna blow but soon changed her tune and the fuck me  harder's started to roll out her mouth, sure sign she was gonna drop a dozen eggs  and she did .  :like:


watched some telly for half hour and straight back on it. another hour of more of the same and out spilled the yolk yet again  :like:

So one  near miss and two strikes between 1 and 4 pm.


This kid doesn't need a wank sock  

What I write happens bank on it  :like:


40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: crocket has left the buildin for now on: March 27, 2019, 10:06:28 PM
Well....this all seems normal.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Home Game Against Championship Leaders Norwich on: March 27, 2019, 04:41:51 PM
1 all
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: crocket has left the buildin for now on: March 27, 2019, 04:37:16 PM
I am so confused right now. cry
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: for the FAO of jayjay on: March 27, 2019, 04:21:46 PM
ill tak that young man. im a ghost remember ill take what i can get.ghosts see everythin remember including messages.

  rava
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: for the FAO of jayjay on: March 27, 2019, 04:11:56 PM
the young man thinks this board doesnt know who he is. when we all know. JJB WE ALL KNOW  :bc:


Is "he" you like?

Fuck me you are mental.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: for the FAO of jayjay on: March 27, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
Unfortunately this Board does have its quota of on line bullies.

You do get that he isn't real and basically is a attention seeking passive aggressive cunt don't you?

aka a troll
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOT WELCOME SUPPING WITH THE LADS NO MORE on: March 27, 2019, 02:22:19 PM
BOOLA WAS CONVICTED OF SHOOTING THE DRUG DEALER SPEEDY WHITE  IN SALTERSGILL WITH A SHOTGUN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HIS CAR....NO PROBS HE HAD HIS REASONS...THE LADS NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH THIS....

LADS WHO DEAL IN SMACK THOUGH AND TAKE IT....AND USE KNIFES AND MACHETTES TO ROB PEOPLE ARE NO GOOD CUNTS......LIKE YOU SAID ABOUT MP....SOMEONE YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO BE AROUND......ROB THEIR OWN GRANNIES THESE CUNTS  souey

It seeems that once the brown/rock is the cause of most of the changes. I just find it hypocritical that there are lads making money from this filth ( but not taking themselves).

Coke seems to be acceptable and very much of the match day for what....50% of the boys when I was going.

Anyway, cheers for the answer gadge 👍

NO PROBS GADGE....ALWAYS HAPPY TO TALK TO SENSIBLE PEOPLE  jc

My hero.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT IN THE BRUNNIES.... on: March 27, 2019, 09:05:55 AM
I would be surprised if the scruffy cunts in the brunnies have smartphones.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tocketts Mill tomorrow on: March 26, 2019, 11:14:56 PM
You silly bastard Calamity.


The brains trust of JJ, Lids and Crocky has made you look well stupid

What would be the collective noun for this trinity of dopey cunts?

I mean they are very stupid.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: for the FAO of jayjay on: March 26, 2019, 11:09:28 PM
What gives you that idea? 

Dunno mate...just a hunch.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: for the FAO of jayjay on: March 26, 2019, 10:31:07 PM
I'm not sure me. I think he might, just might be full of shite.

Just a guess like.
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