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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro have put a bid in for on: Today at 05:15:32 PM
Fingers crossed.

Would be surprised if a prem team doesn't come in for him though
fucking burnley are interested also
Every player we look at them cunts always seem to be after them aswell :meltdown:

To be fair they let us have the short Spanish ones.  souey

Fixed...

Short and shit

As last season proved.  :aitor:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids...you going to that March in London on Saturday? ?? on: Today at 04:05:34 PM
As I was setting off for work, there was a big March going down Cannon St, they all looked like Lids!

Turns out it was fans of all London clubs on their way to place tributes for the Borough Market victims, considering there were 10,000+ it got virtually no coverage!

But then the media would have to remind everyone about muslim terrorists. 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jeremy Corbyn on: Today at 04:03:55 PM
If I'd have gone to Glasto and he hadn't been previously announced, I'd be demanding a refund.

Rock'n'roll exists to take us away from all that stupid politics bollocks and all the rest of mundane real life. Having that forced on you is not cool at all.

And he goes on about eco shit, yet turns up in a convoy of four gas guzzlers. Do me a favour.

It will go the same way as Labour's last saviour, Blair. They'll hail him as the messiah and be calling him a cunt after a year. 
 
:unlike:


Exactly Steve

Rids, you will be dead soon so shut the fuck up, youre the most miserable, humourless cunt on here


4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Canadian sniper on: Today at 03:58:36 PM
I think some duelling pistols are called for on here, never mind sniper rifles.


5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro have put a bid in for on: Today at 03:55:13 PM
Fingers crossed.

Would be surprised if a prem team doesn't come in for him though
fucking burnley are interested also
Every player we look at them cunts always seem to be after them aswell :meltdown:

To be fair they let us have the shit Spanish ones.  souey
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOERGE FRIEND on: Yesterday at 06:12:30 PM
Boro after Joe Bryan of Bristol City a 23 year old pacey left back for £3m whos played 200 times.

Sounds like a plan.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Bryan

He's only 5'7 mate  mick mick

Fast for the flanks big in the middle.

Revise that and you will.learn something about football. charles

Same message to Aitor.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CHAPS USING CAPS. on: Yesterday at 01:33:15 PM
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CHAPS USING CAPS. on: Yesterday at 01:31:21 PM
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brighton want downing on: Yesterday at 11:19:21 AM
Aston villa also linked this morning 3.5 million
hope its true 

Hope he goes to Villa to weaken their chances.  charles
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brighton want downing on: Yesterday at 11:15:25 AM
They dont normally like fannies down there. 

 charles
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOERGE FRIEND on: Yesterday at 11:13:51 AM
Boro after Joe Bryan of Bristol City a 23 year old pacey left back for £3m whos played 200 times.

Sounds like a plan.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Bryan
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cladding on the Riverside Stadium. on: Yesterday at 10:45:21 AM
Far easier to escape from the Riverside then in a block of flats.

As is proved with 80 minutes to go at most matches.  :alf:
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing Good Comes Out Of Africa on: Yesterday at 10:44:04 AM
Joe Job.  :like:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOERGE FRIEND on: Yesterday at 10:43:13 AM
Tempting at 8 mill,but proven at this level and we can't sell every one, need to have a framework to build around.

Agreed, we can't sell everyone. The manager has the luxury to keep whom ever he wants apparently and will only sell if he thinks its right. I can't see friend going unless Monk has his sights on someone better.

I think Monk has more idea about the benefits of pace in a team then Aitor did.  :aitor:
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOERGE FRIEND on: Yesterday at 10:39:36 AM
Not up to the Premier, but will likely be captain in the chumps.

Money is tempting, but only if we could find a more mobile player.

Barragan and Friend proved pace is key at full back in the Premier.  klins

Is Barragan still here...he gives me fucking nightmares  rava

I fear we will never shift the bugger and he probably has 3 years left on a contract.  rava
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOERGE FRIEND on: Yesterday at 10:35:58 AM
Not up to the Premier, but will likely be captain in the chumps.

Money is tempting, but only if we could find a more mobile player.

Barragan and Friend proved pace is key at full back in the Premier.  klins
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KICKING OFF IN LONDON on: June 23, 2017, 05:17:36 PM
Its a case of a few disturbances two nights in a row. Nothing more than you would see in any town or city across the country. I was talking to a Jewish friend from London about it no more than an hour ago. Muslim youths involved but its getting blown out of all proportion. Fuck all to do with religion. More just an ongoing disagreement between two groups.


2000 years so far isn't it.

Well more like 1500 years
lost

You've been wiki'd by Ron. mcl
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bid For Keeper Rumour on: June 23, 2017, 02:49:56 PM
Donb't be silly. I remember reading £8m at the time but it would be at the top end in my mind. Just reading in the gazette Adomah was £5m but that is guess work too. Deal for Traore I am sure was over £10m in total. So may have been Adomah + £6m... that number rings a bell.

Pretty sure Adama was seven mill.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bid For Keeper Rumour on: June 23, 2017, 02:25:07 PM
Normal size and won't ring in sick for two months when he can't be arsed. :like:

Is that extra 2 inches important to you mate 

It does when people kick the ball above normal size knee level. :alf:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bid For Keeper Rumour on: June 23, 2017, 12:35:43 PM
Normal size and won't ring in sick for two months when he can't be arsed. :like:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 09:08:32 PM
I think he will take the piss and go nowhere milking the club
In the process  :wanker:
He was bigging agnew up for the job because that useless cunt
Would pick him every game  :agnew3: cunt

I think he will hang around like a bad smell slagging off Monk, like he did Aitor.

It could be best to pay him off and let him leave by "mutual consent"
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2nd Favourites for Promotion on: June 22, 2017, 09:05:08 PM
John Terry signing?

If he went there you would get a divided dressing room

Make them a decent relegation shout.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Canadian sniper on: June 22, 2017, 09:03:36 PM
A former us marine sniper says it's a load of   mick

He's well jel.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2nd Favourites for Promotion on: June 22, 2017, 08:59:54 PM
I dont understand why villa are favourites
They where bang average last season
Maybe the bookies know something

Good point they managed 15th didn't they?  charles
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Canadian sniper on: June 22, 2017, 08:59:05 PM
He had to include wind speed and curvature of the earth in his shot calculations.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Canadian sniper on: June 22, 2017, 08:57:04 PM
Let's hope it was one of the "british"  ones. :like:
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2nd Favourites for Promotion on: June 22, 2017, 08:50:17 PM
Madness, we don't even know who will be playing for us next season

Exactly, very much guesswork now.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Canadian sniper on: June 22, 2017, 08:36:58 PM
Shoots I S militant two miles away. :mido:

The bullet took ten seconds to reach the target. mick

Beat that BTID. 
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ramirez - any way back? on: June 22, 2017, 05:54:08 PM
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 04:53:56 PM
I'm confused: Downing is English? Does that mean he's blameless for last season? He must have put a shift in then...

You really cant take anything in can you?  

All the Spanish were shite.

Some of the English were too.

So stop trying to deflect from the fact you said the Spanish couldnt possibly be a disruptive clique, yet were.  charles
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ponce gets it wrong - again! on: June 22, 2017, 03:51:04 PM
Attention seeker.



Now THAT would have been a GREAT new strip for this season!

 :homer:

That sums up last season  souey

It is very like Negredo isnt it?  lost

A bit faster maybe. 
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 03:48:31 PM
He's tall and English though. Surely that makes him the perfect footballer?

Im afraid him being a fanny makes him more Spanish like.  

Its amazing that Boro had more then half a team of Spanish speakers, run by loads of Spanish, were absolutely shit and Smalltown still cant see a problem. 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ponce gets it wrong - again! on: June 22, 2017, 03:32:26 PM
He writes a load of made-up rubbish

Lots of people reply to say he's full of shit

He knocks one out over how many replies he gets

etc

etc



His other hobby is collecting cock pics on twitter.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 03:31:12 PM
I would have given him one more season.

Stick him out to pasture like all old buggers on their last legs.  
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Boro Mini Kits on: June 22, 2017, 03:30:00 PM
http://www.mfc.co.uk/news/article/2016/middlesbrough-fc-boro-mink-kits-3731737.aspx

Fucking hell, the band will be bigger then half the kids.  charles

£50 

A mini kit for Real Madrid is £40.  souey
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 01:43:11 PM
Looks like more pay offs for Aggers, Joe and Woody that Gibbo is going to have to stump up.  :agnew1:

Been a dear do with clearing out Ortas  Spanish crew, now Aggers merry men. 

Perhaps Gibbo will learn to be more careful in future? 
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What percentage of the board ... on: June 22, 2017, 01:40:21 PM
I pull ropes  attached to Tractors with my Teeth.  
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Downing on: June 22, 2017, 01:36:41 PM
Good. 
 :mido:

A messsage that Monk will sign the players not Gibbo and Gill.  :like:


The only drawback is whos gong to take him on his wages?
 lost
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What percentage of the board ... on: June 22, 2017, 01:14:33 PM
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your thoughts on this.(tommy robinson) on: June 22, 2017, 01:11:33 PM
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What percentage of the board ... on: June 22, 2017, 12:44:14 PM
Must be hard on holiday with not even your cat to talk to.  lost
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What percentage of the board ... on: June 22, 2017, 12:43:44 PM
I show them the whole thing.

43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What percentage of the board ... on: June 22, 2017, 12:41:46 PM
You really do have the most exciting holidays. 
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fischer or Traore? on: June 22, 2017, 12:22:10 PM
Who would you keep and who would you sell?

Id flog AT for daft money and keep Fischer personally

Jury is out on both.

Adama cant kick a ball and Fischer isnt very good at running.

Cant we do some sort of dna splice thing and make a proper footballer?  mcl

We would probably end up with one that cant run and cant play. 
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / A few teams after Fischer? on: June 22, 2017, 11:20:11 AM
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/theres-lot-players-interesting-cvs-13221525

Maybe better off playing in a less physical league that operates at a slower pace?
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Dimi signs new contract on: June 22, 2017, 11:16:16 AM
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/middlesbrough-goalkeeper-dimi-konstantopoulos-agrees-13221211

Good to have an experienced back up.  :like:

Hopefully Connor is the real deal.

It will be good to have a proper local player starting. Make a change from a short arse on the skive.  :like:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ponce gets it wrong - again! on: June 22, 2017, 11:13:02 AM
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ponce gets it wrong - again! on: June 22, 2017, 11:11:02 AM
Attention seeker.

49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 12 million bid for Ben Gibson on: June 22, 2017, 09:02:53 AM
12 million  charles

It is taking the piss like,  charles

Specially when Stones, the worst defensive centre back in the Premier, goes for £50m  
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 12 million bid for Ben Gibson on: June 22, 2017, 08:42:52 AM
Low 20's Bob, 21-22. Dropping down to the chumps for a year will surely improve him and his confidence as a footballer. If he wants to stay, then no matter what you think of him he will rip chump defences a new one. We want and need pace, so why get rid if all parties are happy for him to stay. Time will tell, I just hope it is true about boro putting a 20 mil price tag on his head, that is clear intent.

If he cant pass a ball or score a goal then he is useless.

And we havent seen any evidence of him being able to.

20m Id sell no bother. £10m and there might be an argument to give him a shot in the chumps.
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